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Cattle Training C&MHFSA

 
Please fill out our Online Livestock Application completely and return it to the California & Midwest Human Female Stockmen's Association by e-mail or normal post All Applications must be accompanied by one or more recent photographs of the Livestock Applicant and a brief letter explaining the Applicant's suitability as Livestock. Please indicate if Applicant is a "Voluntary" or an "Involuntary" Nominee. Incomplete forms cannot be processed.

LIVESTOCK APPLICATION
California & Midwest Human Female Stockman's Association 
All Livestock Guaranteed BSE & Hoof & Mouth Disease Free 
USDA CHOICE LIVE ROASTS & PRIME CUTS FULLY TRAINED SNUFF SLAVES
http://www.necrobabes.org/perroloco 
Perro Loco, Chairman C&MHFSA perroloco@perroloco.net 
Livestock Application Applications without at least one photograph will not be processed.
Please Save Completed Livestock Application Form as a file and submit via e-mail to the Chairman of the California & Midwest Human Female Stockman's Association 

DISCLOSURE OF THE INFORMATION REQUESTED ON THIS FORM IS VOLUNTARY. HOWEVER, FAILURE TO PROVIDE THE INFORMATION COULD PRECLUDE FILING OF A BILL OF SALE, LEASE  OR THE VALIDITY OF ANY CONTRACT WITH THE PERSON NAMED HEREIN PURSUANT TO 46 USC, CHAPTER 121. MOREOVER, LEASES OR BILLS OF SALE WHICH ARE NOT FILED ARE NOT DEEMED TO BE VALID AGAINST ANY PERSON EXCEPT THE GRANTOR OR A PERSON HAVING ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE OF THE SALE OR LEASE. (46 USC 31321(A)).

VOLUNTARY: 

INVOLUNTARY:

NAME:

AGE:

DATE OF BIRTH: DD/MM/YYYY

HEIGHT: Metric Optional

LIVE WEIGHT:

Briefly describe condition of Livestock Applicant:

Briefly describe reason for submitting this application: (If involuntary applicant, person(s) nominating applicant to fill in this section. This section may be completed by submitting a separate document)

Livestock Applicant has been trained in the following: (Check all applicable)
ORAL SEX

ANAL SEX

SLAVE TRAINING 

TORTURE

EXTREMESLAVERY

BREAST TORTURE 

TOILET SEX

SELF MUTILATION

COMPLETE DEHUMANIZATION:

OTHER: Describe or List

LIVESTOCK SLAVERY OPTION(S): Prior to termination, female cattle may be used as slaves, under certain conditions, for a limited period of time, not to exceed five (5) years. Female cattle leased as slaves may be terminated at any time, subject only to the leasor(s) desires. Female cattle may be used for ANY purpose, including, but not limited to, involuntary mutilation or involuntary termination at the sole discretion of the leasor(s). Payment in full will be invoiced.
LIVESTOCK TERMINATION PREFERENCE(S): (Check all applicable)
LIVE ROASTING

LIVE BUTCHERING

DISMEMBERMENT

BEHEADING

HANGING

OTHER ASPHYXIATION

IMPALEMENT

RITUAL SUICIDE

RELIGIOUS SACRIFICE

VIVISECTION

OTHER (Describe or List)

NB: All Termination preferences are at the sole discretion of the owner / leasor(s). All terminations are subject to video recording.
The Applicant and/or Person Nominating Involuntary Applicant acknowledges that by signing this document the person herein named surrenders all rights and privileges as a citizen of any nation or geopolitical territory. Furthermore, any and all Rights under the provisions of the United Nations Declaration of Human Rights, the European Union Declaration of Human Rights, the Constitution of the United States of America, including the 14th Amendment and legislation deriving thereof and/or any other similar legislation or declaration(s) are hereby permanently and unconditionally surrendered. Upon signing this document, Applicant acknowledges that she is the exclusive chattel property of the California & Midwest Human Female Stockmen's Association and that she may be used for any purpose deemed appropriate by the Association, and solely at the discretion of the Association.
Signature of Applicant and/or Person Nominating Applicant

THE C&MHFSA ESTIMATES THAT THE AVERAGE BURDEN FOR THIS FORM IS 20 MINUTES.  YOU MAY SUBMIT ANY COMMENTS CONCERNING THE ACCURACY OF THIS BURDEN ESTIMATE OR MAKE SUGGESTIONS FOR REDUCING THE BURDEN TO:  CHAIRMAN (G-MVI), CALIFORNIA & MIDWEST HUMAN FEMALE STOCKMEN'S ASSOCIATION, WASHINGTON, DC 20593-0001 OR OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET, OFFICE OF INFORMATION AND REGULATORY AFFAIRS, ATTENTION: USDA STANDARDS OFFICER DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE, OLD EXECUTIVE OFFICE BUILDING, WASHINGTON, DC 20503.


The Form Above DOES Not Work Properly Online... Please Download One of the Printable Versions of the Livestock Application and Save Under New Filename As: <yourname>livestockapplication.doc or txt or rtf and e-mail as a file attachment for appropriate processing.

To Download A Printable Version of The Livestock Application 
Please Click on the Appropriate Version
LivestockApplication.Doc
LivestockApplication.RTF

Please return Completed Livestock Applications to the Chairman of the C&MHFSA by e-mail or by posting to this group. Incomplete Applications cannot be processed.
Perro Loco, Chairman C&MHFSA
perroloco@perroloco.net


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