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DISCLAIMER: Cyrene, Xena, and Gabrielle don't belong to me, nor anybody else RenPics writes up... the other folks, or deities that obviously borrow nothing from RenPics, belong to me. I don't get to make any money off of this or anything, either. If nothing else, it keeps my finances uncomplicated. I don't write too much violence, or too much sex. They are there, though, because this is an altfic place, and it does use the first two seasons or so of X:WP as back story. If you have any problems with the relationships I write about here, hey, it's no skin off my nose if you don't read it. Feedback can be sent to webdespota@netscape.net .
It All Began With a Trout

A look at Xena and Gabrielle, from an outsider who isn't carrying a 747 worth of baggage. Weaponmaster Thraso has a quicker mind and wit than most would expect, and some difficulty walking in a straight line without tripping. The journey to her home village leads to some surprising results, and a rousing game of 'Slap Your Neighbour.'

And It Continued With a Skunk

Thraso is as hapless as ever, this time travelling with her girlfriend Eumache to Arboria on a diplomatic mission. The little party soon picks up not only Xena and Gabrielle, but also Cyrene with her supply of pastries and mischief. No meeting between Thraso and Xena can be an ordinary one, and revelations and mayhem are the result.

Liaisons Ridiculeuses

This five part epic of foolish proportions was created by myself and Rachel Hahn. Starting with Rachel's idea that Ephiny and Callisto should be a couple and Eponin and Solari were just made for each other, the craziness starts with an invitation to Thraso and Eumache in their village of Ankitheas to attend the joining of the regent and the reformed Goddess. Artemis, Aphrodite, and at least one Muse are soon cheerfully wreaking havoc behind the scenes while Xena struggles to avoid decorating duty. Heck, there's even a baby boom happening in this thing!

A Centaur's Tail

Life is never dull for the weaponmasters of Ankitheas. Dealing with Eumache's pregnancy and struggling with home improvement projects has Thraso's hands full, a situation Artemis can relate to. An unfortunate argument with Cyrene has led to the home improvement project of all improvement projects in Amphipolis... and their own joining arrangements besides. Throw in a centaur and the remainder of Gabrielle's labours and... ummm... okay, okay, so I'm going to have to write a different story to deal with Gabrielle's labours. <g> Maybe, maybe not... part four has been revised, and the story is about to get longer.

The Interview, Metaphorically Speaking

A short piece I wrote for the Merwolf Academy of Bards Contest... it did fairly well. <g> It starts with a rather world worn bard who has a rough encounter with Xena when she was still... quite antisocial. It finishes with Xena and Gabrielle sailing away.

A Piece of My Soul

This story is a bit of an anomaly in my version of the Xenaverse. I don't care for the Dahok storyline or the whole Eli thing... but this popped into my mind as an explanation for Gabrielle's behaviour in the official Xenaverse. And then it wouldn't go away until I wrote it down. <g>

Deeper Waters Than Most Think

Like many fanfic authors, I've always found Eponin very interesting... probably because RenPics never did get around to building up her character, apparently because the woman who played her disappeared from the acting industry after playing the role. I bet she's running a dojo somewhere, because she sure could do wild things with that staff. Anyway, this story gives a bit of a life story of Eponin, and explains a few details from other stories, although you don't have to read them to understand what's happening in this one.

A Very Near Thing

This story is set a ways into the future, relative to 'A Centaur's Tail.' Learning to get along with Eirthakos isn't so easy. Xena is inclined to cut her newly found sister some slack, but due to a rather unfortunate first meeting, Gabrielle isn't feeling quite as generous. On top of all else, matters with Ares finally come to a head, only to set in motion something much bigger.


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