Welcome to CliffyB's Cat-Scan!
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Cat-Scan is home to people who love art as much as their cats. So much so, they combine the two! Every weekday we'll bring you the most hilarious cat scans available.

The Daily Scan - June 1
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From "Andre"

Cliff: The cat says "Let me go, Andre, before I chew off your testicles!"
Kazi: Nah. The cat says, "I'm holding this human prisoner. Pay my ransom of 2 million gallons of kitty litter or else!"

News
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UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Hello, humans. We're working on some changes to Cat-Scan and until we're finished, we won't be updating the site. I know, I know. Stop your bitchin'. We're doing this for you, so be happy.

While you're waiting to see the site back, why don't you create some awesome -- and we do mean AWESOME -- new scans for us. We'll get them posted when we're set on our end.

CliffyB

Note from Kazi Wren: I see dead people!


Send us your Cat Scans!

RULES:

So, think your kitty has what it takes to star on Cat-Scan.com? Follow the rules below and submit some pictures. If we like it, your pussy gets famous.

-Please avoid scanning the cat's eyes. Otherwise, the people who hate this site will have ammo to give me shit.

-Your scans must be at least 800x800 pixels. The higher the resolution the better.

-Scanning stuffed animals of any sort was funny the first few times people sent them in. Now, they're just not funny. So please don't send them.

-Remember, folks, we're making ART here! The more interesting or original your scan is the more likely it is going to be posted. Try using props! Birds, mice, multiple cats, Christmas lights, Tin Foil, etc...

-Please don't put any text or graphics ON your scan.

-Don't do any stupid Photoshop tricks to your scans.

-Try to avoid scanning the Cat's genitals. We really don't need to see Fluffy's junk up close and personal.

-Please make sure your cat is mostly CLEAN before scanning and sending. I really don't need to see Cat Dandruff or paws that have mud or feces on them.

CliffyB

 

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