21st century prayer
Now let us pray:

Our universal chairperson in outer space,
Your identity enjoys the highest rating on a prioritized selectivity scale,
May your sphere of influence take on reality parameters,
May your mindset be implemented,
On this planet as in outer space,
Allot to us, at this point in time and on a per diem basis, a sufficient and balanced dietary food intake,
And rationalize a disclaimer against our negative feedback,
As we rationalize a disclaimer against the negative feedback of others,
And deprogram our negative potentialities,
But desensitize the impact of the counter-productive force,
For yours is the dominant sphere of influence,
The ultimate capability (non-nuclear),
And the highest qualitative analysis rating,
At this point in time and extending beyond a limited time-frame,
End of message.

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Oh Lord Take Me Home