Articulated Morrey : 11 September 2000

Whoever suggested that there should be a published list of the names and addresses of News of the World readers should be given a knighthood. We can all go round and picket their homes, and drive them out of our neighbourhoods - we don't one these people living near us, friends. No, near somebody else !

Towards this end, I have discovered that one Moira Stewart has a home just round the corner from me. Join me dear friends - we can assemble some badly-spelled placards and come up with some excellent chants to the tune of, err, I dunno, News of the World by the Jam.

What's that you say, she's a "newsreader" not "News of the World reader" ? Well, close enough, that's what I say.

The brave, or bored reader, might want to sample the previous articulation