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|Please fill out our Online Livestock Application completely and return it to the California & Midwest Human Female Stockmen's Association by e-mail or normal post All Applications must be accompanied by one or more recent photographs of the Livestock Applicant and a brief letter explaining the Applicant's suitability as Livestock. Please indicate if Applicant is a "Voluntary" or an "Involuntary" Nominee. Incomplete forms cannot be processed.|
DISCLOSURE OF THE INFORMATION REQUESTED ON THIS FORM IS VOLUNTARY. HOWEVER, FAILURE TO PROVIDE THE INFORMATION COULD PRECLUDE FILING OF A BILL OF SALE, LEASE OR THE VALIDITY OF ANY CONTRACT WITH THE PERSON NAMED HEREIN PURSUANT TO 46 USC, CHAPTER 121. MOREOVER, LEASES OR BILLS OF SALE WHICH ARE NOT FILED ARE NOT DEEMED TO BE VALID AGAINST ANY PERSON EXCEPT THE GRANTOR OR A PERSON HAVING ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE OF THE SALE OR LEASE. (46 USC 31321(A)).
|AGE:||DATE OF BIRTH: DD/MM/YYYY||HEIGHT: Metric Optional||LIVE WEIGHT:|
|Briefly describe condition of Livestock Applicant:|
|Briefly describe reason for submitting this application: (If involuntary applicant, person(s) nominating applicant to fill in this section. This section may be completed by submitting a separate document)|
|Livestock Applicant has been trained in the following: (Check all applicable)|
|ORAL SEX||ANAL SEX||SLAVE TRAINING||TORTURE|
|EXTREMESLAVERY||BREAST TORTURE||TOILET SEX||SELF MUTILATION|
|COMPLETE DEHUMANIZATION:||OTHER: Describe or List|
LIVESTOCK SLAVERY OPTION(S):
Prior to termination, female cattle may be used as slaves, under certain conditions, for a limited period of time, not to exceed five (5) years. Female cattle leased as slaves may be terminated at any time, subject only to the leasor(s) desires. Female cattle may be used for ANY purpose, including, but not limited to, involuntary mutilation or involuntary termination at the sole discretion of the leasor(s). Payment in full will be invoiced.
|LIVESTOCK TERMINATION PREFERENCE(S): (Check all applicable)|
|LIVE ROASTING||LIVE BUTCHERING||DISMEMBERMENT|
|IMPALEMENT||RITUAL SUICIDE||RELIGIOUS SACRIFICE|
|VIVISECTION||OTHER (Describe or List)|
|NB: All Termination preferences are at the sole discretion of the owner / leasor(s). All terminations are subject to video recording.|
The Applicant and/or Person Nominating Involuntary
Applicant acknowledges that by signing this document the person herein named
surrenders all rights and privileges as a citizen of any nation or geopolitical
territory. Furthermore, any and all Rights under the provisions of the United
Nations Declaration of Human Rights, the European Union Declaration of Human
Rights, the Constitution of the United States of America, including the 14th
Amendment and legislation deriving thereof and/or any other similar legislation
or declaration(s) are hereby permanently and unconditionally surrendered. Upon
signing this document, Applicant acknowledges that she is the exclusive chattel
property of the California & Midwest Human Female Stockmen's Association and
that she may be used for any purpose deemed appropriate by the Association, and
solely at the discretion of the Association.
|Signature of Applicant and/or Person Nominating Applicant|
ESTIMATES THAT THE AVERAGE BURDEN FOR THIS FORM IS 20 MINUTES.
YOU MAY SUBMIT ANY COMMENTS CONCERNING THE ACCURACY OF THIS BURDEN
ESTIMATE OR MAKE SUGGESTIONS FOR REDUCING THE BURDEN TO:
CHAIRMAN (G-MVI), CALIFORNIA & MIDWEST HUMAN FEMALE STOCKMEN'S
ASSOCIATION, WASHINGTON, DC 20593-0001 OR OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET,
OFFICE OF INFORMATION AND REGULATORY AFFAIRS, ATTENTION: USDA STANDARDS OFFICER
DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE, OLD EXECUTIVE OFFICE BUILDING, WASHINGTON, DC 20503.
Please return Completed
Livestock Applications to the Chairman of the C&MHFSA by e-mail or by
posting to this group. Incomplete Applications cannot be processed.