"Dubya the White Nosed Guv'nor"

Presented in honor of

The Three Stooges


Curly	sLotty	Blow

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(courtesy of The Boot Newt Sing Along Page)

(intro)

The republican party has picked a new loser
To run against Gore, that Democrat bruiser.
Why'd they pick this man
Who thinks China's a part of Japan?

(with gusto)

Dubya, the white nosed Guv'nor,
Shoved the powder up his nose;
And if you ever saw him
You would even say it glows.

All of the other Guv'nors
Used to laugh at him and say,
"Dubya, you hopeless crackhead!
Let us work--go back and play."

Then the Senate tried to prove
Clinton always cheats.
But instead the charges cost
Newt and Bob their seats.

Then cried the Grand Old Party,
"No one's left to lead the show.
Since we're sunk, lets get ol' Texas--
We'll blame the loss on Guv'nor Blow."

(repeat last two verses)

Disclaimer
All events in this song are purely fictional.
Any similarity to real life people or events
is purely coincidental--so please don't sue!

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