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HugeDisk Archives



America's Secret Anti-Terror Weapon
It'll send chills down your democratic spine

HugeDisk's Mail Safety Tips
How to safely handle your most suspicious mail

HugeDisk's Ten Important Questions for Osama
The ten questions on everyone's mind

Today At the Terrorist Cafe
What's for lunch?

HugeDisk Revisionist History Lesson #4
Including Italy, China, Indiana

Some Six Young Lads
A poem for the children

Got Sausage?
The sausage industry is ripping off milk

My Summer Vacation
Paul HugeDisk unearths a golden oldie

How To Date a Stripper
Everything you need to know to make one yours

Other Devastating Energy Crises
Our readers weigh in with some crises of their own

The Solicitation Trial of Bullets the Clown
Our Man of the Year's tragic downward spiral

United Kingdom Fact Sheet
Everything you might want to know about the UK

The HugeDisk Skank-O-Meter
Is your girlfriend a skank ho?

HugeDisk Man of Year Arrested
Bullets the Clown busted in an LAPD sting

Kicking a Man in the Nuts
When can you kick a man in the nuts?

Most Excellent Mother's Day Gifts
Ideas for the mom who has everything

So Long, Mississippi!
Mississippi is transferred back to the Brits

Blurbs of Praise
Our loyal readers praise our humble magazine

HugeDisk's Revisionist History Lesson #3
Including Batboy, Bob Dole, General Tsao

HugeDisk Announces Its Man of the Year
A surprise winner!

A Lesson in Futility
The horrible first chapter of a truly awful novel

This Sucks!
What we expect will be overheard at the Oscars

HugeDisk's Missed Connections
Perhaps your own lost romance awaits you

Communicate With Confidence
Dr. Stella Fung on the importance of discipline

Blockbuster Illnesses!
HugeDisk featured on Sweet Fancy Moses

Dubya's Day at a Glance
A seldom seen look into the Presidental itinerary

Three Sheets To the Wind
The three greatest Irish films of all time

Manly Celebrity Rumors Answered #1
Brad Pitt! Brett Favre! Bruce Willis!

Meet Attorney General J-juice
Potential nicknames for John Ashcroft

HugeDisk's Revisionist History Lesson #2
Including Jesus, Shakespeare, and the Mongol Horde

Where Do Our Tax Refund Dollars Go?
Where the HugeDisk staff spends its Federal cash

The Beater Exercise Routine
A new chest and deltoids workout

How About That Weather?
Things to say to the man beside you at the urinal

What's for Breakfast?
Fun breakfast foods for your health and pleasure

Ask Hester HugeDisk -- Installment Four
Raymond, anxiety, Victoria's Secret

Why I Love HugeDisk Men's Magazine
Unsolicited PR from our biggest fan

HugeDisk's Revisionist History Lesson #1
Including Hitler, Plato and Captain Cook

The Manliest News On-line
And it's updated by the minute!

Valentine's Day Dos and Don'ts
Because we men need all the help we can get

Huge Mascot
What all Huge Men wish they could be!

Our Favorite Asian Mispronunciations
Sometimes foreigners say the strangest things!

HugeDisk's Man of the Year
Somebody's got to do it.

Great Donkey Ride Bargains!
Ride a hairy ass today

Breaking Up is Hard to....Touchdown!
Football plays guaranteed to score you a breakup.

Fired!
Stupid things to say to your boss woman

Ask Hester HugeDisk -- Installment Three
Bullets, toilet cams, messy fingers

HugeDisk's T-Shirt Fashion Show
Score with the ladies in these stylin' T-shirts!

HugeDisk's Cell Phone Etiquette
Tips for our most troublesome cell phone scenarios

Stopping By Woods On a Snowier Evening
Frost's sequel to his timeless classic

Harry HugeDisk's Random Wisdom Generator
Fresh, new wisdom with every visit. Maybe.

Are You a Player?
Answer ten simple questions and find out

An Interview With a Regular Steroid User
Our fitness correspondent sat down with Mr. X

HugeDisk Reviews Microbrews
Ten new microbrews we think you might enjoy

"big"
by Young

New York Islanders 7, Tampa Bay Lightening 4
Box Score

HugeDisk Helps Confirm G.W. Bush's Reputation
Three thousand websites can't be wrong

HugeDisk's Ten Greatest Novels of the 20th Century
The most manly books of the past 100 years

Ask Hester HugeDisk -- Installment Two
Testicles, cowboy boots, dogs

Our Readers' Sexiest Secrets
Survival tips on how to feel more sexy

Ode to China
A poetic tribute to our most honorable neighbors

First Date Disasters
Sometimes the first date refuses to go as planned

Addendum To Our Recent Airbags Article
Introducing the ClownBag

How to Lighten the Mood During Your Prostate Exam
Ten things to do or say to keep everyone loose

The HugeDisk Dictionary of Chat Room Acronyms
Save typing time when you chat on-line!

The Many Moods of My Nuts
Come meet my nuts!

HugeDisk Obesity Index Indicator
Find out if it's time to hit the treadmill

HugeDisk Presents Custom Airbags!
Airbags for every man on the road

One Hundred One Clowns
Clowns, sex and death

Scoring On Your First Date
How to impress a girl straight into the sack

The Killing Foods
Protecting your sperm for the future

This Month's Exercise -- The Patch Squat
A new technique for lower body conditioning

Ask Hester HugeDisk -- Installment One
Fashion, rough sex, testicles


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