The Daily Scan
- June 1
The cat says "Let me go, Andre, before I chew off your
Nah. The cat says, "I'm holding this human prisoner.
Pay my ransom of 2 million gallons of kitty litter or
We're working on some changes to Cat-Scan and until we're finished,
we won't be updating the site. I know, I know. Stop your bitchin'.
We're doing this for you, so be happy.
waiting to see the site back, why don't you create some awesome
-- and we do mean AWESOME -- new scans for us. We'll get them
posted when we're set on our end.
Wren: I see dead
us your Cat Scans!
think your kitty has what it takes to star on Cat-Scan.com?
Follow the rules below and
submit some pictures. If we like it, your pussy gets famous.
avoid scanning the cat's eyes.
Otherwise, the people who hate this site will have ammo to give
must be at least 800x800 pixels.
The higher the resolution the better.
stuffed animals of any sort was funny the first few times people
sent them in. Now, they're just not funny. So please don't
folks, we're making ART here!
The more interesting or original your scan is the more likely
it is going to be posted. Try using props! Birds, mice, multiple
cats, Christmas lights, Tin Foil, etc...
don't put any text or graphics
ON your scan.
do any stupid Photoshop tricks to your scans.
avoid scanning the Cat's genitals.
We really don't need to see Fluffy's junk up close and personal.
make sure your cat is mostly CLEAN
before scanning and sending. I really don't need to see Cat
Dandruff or paws that have mud or feces on them.