Overview
Anyone who has spent any time downtown during business hours
in any major city in America has probably seen the lead characters of this game: bike-riding package couriers. These bicycle couriers shuttle packages for anyone who needs a
package delivered to another building in the downtown area. In the case of Courier
Crisis, you ride your bike around the city looking for packages to deliver. It is your
job to see to it that the package gets to its destination safely and quickly. Your
payment and employment depend on it.
In Courier Crisis, you will race against the clock to make your next pick-up and
delivery. But watch out, because there are plenty of cars, trucks, people and animals
that seem to have it in for bicycle couriers and would love nothing more than to see you
separated from your bike. With over 250 deliveries to make, you have plenty of pedaling
ahead!
Gameplay
Here is a game that has never been done before. It is best described as Road Rash
on bicycles, although not as fun. Instead of beating up on other couriers, you beat up on
pedestrians. This game does have a lot going for it and manages to hit the mark on some
areas and miss on others.
The gameplay is very basic and quite simple. You start the game on your bike and at the
top of the screen you will see a directional arrow. This arrow is leading you to your
first pick-up. It is your job to find the streets that take you to the origin of the
arrow -- your client -- and grab his delivery. Once you get the package, the arrow now
changes to the direction of the person you are delivering to. Once again you must follow
the arrow to its origin and deliver the package. The more quickly you get to your
destination, the more money you will receive. Sound easy enough?
All of this is fine and dandy, but it would not be very fun
if all you were doing was racing against a clock. Don't worry. For some reason, every
pedestrian in town hates your guts. They don't like the way you fly down the sidewalks and weave
in and out of traffic. They just plain do not like you. If you have ever seen the
couriers, this is a very realistic dislike. Am I the only person who has wanted to open my
car door when some little punk is flying by and I am stuck in traffic? Unfortunately, the
cars do not open their doors, but the people are not shy about cracking you with purses,
canes, or even Karate kicks. As if that is not enough, in certain areas you will have
packs of dogs chasing you that would love to chew on your leg.
It would not be very fair if you could not defend yourself against all of these
hazards, right? Not to worry. You can punch, kick, and run over people on your bike. This
is the best part of the game. I have not figured out if you get any benefit or punishment
for running over pedestrians, but I don't care. After playing the game for over 15 hours, I
still chuckle when I get in a good kick on an unsuspecting old lady as I ride by. Sure, it
is a little sick, but if she had her way she would be swinging her purse at me, so I
figure it evens out. Along these same lines, I still chuckle just the same when I kick a
dog that is chasing me. They have done a great job reproducing the yelping sound of a
hurt dog.
As you progress through the game, you will start to accumulate cash. You can use this
cash to upgrade your bike. You can get anything from a small, inexpensive model to a bike
with jets mounted on the side. It will take quite a few deliveries to accumulate enough
cash to buy one of the higher end bikes. Being a bicycle illiterate, I wish they would have
included a brief explanation of the different bikes and what makes them better. All I had
to go by was price. I just assumed that because a bike cost more, it was better. But I
don't think this is always true.
You can also pull some bike tricks when busting ass through
the city. For some reason, there are plenty of ramps to help you catch some big air.
The list of moves you can pull off includes a Table Top, Air 360, Cross Up, Back Flip, and
Spread Eagle. You will need to learn these tricks because when you have successfully
pulled off a move, you are awarded with a power-up associated with that move. For example,
if you pull off the Air 360, you will have more time to finish your mission. In the
earlier stages this is not important, but in the later stages it is essential for
progressing through the levels.
All of this stuff is fine and dandy, but Courier Crisis does have its problems.
First and foremost, the gameplay gets so repetitive it almost becomes boring. Each level
becomes more of the same. The only variation you really receive is that the clock speeds
up, or your delivery destinations are farther away. The game needed something in between
to spice things up and give it some variation. Maybe a bonus round or
something -- anything
to give the game some variety.
The other thing that I had a problem with was the controls. I won't say that they were
unresponsive, but instead just call them weird. It was almost impossible to turn your bike
and head the other direction without coming to a complete stop, which you just don't have
time for. It would have been cool to have a button that would make you skid to a stop but
have you facing the other direction when done. Instead you have to stop, swing the bike
around (takes forever), and then start again. I found it easier to just keep heading in
the same direction and try to find a cross street.
Graphics
Yuck! I think the word I am looking for is "pixelization." If you get too close
to anything, it becomes distorted, ala Doom. All the buildings, cars and even
people look terrible up close. From a distance they don't look that bad, but you rarely
are looking at things from a distance. If they would have polished the graphics and
brought them up to a 32-bit level, I thing the game would have been better
-- even
though we all know it is gameplay that matters.
Bottom Line
For the first few levels, Courier Crisis is a gas. After that, it runs out of
steam.
I think this is a great idea and could have been much more than it was. I wish the
graphics were more polished, at least for the pedestrians so you could get a
better view of who you are running over. I wish they had put something in to break up the
levels and add some excitement. All in all, it is worthy of a rental just to run over the
old lady. But once that novelty wears thin (it never completely wears off), you will start
longing for more than what Courier Crisis offers.
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