Welcome to the Tolkien Sarcasm Page!

J.R.R. Tolkien, in writing his extraordinary books about Middle-earth, has succeeded in creating a world so finely-detailed and fully-realized that even now, over fifty years after The Lord of the Rings was first published, linguists and scholars still continue their avid research and debates about the world Tolkien has created. The Tolkien Sarcasm Page, one of the oldest bastions of Tolkien humor on the Web, is here to help Middle-earth historians everywhere take a break from those heated arguments about Glorfindel's bloodline and whether or not Thingol was a wise King. Instead, stop and relax for a little while with one of the following strange activities:

• Follow this link to the Tolkien Art Gallery, a display showing Tolkien's deep and sometimes surprising influence in the world of classical and modern art.
  
  
• The Lord of the Rings Board Game is still extremely hard to find in most stores. Odds are it will continue to be. You might enjoy taking a look at this now-legendary addition to the Middle-earth gaming world.
  
  
• As the Internet has grown, the demand for an e-text version of The Lord of the Rings has continued to intensify. At long last a number of noted Tolkien scholars have begun the intensive task of preparing an electronic text of The Lord Of The... whatever for you deadbeats who are too lazy to buy the real book. Watch this work in progress as it unfolds!
  
  
• Through the deft research of Öjevind Lång, several of A. Conan Doyle's lost manuscripts about Middle-earth have been uncovered. Now at last the adventures of Sherlock Holmes in Middle-earth are available here!
  
  
• Good, objective information about the enemies in Lord of the Rings is hard to come by. With this in mind, here is some research describing one group of enemies in sharp detail: the swarthy People of Dunland.
  
  
• Tolkien drew inspiration from many historical and poetic sources to write The Lord of the Rings. Todd Jensen has discovered and published an excerpt from one of those sources, long thought to be lost: William Shakespeare's epic drama The Tragedie of Frodo Baggins.
  
  
• For those of you who are doing research for a book report on Tolkien, but don't want to be bothered with reading volumes and volumes of his work, you may find this Synopsis of The Lord of the Rings to be helpful. A brief summary of The Silmarillion, and a selection of possible term-papers topics, are included here as well.
  
  
• More advanced students of Tolkien might want to try their hand at the Middle-earth test available on this server. Be warned, however, that the advanced questions can be somewhat difficult even for Tolkien experts.
  
  
• I was fortunate enough to have relatives who uncovered a rare, almost-unknown Tolkien manuscript in 1995: Saruman's Diary. I've duplicated it for you here, complete with the accompanying footnotes.
  
  
• The magic and depth of Tolkien's works has, so far, eluded the filmmakers who have tried to reproduce it. Sadly, this review of Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings Part One describes how one filmmaker was particularly eluded. (We're hoping Peter Jackson will do a bit better.)
  
  
• Indeed, a lot of speculation has taken place about what The Lord of the Rings would look like once it's been through Hollywood's hands. Well, you need wonder no longer! For the very first time on the Web, we present the complete movie version of The Lord of the Rings! Believe it or not, this epic movie is now available for immediate download in its entirety!
  
  
• For those who are curious about what happened to Middle-earth in the Ages after The Lord of the Rings took place, have a look at Gil Williamson's Tales from the Prancing Pony. This amazing site documents the story of three British adventurers who spent four months in Middle-earth in the late 1880s, with a genteel and well-mannered Uruk-hai as their guide.
  
  
• As well, the ingenious Mr. Bruce Hietbrink has recently begun work on a version of The Lord of the Rings illustrated entirely with Legos. If only Peter Jackson had thought of this. (Be sure to look elsewhere in his site for other notable works, including the developing Masterpieces of Lego Literature.)
  
  
• Last, but by no means the least, allow me to introduce the legendary Tolkien Crackpot Theories page: a compendium of some of the less-likely suggestions about the history of Middle-earth.
  

By the way, if you're completely unfamiliar with J.R.R. Tolkien's work, all this may seem a little mysterious to you. However, a look at the rec.arts.books.tolkien FAQ might be of some help in illuminating you until you get a chance to read the actual books.

It should be noted that, however much sarcasm they may inspire, the books are superb and well worth reading. (Indeed, they're much more worthwhile reading than this web-page is.)

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