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Built listening to Winamp

Carl's Arse Compatible

welcome to This is NOT Exeter (not as the tourists would think anyway)

We're here to tell you about the high points and low life that make up Exeter. We're also going to report on all the latest news items around the city, that we feel are relevant to ordinary, fun loving people. In the absence of any real news, we'll be forced to write our own, usually involving ourselves, or people we know. We don't usually tell people we've written about them either, it's kind of a secret. They'll find out soon enough.

All of it really, this is our redesign and we've got all new content. The team is now smaller, but then Dave and Ruairi never did much (anything in Ruairi's case) so we're glad to have the room here in the office. This is NOT Exeter was the main focus for an episode of Channel 4's Brass Eye Documentary Series. More info here - it's not all glamour when you're rich and famous, of course we're neither, though Rich is infamous for a reason that we can't go into here, but let's just say that the parrot needed five stitches and the pig had a slight headache.

Oh, Baz's sports column is up now - go here

Baz's video games column is ALSO up - go here

About us:-

Matt - Editor - When he's not writing for about 60 million websites, Matt likes nothing more than sitting around in Exeter's cafes and pubs looking deep in thought, reading a book or a magazine or mucking around with his guitar. A genius of all things web-related, Matt does this sort of thing for a living (even though he was recently fired for being a little unwell, so do hire him if you can) and was the person responsible for the very very first 'this is NOT Exeter' website way back last year. He often hides behind his 'Admin' role in the forums as it's far easier than dealing with reality - apparently. Matt is the editor of the website and often puts his little comments into stuff (Do I? - Matt)

Matt Quote: "I could do that in Dreamweaver with my eyes closed"


Anji - Staff Writer - Putting up with a bunch of lazy journalistic men can't be much fun, which is why we give Anji her own little quiet area to ponder in as well as her music feature. Never afraid to voice her opinion, Anji's a highly valuable member of the team. She's got a new agony aunt column too, so write in with all your problems, especially if they're really personal and likely to make us popular. Watch out for her though, cause any vague sporting references in her column will result in her being poked with the office stick which is Barry's pride and joy...

Anji Quote: "You've crossed that line again"


Barry (or Baz) - Sports Desk - He's always doing crazy things, including but not limited to his wonderful impression of Trinity from the Matrix. Oh and he even once took Matt along to a football match with him.. To return the favour Matt's going to be taking Barry to a comedy gig and web design conference. His favourite food is the Bacon McDougle and must be swiftly followed by a Finipop Devil in his CONVERTABLE.

Barry Quote: "Harness the power of the Finipop"


Rich - Controversiality - Exeter's most controversial journalist is back once again with the renegade website. Power to the people of the ill behaviour... That's within limits obviously, I mean no power to people who attend the Carl Davey Buttock Museum. Rich's contributions are quite literally "the daddy" and you shouldn't fear the man. He says he's going to teach all the hippies how to run a website, he's had several hunches in his life, he'll teach you all for trying to put him at the bottom of the lake and he most certainly should know... likes games too (the dirty bastard! - Matt)

Rich Quote: "That Adolf Hitler.. now he had some good ideas"

Contact us... you can email team@thisisnotexeter.co.uk or give us a ring on 0870 029 5302 (24 hour answerphone)


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(i've been unwell for a while, i'm getting better now, i'm sorry for all the bad things i did, i said, i thought. sorry holl - matt)