Why Wiccans Suck

I have no problem with Wicca.
It's the Wiccans I can't stand.


So, you heard about the page and showed up to tell me off?

Then you are part of the problem.

Being a Wiccan makes you feel Special, eh? Well shove your pride back down your throat, kids! This is your wake-up call.


terms to know

The "Wiccan" wannabes who are delighted to be persecuted, and came here to give me a piece of their mind. If my website offends you, then you're probably one of them.

Real Wiccan
A dedicated seeker who actually knows something about Gardner's original Wicca, including its dark side. These are the anti-fluffbunnies -- in behavior, speech, and practice.
(Of course, you're one of these Real Wiccans, eh?)

A religion that you already know all about, right? You might be surprised....

Charms, curses, necromancy, levitation, etc. Yes, the stuff from fairy tales. In other words, the same definition of "magic" that has been around for centuries before the tree-huggers got ahold of it. (Aleister Crowley, incidentally, added the "k" to make his gematria fit.)

Someone with magical powers. I repeat, someone with magical powers.
Changing your religion to "Wicca" does NOT make you a witch. Religion has nothing to do with it. (How many Xians have you met who can change water into wine?)

Short for "Christian," like "Xmas." Fluffbunnies simply LOVE to talk about Xians.


Why Wiccans Suck
 (read this first)


The History of Wicca


Other Annoying Facts

"You're not worthy!"


Those Awful Christians


The Victim Complex

Burning Times




About the Header


Website Parody


Interview w/the Author


Why I'm Not Wiccan


The Label Trap


Bio Feedback



My Beliefs



Current Guestbook


The FAQ (Read it!)


Archived Emails


Guestbook Archives


Links (Great stuff!)


site news

WWS moves to whywiccanssuck.com! Some links and images may not work yet... excuse our dust, and let us know.
The witchcraft tutorial is back. It's on the links page.

I DO NOT CHAT IN IRC. There are much better ways to waste my time. So if someone claiming to be from WWS starts pestering your poor little channel, go ahead and ignore / kick / ban / k-line them. It doesn't hurt my feelings a bit since, after all, I DO NOT CHAT ON IRC.
(This applies to Yahoo, AOL, ICQ and all -- I do not talk online. Got it?)

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