No, really, where's the real new iMacs? It's not April 1, so there has to be something else. Apple.com was hacked? What is wrong with Apple? Do they want to die?

Next thing they'll offer iMacs in Puce, Shit Browne, and "That color you get when you mix all the ugly colors together and then smoke a crack pipe or two just to make it weird lookin"

Can't sleep the iMacs will eat me
Can't sleep the iMacs will eat me
Can't sleep the iMacs will eat me
Can't sleep the iMacs will eat me
Can't sleep the iMacs will eat me

Just when Apple really started to get the color thing right, they go and screw it up. It's one thing to innovate, it's yet another to have people puking in the aisles of CompUSA and Circuit City. Whoops, someone puked on the case, my bad.

Tomorrow the CNN and ABC reports will start coming in, talking about how Apple has gone totally crazy, and is once again on the verge of extinction. Maybe they're right. If these flavors are a signal of things to come-we may never see gigahertz G4's, because all demand will dry up after Apple dies from poor iMac sales. Let's just hope they didn't bet the farm.

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