
welcome to This is NOT Exeter (not as the tourists would think
anyway)
We're here to tell you about the high points
and low life that make up Exeter. We're also going to report
on all the latest news items around the city, that we feel are relevant
to ordinary, fun loving people. In the absence of any real news, we'll
be forced to write our own, usually involving ourselves, or people
we know. We don't usually tell people we've written about them either,
it's kind of a secret. They'll find out soon enough.

All of it really, this is our redesign and we've got
all new content. The team is now smaller, but then Dave and Ruairi
never did much (anything in Ruairi's case) so we're glad to have the
room here in the office. This is NOT Exeter was the main focus for
an episode of Channel 4's Brass Eye Documentary Series. More info
here - it's not all glamour when
you're rich and famous, of course we're neither, though Rich is infamous
for a reason that we can't go into here, but let's just say that the
parrot needed five stitches and the pig had a slight headache.
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Oh, Baz's sports column is up now - go here
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Baz's video games column is ALSO up - go here
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About us:-
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Matt - Editor - When he's not writing for about
60 million websites, Matt likes nothing more than sitting around
in Exeter's cafes and pubs looking
deep in thought, reading a book or a magazine or mucking around
with his guitar. A genius of all things web-related, Matt does
this sort of thing for a living (even though he was recently
fired for being a little unwell, so do hire
him if you can) and was the person responsible for the very
very first 'this is NOT Exeter' website way back last year.
He often hides behind his 'Admin' role in the forums as it's
far easier than dealing with reality - apparently. Matt is the
editor of the website and often puts his little comments into
stuff (Do I? - Matt)
Matt Quote: "I could do that in Dreamweaver with
my eyes closed"
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Anji - Staff Writer - Putting up with a bunch
of lazy journalistic men can't be much fun, which is why we
give Anji her own little quiet area to ponder in as well as
her music feature. Never afraid to voice her opinion, Anji's
a highly valuable member of the team. She's got a new agony
aunt column too, so write in with all your problems, especially
if they're really personal and likely to make us popular. Watch
out for her though, cause any vague sporting references in her
column will result in her being poked with the office stick
which is Barry's pride and joy...
Anji Quote: "You've crossed that line again"
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Barry (or Baz) - Sports Desk - He's always doing crazy
things, including but not limited to his wonderful impression
of Trinity from the Matrix. Oh and he even once took Matt along
to a football match with him.. To return the favour Matt's going
to be taking Barry to a comedy gig and web design conference.
His favourite food is the Bacon McDougle and must be swiftly
followed by a Finipop Devil in his CONVERTABLE.
Barry Quote: "Harness the power of the Finipop"
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Rich - Controversiality - Exeter's most controversial
journalist is back once again with the renegade website. Power
to the people of the ill behaviour... That's within limits obviously,
I mean no power to people who attend the Carl
Davey Buttock Museum. Rich's contributions are quite literally
"the daddy" and you shouldn't fear the man.
He says he's going to teach all the hippies how to run a website,
he's had several hunches in his life, he'll teach you all for
trying to put him at the bottom of the lake and he most certainly
should know... likes games too (the dirty bastard! - Matt)
Rich Quote: "That Adolf Hitler.. now he had some
good ideas"
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Contact us... you can email team@thisisnotexeter.co.uk
or give us a ring on 0870 029 5302 (24 hour answerphone)
Thinking of buying computer software? You wanna go to QBS
- cause nobody else matters.
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ps. we know who reads this and we
know which ones of you are banging kids. watch out. don't fuck with
us
(i've been unwell for a while, i'm
getting better now, i'm sorry for all the bad things i did, i said,
i thought. sorry holl - matt)