Welcome to:

 

The LaCroix Channel, Where its All Uncle, All Day and All Night

*Disclaimer* We are in NO ways and means related to the Learning Channel. (Other than the fact that Nigel Bennett and Geraint Wyn Davies of Forever Knight were featured on a special about vampires) Any resemblance that our logo bears to the Learning Channel's is purely coincidental.

Programing Schedule:

5:00 AM-1:00 PM Meditations from the Nightcrawler-Soothing Sounds to help all children of the night relax and get their morning sleep. 
 
 
 

1:00 PM-3:00 PM Childrearing in the Modern Age-Tips on how to keep your creations in line.

 
 

3:00 PM-5:00 PM Dealing with an Overbearing Parent- What to do when Mom is a little too powerful for her own sake

 
 

5:00 PM-7:00 PM Fine Dining Guide-How to select the proper vintage

 
 
 

7:00 PM-12:00 AM-Storytime with Uncle-Tales of woe, despair, joy, madness and glee. All special, and not for the faint of heart.

 
 

12:00 AM-5:00 AM La Erotica-Curl up with the one you love.......or lust for.

 
 
 


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