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Ode to the Guestbook
There are, at present, 13 archived INAP guestbooks.  That means over 3000 people have commented on the story since its first chapter a little less than a year ago.  Here are some random INAP guestbook facts.
  • All guestbooks are powered by Guestworld.
  • Guestworld guestbooks have a minimum of 250 entries, hence the need to keep registering more guestbooks.
  • All INAP guestbooks, with the exception of one, have "INAPIJCA" in the name.
  • The seventh archived guestbook is called "INAPIJCAL7" because "Mr. Clean" registered  INAPIJCA7 before Amber could.  INAPIJCA7 has only one entry.  LOL
  • Archived guestbook 3 doesn't have a 250th entry.
  • Archived guestbook 7 was the fastest-filled guestbook, taking only one week to receive 250 entries.
  • The guestbook was once treated as a message board when people posted their perverted stories.  This, thankfully, has stopped.
  • At one point, the guestbook became a meeting place for cybersex partners.
  • The first guestbook entry was written on September 4, 1998 after the publication of Chapter 12.
Record 1
Name: Niki
Website: 
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Los Angeles California
Time: 1998-09-04 02:30:54
Comments: Your story is so good. Its perverted, and i cant see Tay doing that.. but i still think its great! But i found a story even more perverted. Its called " Look at me" if anyone wants the link, e-mail me at Babytay383@aol.com and i'll gladly give it to ya! Anyway, Keep up the good work.... and hurry with chapter 13!!
 
  • Coincidentally, the third guestbook entry was made by "Taylor Hanson." on September 8, 1998.
    • My first guestbook signing was on September 27, 1998.

    • Record 64
      Name: Tara
      Website: Roses: A Hanson Site
      Referred by: Just Surfed On In
      From: Tulsa, OK (no really)
      Time: 1998-09-27 02:48:53
      Comments: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but the real Taylor Hanson doesn't sign guestbooks, does he? Hehehe (nevermind it was a joke) anyway..I like this story. Not because sex is about half of every chapter, but because the storyline is different. It's pretty cool to wonder how Taylor would be if he really was a nymphomaniac. Lord knows he really can get any girl he wants...and don't pay any attention to these retards signing the guestbook saying that this is perverted and that it should be taken down...cuz these people are the same people who will keep coming back for more updates!

    • I wasn't officially "discovered" by Alanna until January 22, 1999 in archived guestbook 5 when "J. J. A." made a comment about Amber's misuse of "having sex for 2 hours."
    • Record 200
      Name: ItzTara
      Website: 
      Referred by: Just Surfed On In
      From: tulsa..for real
      Time: 1999-01-22 19:50:58
      Comments: To the dude from NYC, i think you misunderstood stuff in Amber's story. First of all, you're right that no one can have sex for 2 hours...that is, just one time. But Amber never said it was just ONE time in 2 hours. And for an assumed virgin, she made this story pretty darn lifelike. Also, you sure are judgemental about other celebrities, calling Mariah Carey a hooker wannabe, slamming Puffy's clothes, calling Derek Jeter an ape, and accusing Leo of being gay...god, who cares????

      Record 203
      Name: Alanna
      Website: 
      Referred by: Just Surfed On In
      From: 
      Time: 1999-01-22 22:20:23
      Comments: LOL ItzTara~!!!!!!! LOL!!!! Actually, you gotta point about the Mariah Carey crap that dude from NYC said, but he just sent me his pic, and he's soooooo cute. Damn, do I sound like a teeney bopper??? K, well anyway. 2 Hour sex rules. (Not like Iw ould know.....heh heh heh j/k!)

    Thus began the "2 hour sex rules" and "10 inches rules" chants.
    • The Taylor list was started on January 26, 1999, at first in archived guestbook 6 and then later moved to SINAPIJCAIJ.
    • Among some of the rather "famous" Hanfic authors who have signed the guestbook (all with praising comments) include:
    Diana Liberty (Karmic.net) Total: 3

    Jenn {MMMBopJenn} (a tale of 3 brothers) Total: 1

    Kristen (the poison ivy) Total: 1

    Manda (she was a january girl) Total: 10

    YWT2K {Stephen Davenport} (YWT2K (The Yellow Walkie Talkie 2000) Total: 1

    • Guestbook frequenters (past and present) include: 
    A.J. (sweetangel@mailcity.com) Alanna (GhettoZac@aol.com) albertanechild (albertanechild@hotmail.com)
    AleX (alextd@hotmail.com) ~*~Becca~*~ (iloveguime@hotmail.com) *bLuJaMmiEz*
    (bLuJaMmiEz@aol.com)
    Britney Spencer Buffy (AOL OR AIM:  Buffy392) Butterfly (happysillysmiley@hotmail.com)
    Chelsea (shadows47@hotmail.com) Cheryl 
    (abrcrqmbie@aol.com)
    ChristinE (mansonangel_cb@bigfoot.com)
    Cork (cork_5@hotmail.com) Ella (ilovetrev4ever@hotbot.com) *Holly* (holly@paymenow.demon.co.uk)
    Hope (NiNeLiVeZh@aol.com) ~*Ike's Baby Girl*~
    (DaGirl4565@worldnet.att.net)
    Ikesgirl [wrote more perverted stories in the guestbook than anyone else]
    Ike's wife~! (MLfNyC718@juno.com) ItzChelle-babes ItzTara [me] (itztara@notporn.org)
    Jaimee (Jaimee483@aol.com) ~~~*Jewel*~~~
    (amandalovesike@alloymail.com)
    Jezebel {Dana} (jezibel4@hotmail.com)
    ~*~ JiLL ~*~ (TaYsAnGeL5@aol.com) *Kala* 
    (piggy545@gurlmail.com)
    KaTay (Tayz4eva@hotmail.com)
    Kate 
    (perple@usa.net)
    ~*Katy*~ 
    (anangel184@aol.com)
    Kelli 
    (talk2kelli@hotmail.com)
    *Kia* (kia@hansoncity.com) Kim 
    (ZacWHanson@aol.com)
    Lindsay (Le0sTaRr81@aol.com)
    Lindsay Hartley (lindz_101@hotmail.com) Lora 
    (ldymanson@aol.com)
    Luce (lucyissnowedin@hotmail.com)
    Lynnie (lynnie45@hotmail.com) Meg 
    (baby_bird99@yahoo.com)
    Melanie (hypergirl_82@hotmail.com)
    Mercedes (crave606@hotmail.com) Michael 
    (Micheal290@aol.com)
    MiKayla (MiKay4298@aol.com)
    Michelle (fishieee@rocketmail.com) Nora 
    (hyltons@snowhill.com)
    Shannon (happysillysmiley@hotmail.com)
    Petrina *Pocahontas* Rachelle (Taysbabe08@aol.com)
    Rorie (imstillcute@hotmail.com) Roxydawl (yellowdocs12@hotmail.com) :sam: (sweetangel@mailcity.com)
    ~~~~*SARAH*~~~ (sarah_99@hotmail.com) Sarah (sarahmw1498@yahoo.com) Skye 
    (shadows47@hotmail.com)
    Starlette (starlette003@yahoo.com) Surge ~*The Taco*~ (girlie1412@hotmail.com)
    Tina *ZOOM* (ZoomLuva@aol.com) Toni 
    (Weird983@aol.com)
    Yam (fleckerlings@hotmail.com)
    • Guestbook trolls (past and present) include:
     
     º-º Azura º-º 
    [a fake-ass ghetto kid; also Rain-wannabe]
    Bloody Mary (UrWeirD14@aol.com) [self-proclaimed creator of the Playa Hater's page]
    Cancer [formerly JCL; supposedly a troll, but reads INAP regularly anyway] (jbglitters@chickmail.com) Erica [formerly ErBop, once fan turned troll, also calls herself Ziwonda] (Erpic98@aol.com)
    [Jordan (NeonJH@hotmail.com) & Chris L. (ChrisL22@yahoo.com) & Dani (DaniBSB33@hotmail.com)] - confirmed to be the same person  Kelsey [once tried to start a Playa Haters club] (JamesXFile@aol.com)
    Laugh [also calls herself tori; self-proclaimed partner in crime with ri0t] (gem090182@hotmail.com)  Michelle
    (zacman1200@aol.com)
    [Miya] & [Tina] - confirmed to be the same person  Nicole (UNEEDHELP@GOFUCKYOURSELF.COM)
    Rain
    [pissed us all off for 2 consecutive guestbooks]
    ri0t
    [just liked to argue]
    sugar [self-proclaimed partner in crime with ri0t and Laugh] (bbt_sugar@hotmail.com)  SuperKimbo [suspected to be the creator of the Playa Hater's page]
     º T a y l o r º
    [liked making colorful lines]
     
    • Current guestbook stats:
    Number of Hanson posers: 2
    complained about the story: 1
    praised the story: 1
    Number of Isaac Hanson posers: 2
    complained about the story: 2
    Number of Taylor Hanson posers: 6
    complained about the story: 3
    praised the story: 2
    asked Amber if she was a virgin: 1
    Number of Zac Hanson posers: 3
    complained about the story: 1
    praised about the story: 2
    Number of Christopher Sabec posers: 3
    complained about the story: 2
    praised the story: 1
    Number of Amber posers: 6
    bashed Amber: 4
    defended Amber: 1
    was totally neutral: 1
    Number of Alanna posers: 3
    bashed Alanna: 3
    Number of Britney Spears posers: 1
    promoted the official Britney Spears website: 1

    Last Modified: May 2, 1999. For further information contact ItzTara
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