GARRETT'S
ANTI-SCREECH PAGE

    Okay, I know what you're thinking.  What's the use?  Is this page really necessary?  Well, not really but I could not think of anything else to make.  Besides, Screech is an idiot.  We've all grown up with him and watched his crazy antics.  He's a moron, and the weird thing is that Screech isn't half the loser that Dustin Diamond is, the loon that plays him.  Wasn't he bad enough in "Saved by the Bell"?  Now he's acting even more screechy in "Saved by the Bell: the new class", whatever that is.  It seems that the rest of the class has moved on to bigger and better things, even if it is 90210 and Showgirls, but at least they are really acting.  Dustin is still being Screech, and he is getting less funny everyday.  If you ever get the chance, just watch the new class.  Watch Screech.  Don't watch him as Screech though.  Watch him as a grown-up Dustin Diamond trying to salvage a laugh.  He makes his voice sound like a two year old and when I see him, it's as if I'm watching a really bad high school play.  You may be thinking, "why are you so hard on him?", or "you're just jealous", or maybe "hey, he just does what the director tells him to do".  Well, if you think that, then you either have no sense of humor or are as much of an idiot as he is and probably have no life at all.  I'll admit, I've caught myself watching Saved by the Bell when there was nothing else on.  Haven't we all?  And of course I would love to be an actor who made a lot of money.  But I wouldn't take all the money in the world to be in Dustin's shoes, because I have more pride than that.  In closing, for all of you that still aren't sure whether or not he is dead, IT WAS A STUPID RUMOR.  He is still sucking wind.  And I guess if you like watching a grown man act like a two year old that thinks that being clumsy and making stupid faces is still funny, then I guess it's okay for you to be watching screech.    



Here is what's on Dustin's resume.  He has had a career that actors can only dream of:

Television:

"Saved By the Bell: The College Years" (1993)
"Saved By the Bell: The New Class" (1993)
"Saved by the Bell" (1989)
"Good Morning, Miss Bliss" (1987)
"The Wonder Years (1988)

Movies:

Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas (1994) (TV)
Saved By the Bell Hawaiian Style (1992) (TV)
She's Out of Control (1989)
Big Top Pee-wee (1988)
Purple People Eater (1988)       



The following are some pics of this idiot in action:
 
Pic 1
Pic 2


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