Stop annoying me already!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrr........ People!!!!!! When will you get it into your thick
I don't want to enlarge my penis! I gave up my penis
years ago, as soon as I realized I'm a woman! Grrrrrrrrrr...
I don't want any of your Nigerian dad's money! I'm
not listed with stupid(!), but you sure are! Grrrrrrrrrr...
I don't need a mortgage! I got one already, thank-you-very-much,
and I have enough monthly payments as it is! Hey, maybe you want to take
over my payments? I'll be glad to let you!!! Grrrrrrrrrr...
I don't need a new credit card! I like to walk around
with piles of money stashed in my pants. It helps me hide my extra pounds
I don't want to claim my prize/free tickets/free vacation!With my luck, I'll end up with 3 nights on some deserted island, listening
to a screaming heavy metal band, eating frogs! Grrrrrrrrrr...
I don't want to get paid for my opinions or for taking
surveys! My opinions are none of your business, damn, and if you insist
on wanting to know what they are - read my bloody blog!!! Grrrrrrrrrr...
Don't send me your naked pictures, for god's sake.
Save me the horror!!! When I want to get going, I turn to my hubby for
hot stuff. Damn, you're disgusting!!! Grrrrrrrrrr...
No, I don't want to lose weight with your witchcraft
new formula! I'm doing ok by myself... You know what? I have a winning
method to lose weight. Interested? Give me your money, and then will make
a deal! Grrrrrrrrrr...
I don't need DVD's, nor cheap color for my printer!
I steal those at night time when everybody else sleep! I save my money,
No, I need no life insurance from you losers! If
I buy one, my husband might get the idea that it'll be very profitable
for him to just kill me! Grrrrrrrrrr...
Ok... Just finished cleaning my inbox... What a load of spam garbage!!!
Lorien said it @ 12:58
PM MT l
Since it seems I don't have much to say these days, let me share this
story with you. It was send to me by E-mail:
A water bearer in China had two large pots,
each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect
and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walk from the stream
to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full
two years this went on daily,with the bearer delivering only one
and a half pots full of water to his house.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its
accomplishments, perfect for which it was made. But the poor cracked
pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it was
able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.
After 2 years of what it perceived to be
a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream.
"I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes
water to leak out all the way back to your house."
The bearer said to the pot, "Did you
notice that there were flowers only on YOUR side of the path, but
not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known
about your flaw, and I planted flower seeds on your side of the
path, and every day while we walk back, you've watered them. For
two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate
the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not
be this beauty to grace the house."
Moral of the story: Each of us has
our own unique flaws. We're all cracked pots. But it's the cracks
and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting
and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they
are, and look for the good in them...
I hope you're having a nice weekend *s*.
Lorien said it @ 09:52
AM MT l
Thursday, April 3, 2003
Being loved by a special man
Look what my sweetie had sent me this morning in mail, to make my spirit
fly, since I've been a bit under the weather these last few days...
Dear Motek (sweetie in Hebrew)
I just wanted to say three little words:
I Love You.
I do. Forever.
The poem bellow... wouldn't been written if I didn't have him in my life...
His support, total acceptance and understanding, loving who I am, giving
me all the space I need... All of this is a wonderful base to bloom on.
I'm so thankful for having him in my life... and so lucky.
Lorien said it @ 10:18
AM MT l
Tuesday, April 1, 2003
You know, people. I've come to think that I don't share much of myself
with you guys... well, not the real juicy stuff! Anyway, today I've made
a difficult decision. It's time for me to do the "coming out of the
closet" thingy... you know, let the truth be known. I've chosen to
write it in a form of a poem. For some reason, it seemed proper*s*...
So here it is... Please bear with me... It wasn't easy to
Revelation (aka: How I fell in love
I look at her, I'm so amazed
She looks so fresh and new
I knew her for so many years
But now I love her too
Back then she was one angry chick
Who rarely smiled or shared
She always wore the blackest shades
It seemed she never cared
I've tried to hug so many times
She always ran away
I tried my best to understand
But only felt dismay
I often wondered if I should
Pursue this futile game
I didn't like her much at all
Her looks, her thoughts, her name
For years I've tried to understand
The things that made her blue
But her quiet spirit pulled me in
I felt attracted too
I look at her, I'm so amazed
No walls, no angry look
She smiles at me, she is so calm
She's like an open book
She talks to me of many things
She'd never told before
I've come to know I love her so
It makes me flourish more.
I send my hand and touch her hips
Caress her curves, her hair
I let her know I love the change
I'm there with her to share
I look at her
(The one I finally came to love and know)...
In the mirror.
That's it... That is all. Do you still love me????? Hehehehehe.......
Oh my... What were you thinking there, for a sec???
Gazillion Thank-you's to Neil,
a very prolific poet, who was kind/sweet enough to read this pre publishing,
and helped me with few suggestions. He loved it, and for me - that means
a lot!!! Neil, you're the best! Thank you so much *s*.