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Stee Jans
Noblewoman

Posted: 2002-08-09 00:11     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Do I amuse you?

I said, do I amuse you, punk?

We're sorry, but the syndicate has passed the black hat around, and it's nothing but black stones. You best get prayin', Cab.

-chambers a round-


ENeMA - I pity da Foo'!.
Somehow your motives aren't pure,
Somehow I can't find the cure.

The Free Corps


Odominus
Ominar

Posted: 2002-08-09 01:01     Profile;   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
*Comes in and sacrifices two beautiful dark-tanned, green-eyed, buxom, long-legged, 17 year-old virgins for the ENeMA gods*

Oops...you did say sacrifice right?


Stee Jans
Venrii

Posted: 2002-08-09 01:07     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Yeah, that'll work. Just keep the bodies fresh and warm, my good man.


...


What?


ENeMA GM
The Warhawk is Sharpening his Talons.


Odominus
Ominar

Posted: 2002-08-09 01:37     Profile;   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Well..er..I guess they'll stay in that condition for about an hour or so..

*leaves room so the godly people can do what they have to do*

=)


Geothe
Ominar

Posted: 2002-08-09 10:46     Profile;   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
*shudders*
Portia, you are evil... Evil... EVIL!!!!


Fervent ALWAYS
Yes, we are that damn good!
ISA ...... I feel SOOO Dirty!!
Venus, the Embodiment of Human Perfection!


Calis
Venrii

Posted: 2002-08-09 12:29     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
....

that was disturbing, Stee. And Odo.


from Pointy Sticks to ISA
LightG|MDark
Leif's so steamy my monitor blew
Liara's Husband, everyones whore


Scorpio
Ominar

Posted: 2002-08-09 13:27     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Allright, that's it! Stee, you're fired. Maybe if you plead well enough I'll make it just a demotion, but it's gotta be good.

Odo, didn't I just say they're of no use to me dead? These damn mortals, I tell you, never listen!!


ENeMA GM
I am the new way to go
I am the way of the future...

~HP Forever~


Bulvyn
Tiram

Posted: 2002-08-09 13:29     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Quote:
Enema's a bunch of nice fellows, especially that Ike character ;) So keep up the good work, foret loves all the good lil dardens with big piggy banks.



Oh, we love you all to, especially that Cab character ;) so keep up the good work, Darden loves all the good lil forets with undefended land.


GM ENeMA.
...and with a gasping breath you shall bear witness to the beginning of ENeMA.



Govan
Tiram

Posted: 2002-08-09 20:59     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
He better not, Portia. I have owner-rights on Geothe. ;)


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Raven of the Outcasts
The Real and Original Raven


Norgarth
Ominar

Posted: 2002-08-10 21:00     Profile;   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Well Stee, All I can offer you is 50 cases of TFC brand Tang (various flavours) and some giant mice for Ike. As for Virgins, well, Lucien goes through them almost as fast as I find them. Oh, I did scrape up a few guys that meet the ladies requests though.

After some of the posts in here, I just have to say this...
Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.



[gold]"You do not make history. You can only hope to survive it." - G'Kar (Babylon 5)/gold]


Reylan Talonspyre
Venrii

Posted: 2002-08-11 16:26     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Stee amuses me.



Foundation
Forward the Foundation!


DemaM
Ominar

Posted: 2002-08-11 18:42     Profile;   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Bad news... All non virgin guy's committed suicide... or flead my realms... And all the virgin men well... They'll stay virgins...

Seems they don't like gods for "mates"



All in the name of the Lost
LKA
Dema Makhan

AGM of Diplomacy


Reylan Talonspyre
Venrii

Posted: 2002-08-12 02:08     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Virgin males?

Someone call my name?

Wait no ... flashback. Ask Stee.


Foundation
Forward the Foundation!


Scorpio
Ominar

Posted: 2002-08-12 03:15     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Quote:
Wait no ... flashback. Ask Stee.



Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy too much information, folks. I really didn't need to hear that.

Now, I dunno what DemaM has been smoking lately, I'd be all about having a goddess as a "mate." Not that I'm a virgin, though.


ENeMA GM
I am the new way to go
I am the way of the future...

~HP Forever~


Portia
Tiram

Posted: 2002-08-12 12:24     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Quote:

On 2002-08-11 18:42, DemaM wrote:
Bad news... All non-virgin guy's committed suicide... or flead my realms... And all the virgin men well... They'll stay virgins...

Seems they don't like gods for "mates"




How very sad for you. Perhaps it has something to do with the shipment of herpes ridden goats we received from you. If your livestock is in this condition, we'll pass on your men thanks.

Sunny, prepare the floral background with pictures of Janet Reno and Mr Greenspan scromping for Dema, post-haste.

Also, order breakfast in bed for three at the trashiest dive you can find. Geothe's got a date with some folks.

I am really not impressed here people.



Portia
I own Connor, no matter what he says
ENeMA's Token Sexy Redhead GM


Geothe
Ominar

Posted: 2002-08-12 13:22     Profile;   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
"Also, order breakfast in bed for three at the trashiest dive you can find. Geothe's got a date with some folks"

But, why would I be over at your place now? :-P


Fervent ALWAYS
Yes, we are that damn good!
ISA ...... I feel SOOO Dirty!!
Venus, the Embodiment of Human Perfection!


Portia
Tiram

Posted: 2002-08-13 10:23     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Bah! You only wish your punishment could be over here to bask in the supreme radiance that is I.

If you filthy little mortals would get off your keesters and worship, adore, and serve me like you should have been doing for years, then my place would not be a dive.

Tell you what Geothe, you make me a temple that would make Darden proud of me and those other two "gods" (and I use the term ever so loosely... no pun intended to your Isonia-types) jealous, and I'll let you off the hook. Smiles and winks



Portia
I own Connor, no matter what he says
ENeMA's Token Sexy Redhead GM


Geothe
Ominar

Posted: 2002-08-13 13:01     Profile;   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
The radiance that is you?
OOoohhh, and here I thought you were just couped up indoors for too long and the glare was getting to me.

So, you want me to erec... erm... I mean build a temple for wittle ol' you?
Well, to make Darden proud of it, I guess I would have to use petrified oranges for the main building material (he is a fruit case after all). Then, I guess about that only thing that could make Isonia jealous of it would be to have more permanent molds of said ice-cube trays placed through-out the place *cough cough*

The problem though is trying to make Foret jealous of the place. I *guess* the only thing that may work is to have a room full of a pile o' dead Darden and Isonia followers :-P
Hmmmmm, and volunteers? ;-)


Fervent ALWAYS
Yes, we are that damn good!
ISA ...... I feel SOOO Dirty!!
Venus, the Embodiment of Human Perfection!


Stee Jans
Venrii

Posted: 2002-08-14 00:42     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Heh, he almost said "erec-"...

*blinks*

Err...

Bah, screw it all. Someone set that pesky Geothe on fire and get on with it, a'right?

*begins sparking up Bic Lighter*


ENeMA GM
The Warhawk is Sharpening his Talons.


DemaM
Ominar

Posted: 2002-08-14 15:59     Profile;   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Portia, I just recieved word from my harbor officals, the cargo ships I sent, the one with the "young" men and "healthy" Goats, in were empty. The only thing they found was a little note that I show you now.

*places the note on Portia's altar, which is next to Foret's altar. The note was written in extremely messy handwriting. One would have to have godly intelligece to be able to decipher it*

Quote:

Subject Dema,
The men were great! So were the goats. The Goats had a little "flare" I really enjoyed. I will be expecting another shipment ASAP. In the meantime, for your efforts, I will be removing your Janet/Allen floral background for you great work.

~Ike





All in the name of the Lost
LKA
Dema Makhan



[ This Message was edited by: DemaM on 2002-08-14 16:00 ]


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