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Stee Jans
Noblewoman

Posted: 2002-08-19 19:50     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
And lo, out of the west came a force. To save the day? Perhaps. To save the damsel, Portia? Perhaps. To save Sunblade from his delightfully-citrous fate? Not likely. But, to look marvelously sexy whilst doing whatever the hell he did? You bet.

"Whoa! Frisky! You best simmer down a little, you filthy varmint!"

Stee corralled his giant radioactive space hamster mount and leapt off with a flourish. He was wearing a stunning array of fashion this fine day, and he was ready for some whuppin'.

"What seems to be the problem here, Miss Portia? I reckon that Sunblade looks as bad as a prairie dog on a cocaine high, what with all that orange stuff on his chest."

He pauses for a second to spit out some of his red bull tobacky.

"Do ya need ol' Stee to take care of your troubles?"

He flashes a stirring grin and seems to strike a pose suitable for a greek god.


ENeMA - I pity da Foo'!.
Somehow your motives aren't pure,
Somehow I can't find the cure.

The Free Corps


Portia
Tiram

Posted: 2002-08-19 20:04     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
NO!!!! SUNNY!!!

Portia turned just in time to see the Sunblade dive, but not quick enough to stop the disaster. She rushed to his side and took his hand, weeping softly

Oh Sunny, my dear sweet man... you were too beautiful for this world. I'll always remem... EWWW!! What the hell is this shit? Orange rind? Damnit... now I'm all sticky.

She turns to glare at everybody present

No comments needed on that last line I think. Ewww… what the hell are those little things on him?!?

She stops weeping, tosses Sunny’s hand back across his chest and confirms that none of the ichy thingies had crawled onto her yet. Moments later, in rides Stee, international man of sex appeal and porridge. Momentarily stunned by the size of his... mount she can only will herself to blink at him

Stee... Sunny... Oranges... Nice stunning array of fashion.

Someone shot at me and Sunny took it for me. Near as I can figure it was aimed for my ass Stee! MY ASS! That sweet lug...So is that real silk? It's very nice.



Portia
I own Connor, no matter what he says
ENeMA's Token Sexy Redhead GM


Stee Jans
Venrii

Posted: 2002-08-19 20:10     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
He smiled, another blinding display of pearly whites, naturally.

"Yes, it's silk, and imported from the Far East, might I add. Very expensive. Isn't it....stunning?"

He frowned thoughtfully after hearing her story, well, at least as thoughtfully as he could manage. He just looked too damn good to be down in the mouth.

"Your ass, you say? Orange, you say? Sunny, you say?

...

It can only be...the Bunny Rabbits!!!"

...

He paused again.

"No, wait, that doesn't make any sense, otherwise Sunny would have been impaled by carrots."

Thinking of Sunny, he examined the faithful sidekick of a wombat and grimaced.

"It's bad, eh? He's so...icky. I don't think I'm brave enough to help him with this horrible orange gore."

He shrugs.

"Well, at least I look FABULOUS!"


ENeMA GM
The Warhawk is Sharpening his Talons.


Korayn
Solera

Posted: 2002-08-19 20:24     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
What the hell? Ooh.

~Changes her aim for Stee's horrid clothing collection...which happens to be on him~

Take this, you enemic dickhead :p

~Releasing the sling, the orange speeds out at Stee with lightning fast orange speedness~


I lost my voice.
Surprisingly ISA


Calis
Venrii

Posted: 2002-08-19 21:01     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
No!

Stee!

My love!!!!!

Calis sees the projectile flying towards the Sex Prince formerly known as Stee Jans, and slides in front of the endowed one.

Pulling a perfect Ace Ventura, the l33t skilled Calis catches the orange ball in his mouth, juice dripping down his face upon the explosive contact.

Grinning up at the Stee, he offers the juicy orange ball to the heathen, while still in his mouth. Sunblade, undoubtedly, is getting blue balls watching this.




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Stee Jans
Venrii

Posted: 2002-08-19 21:33     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
"My hero!"

Stee, losing his focus on his fabulous personage for the briefest of seconds, swoons in glee.

He turns to Portia.

"I'm rather sorry, but I'm sure you understand."

Gestures to Calis and makes waving signals to indicate proximity to large amounts of heat. Man-beastly heat, at least.

He turns back to Calis, lips pouting in just the slightest and cutest of ways.

"Are you asking me to try your forbidden fruit, sweet thang?"

He bats his eyelashes.


ENeMA GM
The Warhawk is Sharpening his Talons.


Portia
Tiram

Posted: 2002-08-19 21:36     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
This time Portia was ready, when the orange was launched at Stee she looked for the source

Korayn. I should have known...

Portia rips off her pink Kimono to reveal a pink ninja-suit

Very well Korayn, cat fight time...

Portia leans over and pokes Geothe on the tip of his nose before launching herself at the orange launcher


Portia
I own Connor, no matter what he says
ENeMA's Token Sexy Redhead GM


Geothe
Ominar

Posted: 2002-08-19 21:37     Profile;   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Calis....
just for that... I think I will have to quit your guild
*shudders*


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cat Fight!

*grabs the stereo, starts a song*

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing


Fervent ALWAYS
Yes, we are that damn good!
ISA ...... I feel SOOO Dirty!!
Venus, the Embodiment of Human Perfection!

[ This Message was edited by: Geothe on 2002-08-19 21:47 ]


Korayn
Solera

Posted: 2002-08-19 21:52     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Uh oh! I've been seen!

~Quickly ducks away, fleeing the pink Ninjette. After all, Kor was a thief and a scummer, not a pink ho in spandex!~

~Sneaking down, she slides up behind Geothe.~
Wanna escape, lover-mine? ~Purrs softly and snuggles against Geothe~


I lost my voice.
Surprisingly ISA


Stee Jans
Venrii

Posted: 2002-08-19 21:58     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Calis or Spandex, Calis or Spandex, Calis or Spandex?

Certainly, one of the greatest proverbial questions the world has ever known.


...

"Mmm, shiny nickel."

And lo, our hero is entranced by the bewitching of the nefarious coin, simply known as the "Nickel".


ENeMA GM
The Warhawk is Sharpening his Talons.


Calis
Venrii

Posted: 2002-08-19 23:02     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Oh, my, Mr. Stee Jans, that's exactly what I'm inviting you to do!

Calis leans foward, exposing his fruit provacatively

Me or Spandex?

Pff. Why choose either when you can have....

CALIS IN SPANDEX!!



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Light¤G|M¤Dark
Leif's so steamy my monitor blew
Liara's Husband, everyones whore


Dyvim Tvar
Nobleman

Posted: 2002-08-20 21:26     Profile;   E-mail   Homepage Edit   Reply w/Quote
Quote:
Stupid brit.


I always thought he was English...
*looks down at Sunny and shrugs*
Well he's pretty much fethed now no matter what he is, I mean orange with -that- hair style? No way could he carry it off, not in a million years...heck nobody could!


Princess Drake, Sex on tap.
Superstar Dyvim Tvar, am I going to have a hangover? Cos I want one!
Fervent For Life! Suck me Beautiful!
Foundations King of the world, what a guy!


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