RAW Results, 9/02/02
RAW gets its own champion!
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With Shawn Michaels scheduled to give his first interview since SummerSlam,
RAW roared to life from the Bradley Center in Milwaukee!
RAW General Manager Eric Bischoff opened things up by bringing a briefcase to
the ring. The Bisch said that since Brock Lesnar defected to SmackDown!, the WWE
Undisputed Championship was in fact disputed. Bischoff said that RAW fans
deserve their own exclusive champion. Bischoff introduced his own No. 1
contender, Triple H. The Game said that he is the reason that Brock Lesnar ran
from RAW. Triple H said the Next Big Thing has no balls!
Bischoff smiled and said that if he had been able to sign Triple H when he ran
WCW, the Monday Night Wars would have turned out differently. The GM stated that
Triple H has been kicking ass in WWE longer than just about anybody. With that,
Bischoff opened up his briefcase and presented the World Championship - formerly
the WCW Championship - to Triple H! The Cerebral Assassin proclaimed that nobody
deserved the title more than he. He even went so far as to say that Bischoff is
a much better judge of talent that his ex-wife!
Triple H began to make another proclamation, but he was cut off by Ric Flair!
The Nature Boy agreed that if Brock didn't compete on RAW, then his title is
definitely disputed and RAW deserves to have its own champion. Flair said that
he had no problem with Triple H being the champion, but he continued that The
Game wore it only once while he carried it 16 times. Plus, nobody ever handed
him the title. Flair said that he earned it with hard work. Bischoff agreed that
Triple H definitely needed to earn the title, but not with some sort of silly
series. Bischoff declared that Triple H and Flair would face each other that
night with the World Championship on the line! Triple H siad it would be an
honor and a privilege. Flair said he is equally honored and went to shake Triple
H's hand. The Game shook Bischoff's instead then smacked the Nature Boy in the
The Game bumped into Bubba Ray Dudley backstage. The Game told a surly Bubba
that he shouldn't be jealous and should just wait in line for his shot at the
title. Bubba Ray said that the look in his eye isn't jealousy, it's hunger.
Bubba said that someday, he will be the Heavyweight Champion.
Before his match, Christopher Nowinski told Coach that first he would put
Trish Stratus and Bubba Ray through tables, then break through something else:
Molly Holly's hymen!
Bubba Ray Dudley & Trish Stratus def. Christopher Nowinski & Molly
Nowinski leapt at Trish, who was sprawled on a table outside the ring, but the
Diva moved and caused the Harvard graduate to crash through the wood and get
eliminated. Seconds later, Bubba powerbombed the Women's Champion through a
table in the ring to get the win!
Backstage, Test produced a blowtorch and said the UnAmericans would finish what
they started last week!
In his office, Bischoff told Terri and Stacy that the ladies would take place in
the first ever Lingerie Pillowfight Match! He also said it was important that he
check out their outfits to make sure they were properly dressed. They each
opened their robes and got the GM's stamp of approval!