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05.31.2002
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Videogames
claim another victim |
Boy
am I glad this
didn't happen here in the US, otherwise we'd be looking
at another Lieberman-esque damnation of the videogame
industry from Capitol Hill. A 12-year old Thai girl
was recently found dead in her bedroom, having hung
herself in frustration after a grand Bomberman losing
streak at the hands of her older sister. Siriwan Khao-snoh
left behind the following suicide note: "Dear mom, I
am sorry to leave you. In fact, I do not want to die
. . . but mom please don't worry about why I have committed
suicide...if you find my body, please cremate it on
June 14."
The girl's mother says that Siriwan got the idea to
hang herself from one of her favorite cartoons, but
the police believe that she was driven to kill herself
because her mother often interrupted her videogame sessions.
"Siriwan often complained that she was unable to finish
a game. She must have been so stressed out and frustrated,"
police captain Somsak Pikulthong said.
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05.31.2002
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Chinese
couple re-enact Titanic (well, minus the 'dying' part) |
I
thought this was particularly apt, considering the recent
Titanic
thread in the forums. A Chinese couple were recently
fished out of the Yangtse river after re-enacting the
famous scene in Cameron's maritime disaster film in
which Kate Winslet stands at the prow of the ship as
it sails into certain doom. 'Mr. Hu', as he was described
by the Chinese press, and his girlfriend were swept
off the barge by a large wave, and were subsequently
rescued by other boatmen who threw lifebuoys to them.
The girlfriend dislocated her knee in the incident.
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05.31.2002
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Gary
has left the building |
Freaky
child-porn afficionado Gary Glitter has decided to leave
Cambodia after an extended stay which vexed local authorities
wary of his previous kiddie-porn convictions in the
UK. Glitter served two months out of a four month prison
sentence after pictures of nekkid kids were found on
his PC by a repair technician. Cambodian officials tried
numerous means to get Glitter out of their country,
but as he had broken no laws, he could not legally be
deported. Glitter is reportedly on his way to Vietnam.
So let this be a lesson to you: if you like kiddie porn,
learn how to fix your own computer.
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05.31.2002
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Xbox
still struggling in Japan |
'Struggling'
is one way to put it. But that's kind of like saying
that someone whose head has been crushed in a pneumatic
press is 'struggling. According to the fine fellas at
PlanetXbox.com
(gotta show some solidarity for my editorial counterparts
at PPXB), the Xbox sold a staggering 834 units in the
last week in Japan. 834. In the whole country.
Jeezus, I could sell more consoles than that if I scratch-built
them out of balsa wood and old transistor radio parts
in my garage. Hey, now there's a concept! The DAMStation!
Be right back...I've got a new pet project I gotta kickstart.
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05.31.2002
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Nintendo's
bottom line takes a nosedive |
Although
it's not exactly unexpected, it is worth noting that
following the recent cross-system price drops prior
to last week's E3 expo, Nintendo's latest financial
forecast indicates that Nintendo's profit margin will
shrink
significantly, at least in the short term. It's
pretty safe to assume that the hardware costs associated
with development and production of the Nintendo GameCube
haven't yet broken even, and the $50 price drop announced
a couple of weeks back probably didn't help either,
although they're certainly not as bad off as Microsoft,
whose Xbox has been struggling in markets outside the
US. Don't count Nintendo out yet, though. They still
have the handheld console market in a hammerlock thanks
to the GameBoy Advance, and there's no indication that
anyone wants to take them on in that arena.
(Submitted by Mazinga)
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05.31.2002
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It's
not a PC, but it can talk to one |
Considering
how much Microsoft has been trying to de-bunk the perception
that the Xbox is nothing more than a stripped-down PC,
they're doing their damndest to ensure that it has all
the functionality of a PC. A built-in 10GB hard drive,
an ethernet port, and now they're mulling over whether
or not to develop an Xbox Connection kit which would
allow Xbox owners to access mp3 files and other files
from a PC. According to Yahoo!
News, Microsoft recently ran a survey at Xbox.com
which asked users opinions on such a peripheral. Should
the item prove desirable, Microsoft claims they would
sell it for $29.99 and could have it on the market as
soon as this December.
(Submitted by Mazinga)
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05.29.2002
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Matrix
+ Square = Badass |
What
is know is that there are two more movies in the Matrix
trilogy. What may not be known is that several top names
in Anime are working on anime shorts set in the Matrix
universe. Off the top of my head, I can only remember
Mamoru Oshii and Peter Cheng (I think). Then there's
Square, who's rolled out their film division on this
one. No trailer yet, but the stills look amazing. I've
included
one here for your perusal, but you can find out more
at www.whatisthematrix.com
(Posted by The Kuhaku
Saint)
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05.24.2002
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Toys
'R' Us or Bottom-Feeding Corporate Lackeys 'R' Us? |
Here's
a bizarre pronouncement...toy retailer Toys 'R' Us has
shaken off the manacles of objective reality and pronounced
that Microsoft's Xbox will be the 'industry's leading
platform'. Uhm...I don't know if anyone at Toys 'R'
Us has been paying attention, but it's gonna be pretty
hard to topple Sony's ten to one sales lead, no matter
how much green Microsoft pours into the Xbox. Now, don't
get me wrong. I own an Xbox. It's not like I want the
damn thing to fail. But facts are facts, folks, and
right now Microsoft's 3.5 million installed units stacks
up pretty pathetically against Sony's 30 million installed
units. If Microsoft were actually making a dent in Sony's
sales I might see how Toys 'R' Us have a point, but
they aren't. Here's the Reuters piece:
The head of the nation's top specialty toy retailer
said Wednesday that the recent price cut for the Xbox
game console had boosted sales and predicted that Microsoft's
machine would become the industry's leading platform.
"With the pricing adjustment that just took place, the
lift in unit sales is fabulous," Toys "R" Us CEO John
Eyler told other CEOs at Microsoft's annual CEO Summit
gathering in Redmond, Wash. In a display of support
for the U.S. software giant's bid to take a chunk of
the $20 billion gaming industry away from leader Sony
and its PlayStation machines, Eyler said that the Xbox
would become a leading platform for games. "It is going
to accelerate over time to where we have critical mass
and this platform really becomes the premier (medium)
of the video game industry," Eyler said.
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05.24.2002
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Ding-Dong,
the witch is dead... |
It's
finally happened. That psycho bizarroid freak in charge
of Nintendo has finally decided to call
it quits. After fifty-odd years on the throne, Hiroshi
Yamauchi, 74, has announced that he will leave the company
to a "carefully groomed management group".
Not sure this is much of an improvement, but it will
be interesting to see how Nintendo will fare without
that scabrous, wizened Sith Lord in charge of things.
While nobody can deny that Yamauchi was instrumental
in building Nintendo into the company it is today, it's
likewise indisputable that he is a pretty mentally unstable
chap. Known for his bizarre public pronoucements (in
a speech at a pre-launch Tokyo Game Show, Yamauchi claimed
that if the public greeted the GameCube with anything
less than overflowing enthusiasm, Nintendo would cease
development on the unfinished console), and stauch unwillingness
to follow common sense (cartridges on the N64? GD-ROM's
for the GameCube? VirtualBoy?), Yamauchi-san has threatened
on many occasions to step down, only to change his mind
at the last minute. This time it looks like its for
real, though. I'm sure a lot of Nintendo-philes will
call me a total ass for not recognizing Yamauchi's 'genius',
but I'm hoping that with Yamauchi reduced to an advisory
position Nintendo will finally start lining up 3rd party
developers like mad as opposed to the current strategy,
which appears perilously close to the Nintendo 64 (i.e.
not enough damn games) for me to consider buying a GameCube.
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05.23.2002
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I'm
Waitin' for the man |
...Twenty-six
dollars in my hand Up to Lexington, 125 Feel sick and
dirty, more dead than alive. Those of you who have
never heard the Velvet Underground probably have no
idea what I'm babbling about. Have you ever seen that
movie Trainspotting? Remember the scene where Renton
(Ewan MacGregor) gets locked in his bedroom by his parents
to help him kick his junk habit? That's how I feel right
now. The reason? Morrowind...my
desire to get my hands on the Xbox version of this game
is eating me up like a $100 a day heroin habit. The
game's been delayed more times in the last two months
than the Second Coming of Christ, and I'm at the breaking
point. My life is sad...sad and empty...
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05.23.2002
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Sexy
undies for sexy toddlers |
I
can guarantee that putting the words 'sexy' and 'toddler'
next to each other in a sentence on your website is
a sure means towards spurring an FBI investigation into
your daily routine. Matter of fact, that will be a pet
project of mine this afternoon...running a Google search
on the phrase "sexy toddler" and seeing what
comes up. I bet one of the top results would be Abercrombie
and Fitch. As if pissing off the entire Asian community
weren't enough, they have now stooped to selling thong
underwear for kids. Yes, indeed...just in case you want
your kids showing off a little more ass-cheek at the
day care (you never know when there might be a potential
future doctor playing with the oversized legos just
waiting to be wooed by your available daughter), A&F
have stepped up to plate, offering a full line of cute
thongs for your wee ones. I don't know what those evil
fuckers over at Abercrombie and Fitch are smoking, but
I want some.
(Submitted by Mazinga)
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05.21.2002
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Japanese
race facing extinction |
Japanese
Health Minister Chikara Sakaguchi proclaimed that the
Japanese race would become extinct if the nation's birthrate
does not increase. A slump in the birthrate could cause
significant population declines as early as 2007. "If
we go on this way, the Japanese race will become extinct,"
he was quoted in a press conference. Prime Minister
Koziumi seeks to solve the problem through social services
like increased welfare and child care. The UN has suggested
that Japan import 600,000 workers annually to help stabilize
the working population, as the existing aged population
steadily grows. I'm sure this went over like a pregnant
pole-vaulter (no pun intended), seeing as how Japan
is one of the most xenophobic countries on Earth.
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05.21.2002
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Webcasting
Rate Plan rejected |
This
isn't really good news or bad news, as far as the whole
CARP debacle is concerned. However, it does leave some
hope. The US Copyright office has rejected the current
proposed royalty rate on webcasted material (14/100ths
of a cent per song). Webcasters have claimed that the
proposed rate was far too high, especially in light
of similar fees being paid by other media outlets, and
that webcasting services were being unfairly gouged.
"Today's decision by the Librarian offers hope that
the final royalty will be more in line with marketplace
economics than was the arbitrators' proposal," said
Jonathan Potter, executive director of the Digital Media
Association, a trade group that includes Webcasters.
(Submitted by Mazinga)
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05.21.2002
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Spader-Man
a hit in Hong Kong |
We
all know of Asian countries' lack of disregard when
it comes to the English
language. Fair is fair, I suppose...we probably
do much worse when interpreting their mother tongues
than they do. In that vein is a humorous tidbit
online about the popularity of Marvel's Spider-Man in
Hong Kong, where he has been mysteriously re-dubbed
'Spader-Man' by bootleg toy-manufacturers hoping to
cash in on the super-hero's sudden popularity.
"Sometimes they change the spelling a little bit and
so on," said Richard Law, spokesman with the Hong Kong
Customs & Excise Department's intellectual-property
investigation bureau.
(Submitted
by Suezoled)
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05.21.2002
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Missing
tanker work of pirates |
You't
think that now we're officially in the 21st century,
pirates (the seafaring kind, not the software-copying
kind) would be a thing of the past. Well, that's what
you'd think. There was a Filipino grocery not far from
my house that rented out Filipino movies; my dad and
I used to grab a buttload of chicharrones (pork rinds
to you round-eyes) and a couple of grade-z Filipino
action flicks and spend a weekend ruining our stomachs
and brain cells. Invariably these films showed crews
of dastardly Filipino pirates tooling around in speedboats
which I thought was cool as hell.
In
a recent CNN.com story,
Thai officials have declared that a missing oil tanker
recovered off the coast of Thailand was the work of
Southeast Asian pirates.
"We suspect the ship might have been robbed by pirates
in the notorious Strait of Malacca, where ships have
been robbed in the past," Aganit Muensri, head of the
naval search operations, told Reuters. Navy officers
said the search team did not find any evidence of violence,
but the ship had been repainted yellow and blue from
its original black and white and had been renamed Phae
Tan. "Our preliminary assumption is all...crew members
might have been thrown into the sea," Navy spokesman
Pasukree Vilairak told Reuters.
(Submitted
by Suezoled)
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05.15.2002
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Ebert
and Roeper - Fanboys at heart |
You
know, no matter how high we put them on pedestals, film
critics see films pretty much the same way as anyone
else:
Roeper: And there's this whole "Crouching Yoda,
Hidden Dragon" thing that's just...
Ebert: You like the fact that Yoda turns into
an action figure now with his light saber?
Roeper: I think that that is a scene [with Yoda]
that "Star Wars" fans are going to absolutely love,
I loved it.
Ebert: It's totally out of character for him.
Roeper: It's not totally out of character for
him! That's part of his skills. He's not just this brilliant
philosopher, he's also a Jedi warrior!
Ebert: Listen, if you're Yoda and you have the
Force. ...
Roeper: He's a Jedi master.
Ebert: ...If you encompass the Force, you don't
need no lightsaber!
Roeper: You do when you're going up against another
Jedi dude who's also got super-duper mind powers!
Ebert: You've just got to go like this [makes
a mind-reading gesture]. You're Yoda, nobody can stop
you.
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05.15.2002
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Tokyo
implements 'women only' subways to combat touchy-feelie
types |
Kee-rist!
It must be pretty bad for women commuters if Tokyo has
started running 'women-only' trains to prevent strangers
from copping a feel. Apparently, that's the case according
to a recent news item at Mainichi Daily News. The service
would only run in the morning (70% of all 'groping'
incidents occur during the morning rush-hour), and depending
on its success the program may be extended to other
cities. Makes me wonder, though...what's to stop a woman
from groping another woman (which, frankly, gets me
a little excited...)? Oh well, guess no plan is perfect.
(Submitted by Mazinga)
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05.15.2002
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Michelle
Yeoh turns film producer |
Martial-arts
star and former Miss Malaysia Michelle Yeoh is starting
her own production company, according to a recent article
at Yahoo! News. The first film with Yeoh serving as
producer will be The Touch, an action adventure in which
Yeoh will portray a trapeze artist. In addition to starting
a production company, Yeoh will also be juding at this
year's Cannes film festival (wonder if her old co-star
Jackie Chan's film The Tuxedo will be up for a Palme
d'Or this year...)
(Submitted by Mazinga)
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05.15.2002
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The
Price War is upon us |
In
case you give a crap, both Microsoft and Sony have dropped
the price on their respective game consoles to $199
in the last 24 hours. Additionally, Sony is packing
an extra DualShock 2 controller in each PS2 and dropped
the price of the controller and PS2 memory cards to
$24.99 each. And in case you're really out of the loop,
you can now buy a PSOne console for $49 and a PSOne/LCD
monitor combo for $149. Man, it's good to be a gamer
right now.
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05.14.2002
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Asian
Pride Porn |
This
is one of the funniest things I've seen all week. As
anyone who has seen American produced porn featuring
Asian women will know (and I only know this through
second-hand knowledge...ahem...anyway...), Asian women
are generally characterized as exotic temptresses or
passive wallflowers, and Asian men, when they show up
at all, are always bookish geeks with zero social skills
(since most Asian-themed porn features hapless Asian
women getting ripped by young, strapping caucasian dudes...you
know, cause Asian guys all have small penises...and
the thought of an Asian woman actually dating an Asian
man is pretty foreign to American porn filmmakers (and
viewers for that matter). Well, check out this
film at Atomfilms.com. Titled 'Asian Pride Porn',
filmmaker Greg Pak has created a 3-minute fake infommercial
for a pornographic film that caters to more high-minded
Asians. Starring playwright David Henry Hwang of M.
Butterfly fame (seriously...), Asian Pride Porn
pokes fun at Asian sterotypes as promulgated by the
porn industry. If nothing else, it's seriously worth
hearing the line 'Did you order the mongolian beef?'
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05.14.2002
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Fellow
Flip flying fiasco fraught with fright |
Hey,
like that clever headline? Me too. Anyway, this is one
of the better blogger entries to pass through my browser
in a while. What do you get when you get a last-minute
plane ticket, a Filipino guy, and an accordion? You
get this
story, which makes me wonder if Al Qaida will start
to give it's suicidal operatives accordion lessons...
(Borrowed
liberally from BoingBoing)
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05.14.2002
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Bangkok
'body snatchers' work for the greater good |
Bangkok's
public services are so piss-poor apparently that authorites
rely on gangs of 'body
snatchers', groups of people who putter around the
Thai capital's congested streets in Toyota pickup trucks,
to help keep the city clear of dead bodies. While it
may sound like these are vicious bandits looking for
a quick profit at other people's expense, the truth
is that they do provide a much-needed service in the
urban jungle of Bangkok. Aside from fishing dead bodies
out of the river or extricating mangled remains from
car wrecks, they also provide emergency medical assistance
for those in need. Orignially founded by Chinese immigrants
to provide funeral services for the poor, 'body snatcher'
services like Por Tek Tung and Ruam Katanyoo now operate
hospitals through public donations. One of the primary
motivations behind the 'body snatchers' is buddhist
faith...they believe that by helping the sick and dying,
they will earn good karma which will benefit them in
the afterlife. As a general rule, the body snatcher
organization who helps the most people receives the
most donations, leading to some nasty scuffles when
more than one group arrives at the scene of an accident.
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05.14.2002
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Cambodia
powerless against Gary Glitter |
Apparenty
Cambodian authorities have given up all hope of deporting
glam rocker/pedophile Gary Glitter. Security Minister
Sar Kheng said, "He committed crimes in England
but no crimes in Cambodia. At this stage I do not have
any law to expel him. But, at least, we must watch him."
Glitter was convicted of the crime of posession of child
pornography which was discovered when he took his home
computer in for repairs. Glitter served two months and,
after his release in January of 2000, emigrated to Cambodia
where he has been living in a posh luxury pad in the
captial city of Phonm Penh. Cambodian authorities are
worried that, even if Glitter doesn't diddle any kids
while he's there, his very presence adds to the stereotype
that Cambodia is a pederast's paradise.
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05.13.2002
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More
you can do to fight CARP |
In
case you actually read my previous posting in regards
to the danger facing Live365 and other similar webcast
services posed by CARP and the RIAA, you might want
to check out this
page. What it'll do is allow you to shoot off a
fax via the internet to your congressman's office voicing
your opposition to the CARP recommendation threatening
webcast radio services like the one we use through Live365.com.
Activism has never been easier...you don't even have
to leave your office chair!
Oh,
and I wasn't (for some reason) able to set up the non-looping
radio broadcast, so I suppose yer stuck with it for
a while.
(Link sent by the ever-vigilant Mazinga!)
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05.13.2002
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DAM
Radio Update |
I've
been putting this off for too long, but I've finally
gotten round to ripping a whole new DAM
Radio playlist for your listening pleasure. This
one's a bit more loud than the last one (II Stix even
said it put them to sleep), so here's one to piss your
parents off. I was planning on doing a whole Zeni Geva
playlist, but Live365 restrictions buried that idea.
I did slip three tracks in there from KK Null and company,
so enjoy. Also, I'm changing the playlist settings so
that it will no longer loop. Whenever you connect to
the broadcast, it will start from the beginning and
run all the way through, rather than endlessly looping
24 hours a day. Let me know if you prefer this new format.
The downside is that DAM Radio will be down for a short
while this afternoon while I upload the tracks and organize
the playlist.
On
a related note, this may (or may not) be the end of DAM
Radio. Depending on how the whole mess over the CARP (Copyright
Arbitration Royalty Panel) recommendations falls out,
Live365 may be shit-outta-luck in terms of being able
to provide audio streaming services. This would be a real
raw deal, and would effectively kill netcasting in its
infancy. If you want to support independent webcasters
like DAM, learn more about the CARP recommendation at
SaveTheMusic.org
and sign
this petition.The hammer is expected to fall on May
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05.10.2002
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Disney
planning Hong Kong 'Snow White' remake |
Somebody
up at Disney Studio's must've gotten their hands on
some high-grade coke, because this movie concept is
just too damn wierd to have been spawned without some
serious pharmaceutical assistance. Apparently Disney
is planning a Hong Kong-style Snow White re-make with
the dwarves being replaced by shaolin monks who protect
the dainty princess from her evil stepmother. I shit
you not. I think its safe to assume that this movie
will turn out one of two ways: relegated to the dim
memory of those unlucky enough to be involved in this
disaster, or it will survive as a cult classic a
la Rocky Horror Picture Show. Please, Disney...make
the hurting stop...
(Source: Aint-It-Cool-News)
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05.10.2002
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Chinese
chef busts out 1,800 miles of noodles |
Goddamn,
that's a lot of noodles! Even more amazing is that Chef
Li Tao pounded out the 2,097,152 noodles using only
1kg of dough, breaking his old record. The noodles were
so thin that 18 of them could pass through the eye of
a needle simultaneously. Apparently the record-breaking
noodle making skills Li Tao displayed runs in the family;
his father, Li Sihai, also holds three Guiness world
records for making noodles.
(Source: Annanova)
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05.10.2002
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Beware
the Aswang! |
I
know it sounds wierd, but my dad has told me some pretty
odd stories about wierd paranormal beasties hiding out
in the Philippines. Here's a tidbit
I swiped from The
Fortean Times today about the aswang, a sort of
Filipino vampire, except this ain't like any vampire
seen on Buffy...the aswang can separate the upper and
lower halves of its body, at which point the upper torso
sprouts wings and takes flight in search of fresh blood.
Many people still believe in the aswang, and aswang
sightings have grown particularly rampant lately.
The "aswang" tales started
some time in January, this year in Negros Occidental
about a female overseas contract worker (OCW) who worked
abroad as a nurse. She was said to have "inherited"
her being "aswang" from her employer abroad. The OCW,
according to reports, when she came home, slaughtered
her only child and cooked it to become "adodo." When
her husband, who is a policeman, arrived home, he was
reportedly shocked to learn that their child was already
cooked by his wife. The husband reportedly got a bolo
and hacked his wife on the face. From then on, the "aswang"
was called "Maria Labu" because of her hacked wound
on the face.
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05.10.2002
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Playstation
2 hits the 30 million mark |
I
posted this at PlanetPS2
today, so you can read the whole thing there, but I'll
give y'all a brief re-cap of the article there.
"PlayStation has delivered on its entertainment promise
to consumers, and, in turn, our growing loyal fan base
continues to propel the platform to unprecedented heights,"
said Kaz Hirai, president and chief operating officer,
Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. "Even after
a pivotal year for the gaming industry in 2001, we remain
confident about our opportunities for continued growth.
As an illustration of the demand for PlayStation 2,
we announced in February 2002 that the company had shipped
26 million units worldwide. Now, as of May 5, 2002,
just three months later, we have shipped 30 million
units worldwide."
(Submitted by Mazinga)
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05.10.2002
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Get
a bachelor's degree in double penetration... |
It
almost sounds like the plot of a porn movie itself...a
university in Japan that offers
a degree in porn filmmaking. But it's true. A university
in Roppongi, Tokyo is offering a six-month course in
porn film. The school's admission fee is 200,000 yen
(just over $1500) and the tuition is 980,000 yen ($7,671.87
at current exchange rates), a mere pittance for an exciting
career as a director of pornographic films!
One AV [Adult Video]
director said: "We are always seeking prospective new
employees. If graduates of this school are highly motivated
and have an interest in AV, we want to hire them."
(Submitted by Mazinga)
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05.09.2002
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Chinese
Barbie seeks wider market |
Chinese-American
cosmetics queen Yue-Sai Kan has created a line of Asian
Barbie-like girl's dolls called 'Wa Wa Dolls' which
she hopes to begin marketing outside China. The Wa Wa
Doll comes in several models including 'panda protector,
doctor and jewelled dancer'. Yue-Sai Kan said she created
the dolls to educate young Asian girls about their heritage
and make them proud of their 'distinct beauty'
"I went through the department stores and all I found
was blue-eyed, blonde haired dolls," she said. "In spite
of the well worn phrase China doll there was no China
doll! I was so shocked and totally upset and thought
this is not good as the children in China will not have
a sense of self."
(From Brand
Recon )
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05.09.2002
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Asians
like online porn |
Yes,
and the Pope is Catholic. A thoroughly unsurprising
report
by NetValue is reporting that Asians were drawn to websites
containing pornographic material in record numbers in
the month of March. Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Singapore
all experienced a 30-40 percent increase in online users
viewing pornography, with South Korea seeing a whopping
72 percent increase from the same time period last year.
The report also mentions that Singaporean business execs
and Korean school students made up the majority of online
porn patrons.
(Submitted by Mazinga)
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05.09.2002
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Reading...a
dying art. |
Holy
fuckola. As if I really needed more proof that the entire
human race is comprised of thin-skulled dullards who
wouldn't know a book if it bit them on the ass (or unless
Oprah inducted it into her fucking 'Oprah's Picks' selection
of the month)...a group calling itself 'Those Affected
by September 11th' is campaigning New Line Cinema to
change the title of the second installment of Peter
Jackson's big-screen adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's
'The Two Towers' to 'something less offensive'. Here's
the text of their petition,
posted at petitiononline.com:
To: Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema
Those of us who have seen The Lord of the Rings: The
Fellowship of the Ring know what an amazing director
Peter Jackson is. When I learned that there apparently
was to be a sequel, I was overjoyed. However, Peter
Jackson has decided to tastelessly name the sequel "The
Two Towers". The title is clearly meant to refer to
the attacks on the World Trade Center. In this post-September
11 world, it is unforgiveable that this should be allowed
to happen. The idea is both offensive and morally repugnant.
Hopefully, when Peter Jackson and, more importantly,
New Line Cinema see the number of signatures on this
petition, the title will be changed to something a little
more sensitive.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
Sweet
Mother of God, how stupid can these people possibly
be? Petitiononline.com has smartly prefaced the petition
with a disclaimer pointing out that Tolkien wrote the
books 47 years before the September 11th attacks, thus
pointing out what pinheads these people are. As if they
needed to. When I went to see 'Fellowship of the Ring'
last year, I was amazed at the number of people streaming
out of the theater shaking their heads in confusion
that the story wasn't self-contained. Don't people read
books anymore? Do people even know books exist? "When
I learned that there apparently was to be a sequel,
I was overjoyed." When, exactly, did you discover
this miraculous piece of knowledge? Did you think all
those Lord of the Rings books popping up all over store
shelves were movie tie-ins? It's easy to see how you
could get your (admittedly scarce) brain cells crossed
seeing as how versions of the books with pics from the
movie outnumber non film-tainted versions 10 to 1...make
that 1000 to 1 if you fulfill all your literary needs
at the local supermarket, as these fucking retards apparently
do.
About
the only thing keeping me from hunting these lowly knobs
down with a high-powered sniper rifle is the fact that
their 'vocal outcry' has been totally smothered by more
learned individuals who have posted scores of counter-petitions
in defense of the title. Furthermore, of the 1242 signatures
gathered for the 'Rename The Two Towers' campaign, a
good number are from people pointing out what idiots
they are (in addition to about 1000 voided entries...obviously
people trying to spam the petition). I'll be adding
my own comment sometime later, and I suggest you do
the same. Here is a sampling of some of the better comments
(both funny and misguided):
1168. Bob the Balrog
I HEAR THAT PETER JACKSON ADDED A SCENE OF A DRAGON
FLYING INTO ONE OF THE TOWERS! OMG THIS IS OBVIOUSLY
A REFERENCE TO 9/11 OMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1146. cathy clinton
i pray every day that mr jackson will see the light
and pull the plug on this project. Mr Tolkien if that
is his indead his real name does not seem to be a very
christian person to be so cynically cashing in on this
tragedy.
932. Sean Curtin
Whoever this Tolkein guy is, he's an insensitive ashole
if he's making a movie with a title like that. I'll
bet he's not even American!! What gives him the right!!!!
922. Scott Masullo
you should not make that the title you capitalistic
fuck face
1084. matt beggs
THOSE INSENSITIVE BASTERDS. THE ATTACKS ON SEPTEMBER
11 HAVE AFFECTED ME VERY DEEPLY. IF THIS ASS HOLE IS
ALLOWED TO KEEP THIS TITLE, I WILL KILL MYSELF. JESUS
CHRIST, I STILL CANT LOOK AT THE NUMBER 11 WITH OUT
CRYING. SEE, I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW. I'M ALSO TO AFRAID
TO CALL THE POLICE. THEIR NUMBER (WHICH I WILL NAME
XXX FOR NOW) SCARES ME, IF I WAS IN AN EMERGANCY, I
WOULD NOT DIAL XXX FOR FEAR OF FARTHER RETALIATION FROM
THOSE SCARY TERRORISTS. PLEASE TAKE THESE CORPORATE
BASTERDS DOWN FOR EXPLOITING THE STILL OPEN WOUNDS OF
PATRIOTIC AMERICANS EVERYWHERE. LONG LIVE THE GREATEST
COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, WHICH I LIVE, AND WOULD DIE FOR.
AMERICA!!!! w00t! ps. please save my internet access
:D
1076. Sigmund Wonder
Oh thank you so much for this. Those shameless
moneymongers care for nothing but themselves. Baby Jesus
cries every day because of them. Every single day. Could
you please start a petition to stop those fascist police
from using 911 as their phone number too? That is also
something that bothers me.
1069. Amanda Swanson
I can't believe the insensitivity of some people in
this petition. The least New Line can do is postpone
the movie for a while so that the country had time to
grieve. Have they no shame!?
1102. Paul
they have no sensitivity, i wont even let my two
twin kids stand next to each other out of respect for
9/11
Oh, and in case you truly want to voice your opinion
about this inane petition, here are links to a number
of the coutner-petitions:
2nd
LOTR Film, Keep the Name "The Two Towers"
About
the Two Towers petition...
Cease
the Petition to Rename Two Towers
Don't
Rename The Two Towers
Down
with the petition to rename "The Two Towers"!
End
Stupid Petitions
Get
rid of the 'Change The Two Towers Title Petition' petition.
KEEP
THE "TWO TOWERS" title
Keep
the film title 'The Two Towers'
Keep Two Towers Name
Leave
"The Two Towers" titled as it is
New
Line Cinema: Please DO NOT Rename the second Lord of
the Rings Movie (The Two Towers); and Lests have The
Politically Corect people who want this to Step Back
and Please Take a Breath
Preserve
the title of "The Two Towers"
Preserve
the Two Towers Title
Removal
of the "Rename 'The Two Towers' to Something Less Offensive
Petition" Petition
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05.08.2002
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HIV
Band disbands |
In
what seems like the inevitable catching up, a Thai rock
band comprised entirely of HIV-positive members has
called it quits after the majority of their lineup succumbed
to the deadly virus. The band stuck it out for eight
years, replacing members who died with new members.
Four members of the band recently passed away, and the
remaining two have declined to carry the torch as they
are too sick to do so. Over the course of their career,
HIV Band had nearly 60 members. None of the band's current
lineup are original members...the original seven died
not long after the band was formed. "The band has not
performed in two months. I am the only one on his feet,"
33-year old singer/guitarist Sawong Wanchahem said.
"It would take some time to train newcomers to replace
my old colleagues."
HIV Band was formed in 1994 by seven AIDS patients in
Lopburi, Thailand. They used their music to educate
people about the AIDS epidemic.
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05.08.2002
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Nude
film pisses off Korean authorities |
Korean
authorities are in
an uproar over a recent film which features 825
nude actors. The film, entitled 'Mago', is an allegory
about environmental destruction which uses nude actors
and actresses (including 100 young women recruited from
a Korean college campus) to represent a Korean creation
myth. Over the course of the 80-minute film the actors
and actresses are increasingly covered with dirt and
pollution, illustrating man's fall from grace and the
transition from a simpler way of life to the crushing
complexity of the modern world.
Actress Choi Young-hee, a college student, said it
took similar efforts at persuasion to win over her parents
and friends on the idea of appearing nude on screen.
"My parents and friends were surprised and did not like
it," said the 22-year-old Choi. "After learning the
theme of the movie they came to understand the situation,"
she said.
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05.08.2002
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Hotei
sidelined with cracked noggin |
Japanese
pop star Tomoyasu Hotei is in the hospital after fracturing
his skull, which required emergency surgery on May 4th.
Hotei slipped on the pavement on the way to his father-in-law's
funeral and caved in his skull, causing him to slip
into a brief coma. His wife, fellow pop star Miki Imai,
has been at his bedside through the ordeal...Hotei is
expected to recover and should be back on the road within
2 months. You can visit Hotei's official website here.
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05.08.2002
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Now
that's what I call a sports bra |
Japanese
lingere company Triumph International has fashioned
a new line of brassieres to commorate the 2002 World
Cup. Called the 'Hat Trick', the bra is being unleashed
in a limited edition of 100 at a price of 17,000 yen
($132) apiece for a football-adorned bra and matching
panties. Click
here for a picture of the ensemble
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05.08.2002
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Gary
Glitter update |
Cambodia's
women's minister Mu Sochua has chimed in on the Gary
Glitter fiasco, calling the ex-glam rocker 'a threat
to children'. "There is a very great risk to children.
Any kind of exposure that could lead to sexual abuse,
I want to stop that." We'll keep you posted on this
developing crisis...
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05.07.2002
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Some
choice Guestbook entries |
By
now you've probably heard that the mysterious Midwest
pipe-bomb suspect is Luke John Helder, a 21 year old
college student at the University of Wisconsin. You
also probably know that he's allegedly in a lame post-grunge
band called 'Apathy', and that they recorded an album
of 'Wish We Were Nirvana'-esque anthems two years ago
called 'Sacks of People'. It's funny the difference
several months and one mail-bombing campaign can make.
One minute you're a pseudo-Nirvana-cover-band, the next
thing you know your songs are the file-sharing hit of
the season. Should you be able to somehow get into the
band's website
which has the obligatory
guestbook where friends of the band can say hi and
post inane shit like 'Hey, guys, you RAWK! Your gig
at the Podunk Street Tavern was freakin' AWESOME! I
know that all five of the people who showed up were
fuckin' RAWKED. You RAWK! PeACE OUT! Long live KURT
coBAIN!!'. Here are a few of the more recent entries,
post bombing-spree.
Pamela Anderson
07/May/2002:14:29:30
Luke, I will screw you if you turn yourself in!!!!!!!!!
Pam
weird
07/May/2002:14:24:16
If anyone's got that "Conformity" mp3, could you put
it out there in the file-sharing world with Morpheus,
Bearshare, or whatever you've got so the rest of us
sad, interested people can get a listen? It's now impossible
to download it from the IUMA site.
Thanks.
justatip
07/May/2002:14:18:17
Luke you are a pathetic pile of shit. You'll make someone
a nice bitch in prison :) Oh yea...your music sucks
too
Obi-Wan
07/May/2002:14:17:54
Luuuuuuuke, don't give in to hate. That leads to the
Dark Side......
METAL
07/May/2002:11:52:22
are you that upset that grunge is dead? dude, just embrace
'NSync and and put the pipe bombs down. ...or at the
very least blow up their mailbox.
Oh,
and in case you're wondering...yes, I do have mp3's
of the band's hit songs Black and Back and Conformity.
But I value my bandwidth, so I'm not posting them. Anyway,
they suck...so don't waste your time.
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05.07.2002
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What
do you get when you cross Mao and Ebert? |
Why,
you get the Maoist
International Movement's Maoist Movie Reviews! Similar
to the ChildCare
Action Project's film reviews, the MIM features
a number of films viewed through the red lenses of Maoist
ideology. For instance, check out their review of Martin
Scorsese's Kundun. Forwarded by the skewed summation
"Slavemaster Dalai Lama has his say", the
film is seen as a one-sided portrait of a tyrant who
promoted slavery of the Tibetan people. The MIM suggests
filming the story from the viewpoint of the TIbetan
people...an interesting approach for a biographical
film, I must admit. Or how about this summation of Ang
Lee's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon:
"For MIM, Crouching Tiger is a more polished
(bigger budget) and more hyped Hong-Kong action film
that fails to provide its viewers with any meaningful
political content. And because all movies are made in
the context of a political society, this means Crouching
Tiger ends up supporting the status quo of patriarchy
and imperialism."
Be sure to check out the rest of the reviews...they
are likewise pretty funny. I don't know if 'funny' is
their intent, but they made me chuckle nonetheless.
(From the Ion
Collider)
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05.07.2002
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Gloria
Arroyo vetoes gambling college |
Hey,
remember that gambling college in the Philippines we
told you about last month? Well, it looks like the dream
is over...Filipino President Gloria Arroyo gave the
prospective gambling school a big thumbs-down, stating
that 'she did not want gambling to become a way of life
in the Philippines'. Um...it's a little too late for
that, dontcha think? The college would have offered
degrees in casino operation and management, as well
as short courses for croupiers.
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05.07.2002
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Or
you'll do what? |
The
US government has issued a stern warning against intellectual
propety violations by Vietnam...Vietnam, like 99% of
southeast Asia, supports a booming trade in bootleg
CDs, DVDs, and CD-ROM software. Hell, selling bootleg
movies and music is practically an entire industry in
Asia, where cheap copies generally outsell the originals
by a fairly wide margin. US Deputy Trade Representative
John Huntsman told Washington D.C. reporters that the
US is ready to downgrade Hanoi's trade status if they
don't take immediate action. If I were the US, I'd be
careful what they say to Vietnam...after all, they did
kick our asses the last time we tussled.
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05.07.2002
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I
am an asshole |
Not
that you needed me to spell that out for you, but it
turns out that diatribe we posted about The Bachelor's
Alex Michel turned out to be a hoax, perpetrated by
the REAL asshole, his 'friend' Jonathan Locker. So,
for those of you slow on the uptake, Alex Michel did
not, I repeat, DID NOT write the e-mail listed below.
Thanks to Mazinga for setting the record straight. You
can read the entire debacle here
at Snopes.com. I suppose my overwhelming desire to see
the guy debunked as a total ass overcame my editorial
'spider-sense', so to speak.
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05.06.2002
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Cambodia
to Gary Glitter: "Please leave..." |
World-renowned
(or perhaps I should say 'world reviled') pedophile
Gary Glitter has been politely told by Cambodian officials
that he isn't wanted in the country according to the
BBC
Online. Glitter, who has been living in Phnom Penh
for the last six months, apparently can't be deported
by Cambodian officials because he hasn't actually broken
any laws. Glitter, who is perhaps best well known for
his sports-arena chant 'Rock 'n' Roll (Part 2)'
was indicted in 1999 on 54 counts of child pornography
after authorities found scads of naughty pictures involving
children as young as two engaged in sexual acts on his
home computer. Glitter served two months out of a four
month sentence, effectively ending his musical career
(not that it amounted to much to begin with). Cambodian
officials are worried that Glitter's presence helps
reinforce the notion that Cambodia is a haven for pedophiles
(don't know where they got that idea...).
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05.06.2002
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George
Washington was a pussy |
Hah!
That should stir up those right-wing loonies who insist
on e-mailing me to tell me what a pinko shit I am. Let's
face it...George did some nice things for the United
States, but what we really need in this country is a
total despot. A balls-to-the-walls, city-burning, selling-your-children-into-slavery-and-prostitution,
horde-leading tyrant who will strike the fear of the
Almighty into the godless cretins that dare oppose the
might of our tribe...er, I mean country.
Despite
having been reduced to a sparsely populated wasteland
over the last seven or so centuries, Mongolia boasts
just such a leader...Genghis Khan. And instead of some
lame-ass holiday like Presidents Day, Mongolia is now
in the midst of celebrating the 840th anniversary of
Khan's birthday, starting witht the construction of
a Genghis Khan memorial in the Mongolian capital of
Ulan Bator comprised of seven stone tents which signifies
the seven tents Khan used as his HQ during his numerous
military campaigns. A 60m high statue of Khan is planned
to be erected in the middle of the tents when the memorial
is complete. In a televised speech, Mongolian President
Natsagyin Bagabandi called the great leader "the star
of the Mongolian nation and man of the millennium".
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05.06.2002
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Hope
his new wife doesn't use the internet... |
I
don't want anyone to get the impression that I actually
watched 'The Bachelor' based on this news item. Okay,
I did watch the first one out of curiosity/stupidity/abject
boredom (read: I was high on PCP). Anyway, over at my
favorite site and yours, FuckedCompany.com, they have
posted an e-mail exchange between 'The Batchelor' himself
Alex Michel and a friend of his. The juicy part follows:
-----Original Message-----
From: Locker, Jonathan [mailto:jonathan.locker@tigerfund.com]
Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2002 8:39 AM
To: 'alex.michel@stanfordalumni.org'
Subject: The Bachelor
Alex, Jeffrey Sahrbeck was giving out your email address
so I figured I would shoot you an email telling you
how disappointed I was with your decision. Do you like
fat girls or something? Amanda is nasty-- she is packing
extra lbs all over the place. Trista is smoking hot
AND she is a Heat dancer.
Anyway, I lost a lot of faith in both you and the ABC
network.
Regards,
Jon
-----Original
Message-----
From: Michel Alex
Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2002 12:42 PM
To: Locker, Jonathan
Subject: RE: The Bachelor
Jon, Please do not email me anymore and tell Jeff that
if I ever meet him, I will kick his ass for giving my
address to all of his high school friends.
Anyway, there is no doubt that Amanda is much fatter
than Trista, but the producers made me pick the underdog.
Don't worry, I bagged Trista.
Alex
Man,
I hope his prospective bride doesn't find out about
this...then again, seeing as Amanda is so 'fat' as he
put it, perhaps he'd welcome the rejection should she
decide not to marry him after all. It makes me laugh
that ABC made such a big deal about picking such a boy
scout to be the show's Bachelor, and in the end he turns
out to be just another lame asshole.
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