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![]() How to help: · Firefighters Fund; · The Denis Leary Firefighters Foundation Fund; · American Red Cross; · New York Fraternal Order of Police Fund; · United Way September 11th Fund. 10.15.01 · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · CURTAIN CALL Matthew Broderick Should Be So Lucky By Rebecca Schuman In many ways, Berlin is still a shattered city. How long will it take New York to recover? RICK'S CAFÉ AMERICAIN Out of the Woods By Rick Chandler Who will we turn to when local police and fire agencies are busy fighting foreign terrorists? The answer may surprise you. BETWEEN THE LINES New America By A.J. Daulerio For whom does the Squishy Toy toll? It tolls for thee. BRAVE NEW WORLD Mixed Messages By Julie Ostrowski So now Im supposed to be on the lookout for suspicious crop-dusting pilots? I dont think Im qualified, President Bush! JUST DESSERTS None For Me, Thanks By Adam Finley Cake, like sex, is becoming dangerously overexposed. Isnt it time for a little moderation? MY VIEW Going Through the Motions By Arin Greenwood My journey from London to Madrid to New York went unimpeded by professional or personal interest in my ability to make machines beep. NOT A STEP Sorry, Were Booked By Daniel Kline My new book calls for eating only Tootsie Pops while praying in front of an altar made of melting Chipwiches. Order now while supplies last. CHANNEL SURFER Screening Room II By Bob Sassone More reviews of the new fall season, from Bob Patterson to Thieves. 10.12.01 · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · MR. FOOTBALL Supercat to the Rescue By Mr. Football Mr. Football is far too busy to indulge your fantasy league questions, so move along, Chester. 10.8.01 · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · RICK'S CAFÉ AMERICAIN Unlocking the Secret of Enormous Pants By Rick Chandler Feeling down in the dumps? Think youre a hideous freak? Just hold up an enormous pair of pants. See? Dont you feel better? NOT A STEP Unfriendly Skies By Daniel Kline Our fear of flying has spread rapidly since Sept. 11, but the fact remains that its still a lot safer than driving the car. CHANNEL SURFER Screening Room By Bob Sassone Amid all the usual dreck (Emeril, anyone?), there are a few surprisingly good new fall shows. TOONS The Tao of Homer By Adam Finley Despite its blemishes, The Simpsons still handles pop cultural references better than any program ever made. MY VIEW Meet Miss Most Improved By Arin Greenwood Ruminations on life, love, marriage and loitering at Dunkin Donuts, on the occasion of her 10-year high school reunion. FILM Something Stinks at the Zoo By Dan Scheraga Zoolander is a lot like Austin Powers, with one important difference Mike Myers is a hell of a lot funnier than Ben Stiller. 10.5.01 · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · MR. FOOTBALL Mr. Footballs Dilemma By Mr. Football A rescheduled Super Bowl presents certain conflicts for Mr. Football, who must decide between adventures in the French Quarter, or presiding over a quilting bee. What will he decide? |
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