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AUSTIN

Capital City Men’s Chorus’ presents its annual Sweetheart Cabaret and Silent Auction, featuring Karen Kuykendall. Saturday, Feb. 8. Austin Woman’s Club, 8th and San Antonio. Tickets: $50. Info: 512-477-SING (7464) or www.ccmcaustin.org.

Rainbow Cattle Company presents Mr./Miss/Ms RCC Pageant. Saturday, Feb. 8, 6 p.m. Benefits Wright House Wellness Center. 305 W. 5th St. Info: rwdytex@ev1.net.

The Heroes of Comedy present Love is a Funny Thing, Feb. 14, 8 and 10 p.m. Hideout Theatre and Coffee House, 617 Congress Ave. Tickets: $15. Info: www.heroescomedy.com or 512-HIDEOUT.

Austin Cabaret Theatre presents Steve Ross, Feb. 14-15. Scottish Rite Theatre, 18th & Lavaca. Tickets: $45. Info: 512-453-ACTS.

Country-western dance band Chaparral plays the “reception” at Bubba & Becky’s Wedding. Feb. 13, 7 p.m., Austin’s Texas Star Event Center, 11810 Manchaca. Tickets: $50. Info: 512-477-1777 or www.wretched-excess.com.

Rude Mechanicals presents How Late It Was, How Late, through Feb. 9. Requiem for Tesla is held over through Saturday, Feb.15. The Off Center, 2211-A Hidalgo. Info: 512-476-7833 or www.rudemechs.com.

State Theater presents Nocturn, through Feb. 9. 719 Congress Ave. Info: 512-472- 5470 or www.statetheatercompany.com.

Taylor Cage hosts Queer Waves, a showcase for GLBT musicians and special guests on KOOP 91.7 FM every Saturday, 4:30 p.m. This Way Out airs Fridays 5 p.m., followed by Outspoken at 6 p.m. Info: www.koop.org or 512-472-1369.

Jester’s Night Out, an evening of comedic competition, plays the third Wednesday of every month, 8-10 p.m. $100 cash prize based on audience participation and costume. Benefits Wright House Wellness Center. Dick’s Deja Disco, 113 San Jacinto.

The Vortex presents Holy Well and Sacred Flame, through Feb. 16. 2307 Manor Rd. Tickets: $15-$20. Info: 512-478-LAVA.

Different Stages presents Christopher Durang’s Betty’s Summer Vacation, through Feb. 8. Auditorium at Waller Creek, 41st and Red River. Info: 512-454-TIXS.

Zachary Scott Theatre Center presents Limonade Tous Les Jours, through March 2. 1421 W. Riverside Dr. Info: 512-476-0541, ext. 1. or www.zachscott.com.

The Paramount Theatre presents Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo, Feb. 7. 713 Congress Ave. Info: 512- 472-5470 or www.theparamount.org.

Naughty Austin Productions presents Personals through Feb. 15 at the Hideout downtown, 6th and Congress. Info: www.naughtyaustinproductions.com or 512-407-8877.

The Paramount Theatre presents Director’s Choice, Feb. 7-9; and George Winston, Feb. 8. 713 Congress Ave. Info: 512- 472-5470 or www.theparamount.org.

DALLAS

The Arts District Chorale presents Sing Me a Love Song, Thursday, February 13, 7 p.m. Trammell & Margaret Crow Collection of Asian Art, 2010 Flora. Tickets: $15-$20 per couple. Reservations: 214-979-6347.

Kitchen Dog Theatre presents The Juniper Tree, through Feb. 16. McKinney Avenue Contemporary (The MAC), 3120 McKinney Ave. 214-953-1212 or www.kitchendogtheater.org.

The McKinney Avenue Contemporary (The MAC) and KERA 90.1 present Paul Slavens’ Texclectic Radio Hour, Feb. 14-15. Tickets: $10-$12. Info: 214-953-1212.

Dallas Symphony Orchestra presents Maurice Chevalier’s My Paris with Tony Sandler, Feb. 6 and 9; and Nikolaj Znaider, Violin, Feb. 13-16. Info: www.dallassymphony.com or 214-871-4000.

Lambda Weekly Radio, gay and lesbian radio of North Texas, Dallas and Fort Worth, airs every Sundays, 1 p.m. on KNON 89.3FM. Info: www.geocities.com/lambdaweekly.

Dallas Theater Center presents The Real Thing, through Feb. 9. Kalita Humphries Theater, 3636 Turtle Creek Blvd. Info: 214-522-6499 or www.dallastheatercenter.org.

Dallas Opera presents Don Giovanni, through March 1. Info: 214-443-1000 or www.dallasopera.org.

FT. WORTH

Fort Worth Symphony Orchestra presents Berlioz Bicentennial Celebration, Feb. 7-9. Bass Performance Hall, 525 Commerce St. Info: 817-665-6000 or www.fwsymphony.org.

Theatre Arlington presents Bus Stop, through Feb. 16. Info: 817-261-9628.

WaterTower Theatre presents The Laramie Project, through Feb. 16. Info: 972-450-6232

GALVESTON

Grand 1894 Opera House presents The Girls Choir of Harlem, Feb. 8-9. 2020 Postoffice. Info: 409-765-1894 or www.thegrand.com.

Strand Theatre presents Art, through March 1, 2317 Ships Mechanic Row. Info: 409-763-4591 or www.galveston-thestrand.org.

HOUSTON

Stages Repertory Theatre presents Syncopation, through Feb. 9. Info: 713-527-0123.

Lesbian Health Initiative presents Celebration of Love featuring comedian Suzanne Westenhoefer. Friday, Feb. 14, 6:30 p.m. at Holiday Inn, I-10 and Antoine. Benefits LHI. Tickets: $60. Info: 713-603-0023.

Unhinged Productions presents The Stand-In. Runs Feb. 7-March 16 at Atomic Café, 1320 Nance St. Info: 713-547-0440.

Masquerade Theater presents The Mad Show, through March 1. 1537 N. Shepherd Dr. Info: 713-861-7045 or www.masqueradetheater.com.

Houston Grand Opera presents The Merry Widow, through Feb. 16. Wortham Theater Center. Info: 713-546-0246 or www.houstongrandopera.org.

Alley Theater presents Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? through Feb. 8. 615 Texas Ave. Info: 713-228-8421 or www.AlleyTheatre.org.

Main Street Theatre presents Jacques Brel is Alive and Well and Living in Paris, through Feb. 16. 2540 Times Blvd. 713-524-6706 or www.mainstreettheater.com.

dos chicas theater commune presents Where’s My Dinner, Bitch? Feb. 28-March 22. 411 Westheimer. Tickets: $6-$10. Info: 713-201-0193.

Theatre New West presents Fruit Cocktail, through March 8. 1415 California St. Info: 713-522-2204.

Theatre Suburbia presents The Supporting Cast, Feb. 21-March 22. 1410 W. 43rd. Info: 713-682-3525 or www.theatresuburbia.com.

Country Playhouse presents A Streetcar Named Desire, though Feb. 8; and Love Letters, Feb. 14-15. 12802 Queensbury. Info: 713-467-4497 or www.countryplayhouse.org.

Theater LaB Houston presents David and Amy Sedaris’ The Book of Liz, through Feb. 14. 1706 Alamo. Info: 713-868-7516 or www.theaterlabhouston.com.

Laugh in the Woods presents improvisational comedy Friday nights at 9 p.m. Holiday Inn, 16510 Interstate 45 North Freeway and FM 1960. Info: 281-821-2570.

Houston Symphony presents Beethoven’s Seventh, Feb. 8-10. Info: 713-224-7575 or www.houstonsymphony.org.

Houston Pride Band welcomes new members to rehearsals each Wednesday, 7 p.m. at 1307 Yale (Dignity Houston). Info: Russell Williams, 713-524-0218.

The Gay Men’s Chorus of Houston rehearses Monday nights, 7 p.m. Non-singers welcome in support positions. Info: info@gmch.org or 713-521-7464.

90.1 KPFT-FM hosts two GLBT-themed shows, After Hours (airing each Sunday morning, 1-4 a.m.), and Queer Voices, (airing Mondays, 8-10 p.m.)

LOCKHART

Gaslight Theater presents Joe Orton’s LOOT, through Feb. 8. 204 N. Main. Info: 512-376-5653 or info@GaslightTheater.com.

SAN ANTONIO

Wanda, The Alamo Empire, 106 Off Broadway, and Friends present Remember. Friday, Feb. 14, 10 p.m., 106 Off Broadway. Benefits San Antonio AIDS Foundation.

Jump-Start Performance Co. presents Dianne Monroe’s Kitchen Testament, through Feb. 16. Blue Star Arts Complex, corner of S. Alamo and Probandt. Info: 210-227-5867.

THE WOODLANDS

Northwoods Unitarian Universalist Church presents Ray Hill In Love, Feb. 14, 7:30 p.m. 1370 North Millbend Dr. Benefits NWUU general fund. Tickets: $20 donation. Info: 281-298-2780.

TV LAND

Texas’ The Jack E. Jett Show has been picked up as a weekly series by Pridevision, the first gay and lesbian network in Canada. Dallas: Fridays, 10:30 p.m. on channel 27. Houston: Mondays, 11 p.m. and Saturdays, 12:30 p.m. Houston Media Source, Time Warner channels 16 and 17. Info: www.jackejett.com.