Welcome to the Wonderful World of

Duke of URL
Holder of Past Knowledge

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth.
     -- Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken (1915)

"It is better to have seen a place once than to have heard of it a thousand times."
     --ancient Mongolian toast

Please note:

I am NOT the Douglas Adams who wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

Yes, I have read them. Yes, they are funny. The answer is:


Although I like to get mail from new people, please don't ask me any more about this. (If you must write to him, his e-mail address could be adamsd@cerf.net and/or dna@tdv.com. I'm just not sure. And is it really my responsibility? I don't think so.)

BTW, one way you can tell us apart is that he works on a Macintosh computer by choice. It has obviously warped his mind.

Also, his middle initial is N., mine is H

This page is optimized for Netscape, using the HTML 3.2 protocols. If you are using a browser that doesn't support these protocols (get with the program--I mean, I'm not even usin' any Java, or even frames!), well, you will be unable to see the page in all of its glory. Your loss, punchy.

OK, the counter from Web CounterTM, was a bust. Their site was so busy that not only were hits not being counted but it was taking forever to load. So we are back to this horrible looking but functional one
(And, yes, the logfile was reset)
Text only? click to see a way high number
Since October 17, 1995
To explore more of the Splendour That Is DOUG, select from the following list:


Learn more about the influences that shaped DOUG's life and made Him the tower of pulchritude and wit in which you are obviously so interested.

Professional Interests

Learn more about the things that intrigue DOUG in a professional manner. Don't you think you should learn more about such important topics? After all, DOUG thinks they are worthwhile. His resumé is also available.

Personal Interests

Learn more about the things that DOUG devotes His spare time to. Yes, DOUG knows He ended a sentence with a preposition. Rules of grammar are for mortals, not Him.


See the bookmarks of which DOUG has decided warrant keeping track


Some things that DOUG thinks are funny.

Merchandising and Franchise Opportunities

Yes, America has a major DOUG jones and you can (wink, wink) get in touch with it.

A Web of DOUGs

DOUG's Quote Page

My collection of quotes includes quite a few that you probably won't find in a Bartlett's.

Or e-mail Him your divine supplications at doug@ukans.edu

* Note: this page has recently undergone some major, behind-the-scenes, changes. Every file has been renamed, and hopefully all of the pointers have been updated to reflect the change. If you do find a link that does not go anywhere, please let me know. If you have a bookmark or other link that points anywhere but here, you will need to update that link. In most cases the filename has been changed from *.html to *.htm. Simply changing that in your link should do the trick.

Copyright ©1995, Douglas Adams
Last updated 9 February, 1998