Welcome to the Wonderful World of

DOUG
Duke of URL
Holder of Past Knowledge

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth.
     -- Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken (1915)

"It is better to have seen a place once than to have heard of it a thousand times."
     --ancient Mongolian toast





Please note:

I am NOT the Douglas Adams who wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

Yes, I have read them. Yes, they are funny. The answer is:

42

Although I like to get mail from new people, please don't ask me any more about this. (If you must write to him, his e-mail address could be adamsd@cerf.net and/or dna@tdv.com. I'm just not sure. And is it really my responsibility? I don't think so.)

BTW, one way you can tell us apart is that he works on a Macintosh computer by choice. It has obviously warped his mind.

Also, his middle initial is N., mine is H


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Since October 17, 1995
To explore more of the Splendour That Is DOUG, select from the following list:

Biography

Learn more about the influences that shaped DOUG's life and made Him the tower of pulchritude and wit in which you are obviously so interested.

Professional Interests

Learn more about the things that intrigue DOUG in a professional manner. Don't you think you should learn more about such important topics? After all, DOUG thinks they are worthwhile. His resumé is also available.

Personal Interests

Learn more about the things that DOUG devotes His spare time to. Yes, DOUG knows He ended a sentence with a preposition. Rules of grammar are for mortals, not Him.

Bookmarks

See the bookmarks of which DOUG has decided warrant keeping track

Humor

Some things that DOUG thinks are funny.

Merchandising and Franchise Opportunities

Yes, America has a major DOUG jones and you can (wink, wink) get in touch with it.

A Web of DOUGs

DOUG's Quote Page

My collection of quotes includes quite a few that you probably won't find in a Bartlett's.




Or e-mail Him your divine supplications at doug@ukans.edu



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Last updated 9 February, 1998