Oasis
Heathen Chemistry
[Epic; 2002]
Rating: 1.2
Q: So I'm told you have a rather controversial theory
about art, is that true?
A: [laughing] Yes, and it's gotten me in quite a bit
of trouble.
Q: Could you explain it for us?
A: Well, first of all, it's not the most original of
ideas. I actually stole it from Mrs. Hennesey, my
fourth grade art teacher. She always used to say that
there's no such thing as bad art, which, for many
years, I just wrote off as a meaningless self-esteem
booster. But the more I've thought about it, the more
it makes sense. So nowadays I say All Art is Good
Art.
Q: All art is good art... intriguing.
A: Yeah, it seems like a bold statement, but it's
really not that crazy. Any endeavor that strives to
be art necessarily involves a certain amount of effort
and thought, and thus has meaning regardless of skill
level, originality, or audience appreciation. A
teenager's doodles in social studies class-- that's
fine art. The guy at the bar doing a herky-jerky
dance to Billy Joel on the jukebox-- that's modern
dance, whether he knows it or not.
Q: So by extension, criticism is irrelevant?
A: That's right. Who is anybody to judge the relative
worth of an artistic product? And it's ironic,
because by writing a criticism, the critic him- or
herself is also making art! [laughing] But criticism
is hopelessly subjective, one person's opinion can't
possibly take into account how every single person
would perceive a given piece. To use a musical
example, take the band Journey. Journey is reviled
by music critics everywhere, but my brother and I love
driving down the coast singing along to "Any Way You
Want It" at the top of our lungs. It's all relative.
Q: Well, if I may give you another musical example,
what would you say about a band like Oasis?
A: That's another band that critics turn their nose up
to, but they have some great songs. "Wonderwall,"
"Champagne Supernova," "Supersonic;" good stuff, but
universally panned for being too derivative. There
are a lot of people out there who don't care how much
Oasis cops from the Beatles though, they just want to
hear a good song they can sing along to. Again,
relativity.
Q: Have you heard Oasis' new album?
A: [coughing] Excuse me, sorry... they have a new album?
Q: Yes, Heathen Chemistry. It came out last week.
A: Didn't they break up or something? I thought I heard on
VH1 or somewhere that the brothers weren't speaking to each
other.
Q: No, the Gallaghers are still together. They replaced the
rest of the band, but they still lead, in their quarrelsome way.
A: Well, since I haven't heard the album, I can't really
intelligently comment on it.
Q: Oh, but I have a copy right here. I'll put it on.
A: Oh, gee... okay.
Q: [music starts] While we're listening, I'll quote
some lyrics-- I'd like to hear how they fit in with
your theory. The lead single, "The Hindu Times,"
revolves around one of Oasis' favorite topics with the
chorus, "I get so high I just can't feel it." Songs
like "Little by Little" show that the brothers are
growing up, though, expressing thoughts like, "We the
people fight for our existence/ We don't claim to be
perfect but we're free," and bemoaning that "my God
woke up on the wrong side of His bed." But the most
frequently touched upon topic is that of the woman
who done them wrong, such as the harpy in "Force of
Nature" who is castigated for "smoking all my stash/
And burning all my cash."
A: No, wait a second, you had to have made that last
one up.
Q: Just listen ["Force of Nature" plays in background]
A: My God. It's the chorus, even!
Q: So, is it art?
A: Well, the... um... lyrics, as clunky as they are,
still reflect a certain point of view.
Q: That of the hedonistic rock star, head full of
cocaine, bemoaning his lifestyle of promiscuous sex
and striving for an easy quasi-spirituality?
A: Yeah, sure. It's still a point of view... I guess.
But the lyrics are just one aspect of any musical piece.
Q: You're exactly right. And I think Heathen
Chemistry's instrumental, "A Quick Peep," is the
purest example of Oasis' musicality. Here, let me
play it for you.
A: See, now you're putting me on. I've heard that
before, it's the Allman Brothers or Clapton or
somebody.
Q: Nope, still Oasis.
A: Hmmm. Well, at least they're not stealing tricks
from the Beatles any more, right? [laughing]
Q: No, they still are. [plays "Born on a Different
Cloud"]
A: Wow. Well, as I said before, originality isn't
necessarily a prerequisite for artistic achievement.
Many great artists have been deeply influenced by
their forebears.
Q: So if, say, somebody Xeroxed the entirety of Crime
and Punishment, changed the title to Russian
Psycho, and released it to the public, that would
be okay?
A: Um... well, that's an extreme example.
Q: Oh. Well, it gets better. Because Heathen
Chemistry also takes the time to cop riffs and
progressions from previous Oasis hits: "Stop Crying
Your Heart Out" has the same string syrup as
"Wonderwall," "Hung in a Bad Place" recycles the noise
and whine of pretty much every Definitely Maybe
track, and so on. So it's like our hypothetical artist
repackaged the text of Russian Psycho as
Latvian Maniac and passed it off as his newest
work. Still art?
A: Leave me alone.
-Rob Mitchum, July 11th, 2002