Gathering of the Juggalos 2003
* Admission is a standard price, regardless of age. It includes free parking and admission to all events. If necessary, public sleeping areas are available with this admission price, though you are probably going to be more comfortable getting a campsite or a hotel. Optionally, you could also sleep in your car if you like, once again free with this admission price. Hotels and campsites are not included in this admission price.
That's right ninja, this year's Gathering of the Juggalos is being held at a devastatingly huge 250 acre campground located in the forested rock ledges of Eastern Ohio!!! You can't even conceive how big this place is till your there. The park is breathtakingly beautiful, hosting two fishing lakes and the huge Lotus Lake, which allows swimming, snorkeling and canoeing. The main benefits being that the Gathering is now 5 days and 4 nights long with all Juggalos camped out together! Not only that but its now a 24-hour event with parties running all night long as well as seminars, autograph signings, movies and much more. Stop playin' crinkle nuts! This is going to be the bomb flavor of all time!
Don't forget free parking, free water, free showers and a free place to sleep if you want to avoid hotel and camping charges. But if you want a private campground located close to the flavor, you can fit mad amount of ninjas their and split the coast paying next to nothing for a prime spot for all five days.
Tickets for the Gathering as well as sites for the campground go on sale
You cannot book a campsite nor reserve tickets by contacting the campground itself. Both tickets and campgrounds will be sold through HatchetGear.com. You can buy a ticket without a campsite, or a campsite without a ticket (in case you want to get your site before they are gone, but cannot buy a ticket right away).
Now that your wig is orbiting the earth like a satellite; we will move on to try to begin to explain the entire flavor that is about to take place:
Demand for these hotels is extreme, to say the least. Please be patient. We will get to everyone with plenty of time to spare before the Gathering.
These deals are good up until June 15th, 2003. After that you're on your own and it will be the bone.
You can only get these mad-fresh discount rates through Buford Travel by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org. Be sure to include the hotel you are trying to get into as well as your name and phone number. Please use email, and do not call the hotels for these rates.
For those who have booked rooms, please be patient for your confirmation numbers. They will be on the way VERY soon.
Plenty of potable showers will be set up right on the grounds for you to wash that stank ass in a private stall and room. Just don't forget your soap and towels.
Below you will find a list of all the ideas we are putting together for the Gathering of the Juggalos this year followed by a brief description for each. Keep in mind that this is a work in progress and the events listed below are subject to change. We feel however that this is a very accurate reflection on the flavor that's coming this year.
Shows - Below is the tentative line up that's 75% locked down and is whom we are trying to get for this year's Gathering. These concerts should be over the top with the stage set up next to the lake providing a backdrop of serene beauty.
Juggalo Championshit Wrestling - All the hardcore wrestling legends return for yet more bloodthirsty episodes of Juggalo Championshit Wrestling. Come see your favorites do the impossible as the rip flesh and crush bone. Special guest this year include Sabu, Jeff Jaritt, Mad Man Pondo and many more.
Mad Man Pondo's Wrestling School - Learn the most ruthless wrestling moves every imagined as this twisted individual demonstrates his moves to the applaud crowd. Spectators are encouraged to volunteer to be victims, ah...I mean aids...for Pondo to do some of his most famous moves on.
Seminars - Every Psychopathic artist will be hosting a seminar where you will be able to talk directly to them one on one asking any questions you like. There will also be a few other very interesting seminars that you don't want to miss including the now infamous Mystery Seminar.
Juggalo Wall of Fame - Tag up this wall with a marker to immortalize yourself this year as being a part of the Gathering 2003. Also check out the walls from the last three years, proudly set up on display.
Aura Reading - Have the Aura Reader take a picture of your spiritual energy that surrounds your body (also known as your aura) with the use of high-tech equipment. Once finished you will receive a color photo that shows your actual aura. Everyone's aura has different colors and its own unique shape. The Reader will then explain what it all mean as it relates to your past, present, and future as well as explaining what kind of person you are spiritually.
Merchandise Tents - The largest selection of Psychopathic merchandise can always be found at the Gathering and this year is no exception. Come check out all the bomb ass new items from every artist on the label. Also don't forget to check out all the highlights of this year, including ICP' Autobiography "Behind the Paint", Wizard of the Hood Story CD, JCW volume 3, and Juggalettes Gone Wicked just to name a few. Keep posted to juggalogathering.com for updates.
Professional Face and Body Paint - These professional airbrush artists will paint you up in any scheme you desire weather it be a famous artist or otherwise. Choose from such creative possibilities as an alien with all green skin to a leopard man, complete with spots. If you wish for a more artistic approach, you may choose a colorful pattern that once applied to your face and body will give you an exotic and powerful look.
Therapeutic Massage - Back once again by popular demand is this benefit, which offers a full back and shoulder massage that will rejuvenate your muscles and ease all tension. Female and male masseuses will be on hand to use their hands to carry you away to another dimension of bliss.
Promotional Tent - Leave all your promotional flavor here or stop by to find out what's currently brewing in the Juggalo underground.
MC Contest - This incredibly hot contest allows rappers to compete against others on stage to see which group will be judged the best. The winning group this year will then be aloud to perform at three separate Psychopathic concerts in the future. All travel and other expenses will be paid for and the group may also put together their show tape right at Psychopathic's Lotus Pod studios!
The Murder Mayhem Show - For this game show four male and female couples will compete against each other to see who can earn the most points by being the best at performing a series of hysterical physical challenges. At the end of each round whoever did the worst will have to under go some sort of embarrassing or disgusting torture or face elimination from the game. Various prizes will be given out along the way but the grand prize winners will receive the ultimate prize of a all expense paid weekend vacation to non other then Europe to visit the Psychopathic European Headquarters!!! Stop playin' titty winks, this is the bomb y'all!
Lingerie Contest - Can we ever get enough of scantily clad Juggalettes? I think not. For this contest lovely and shapely beauties will take the stage as they try and win the crowd over. The most stacked and sexy Juggalette will be determined by applause from the crowd.
Remote Control Car Races - Here six players at a time will race high speed professional remote control cars on a giant obstacle ridden race course with plenty of ramps, tunnels, bottle necks, drops and curves to make it more then entertaining. Contestants are encouraged to ram or sideswipe the competition in order to come out on top and claim the prize.
Miss Juggalette Pageant - Who will be crowned the Juggalette Queen 2003? You have to come to this intense competition to find out. Many lovely ladies will compete in three intense rounds (Personality, Talent and Swimsuit) to see who will walk away with the honor of being deemed the hottest Juggalette of the year.
Win A Date Contest - Juggalettes may compete in this random game of chance to see who among them will win a date with any Psychopathic star they choose. That's right an opportunity to chill with the man of your choice for a night of fast food, herbs, and lust...ahhh! young love is such a sweet thing.
Female Mud Wrestling - Participates are encouraged to wear as little clothing as possible to avoid getting them dirty. Enuff said.
Tattoo Contest - Show off your tats as the judges decide who has the best tattoos at the Gathering this year and awards the prize to the one who has the biggest and most artistically appealing tattoos.
Basketball Team Challenge - 2 vs. 2 basketball games played on a full court with the winning team earning prizes and advancing to play other teams to win even bigger prizes. Get your team together, player!
Faygo Toss - Players try to throw several Faygo bottles through a small hole to earn prizes. Bonus points are awarded if you manage to put it up someone's anus, especially if it was a moving target.
Volley Ball - Two teams of six will square off with the winning team earning prizes. Everyone will be put into teams as they arrive.
The Neden Game - This contest (not unlike the dating game) has contestants competing in a question/answering game to try to win the admiration of their desire. Everyday there will be two rounds, the first is were five female contestants try to win a date with a Psychopathic employee who will then act as their personal backstage escort for the rest of the day. The second round will consist of five male contestants who are trying to win a lap dance from a certified and stacked stripper. The winner will then receive the lap dance right on stage for all to enjoy!!!
Costume Contest - Come dressed to impress because the winner receives a fat prize for their creativity. Make sure you stop by if you don't have a costume yourself as there are plenty of creative fashions to enjoy.
Autographs - All the Psychopathic artists as well as other famous personalities at the Gathering will hold Autograph signings. Thus ensuring your chance for a one on one encounter with these demented individuals.
Paint Ball - This was suppose to happen last year but was logistically deemed impossible. Now however since we are outdoors in the woods, it is very possible. This is perhaps the most devastating new event at the Gathering this year and everyone (and we mean everyone) has to play this at least once. 20 players at a time will battle it out in a thick, forested area of the park providing plenty of cover for tactics. Players then will need to use stealth, cunning and quick thinking if they want to survive as the competition is sure to be fierce. Official referees will be on hand to ensure fair play.
Canoeing - Bring your own canoe and go out for a relaxing cruise on the Lotus Lake.
Big Money Rustlas Auditions - Yes the movie is finally in the first stages of production and this late summer we are planning to begin filming. Here is your chance to be apart of this highly anticipated movie by having a chance to get a role in it. We will be holding auditions for a part in the movie and we are guaranteeing at least two ninjas from these auditions, will have a part in the film. Also the scene that each person will be acting out is taken right from the movie script itself. This is a once in a life time opportunity to become a star.
Swimming - Enjoy a cool and refreshing dip in the Lotus Lake as theirs no better way to escape the rays of the summer days. Or just chill out on the natural sandy beech and take a quick rest. Lifeguards will be on duty to ensure everyone's safety.
Jousting - This big inflatable game involves contestants battling it out with big padded sticks to see who can knock their opponent off their pedestal first.
Obstacle Course - This gigantic (60' long by 15'tall) inflatable obstacle course is a wonder to behold, let alone play on. It has been designed to challenge your stamina as competitors race one another to see who can be the first to complete this fun but grueling course.
Bouncy Boxing - A big inflatable game where two fighter enter an inflatable ring, don big padded gloves and pound each other until the loser breaks down like a little punk ass and cries.
Cliff Jumping - Located on the south side of the Lotus Lake is a 20' cliff face known as Dead Mans Drop where anyone crazy enough can jump off and free fall to the water below. A lifeguard at the top of the cliff and in a boat at the bottom will ensure everyone's safety at all times.
Fishing - With two separate fishing lakes located right on the grounds anyone interested can get in some serious fishing tactics. Just make sure to bring your own gear and get ready to cook some fresh fish slowly over an open fire for some very tasty vittles.
Psychopathic Auction - Some of the rarest and one of a kind items straight from the Psychopathic archives. You will be amazed at the high quality of some of these items and the rarity and karmic power they will bestow upon their owner. All those who successfully bid on an item will then have a roll off to see who among them will win %25 of all the money that was made at the auction. Another %25 of the money will be donated to the International Rett Syndrome Association.
Burning Man Ghost - Fifteen years ago a fisher was killed as his boat was hit by lightning during an electrical storm, that ignited the gas tank in the small boat's engine. He immediately caught on fire and burning to death his body fell into the lake never to be seen again. Now according to urban legend on July 19th every year at precisely midnight, if you look toward the island in the middle of the lake you will see his ghostly apparition burning a bright red for several minutes before he falls once again back into his watery grave. He is known locally as the Burning Man Ghost.
Snorkeling - Plenty of snorkeling gear will be on hand for ninjas to explore the watery depths of the Lotus Lake. If you have never experienced this before we highly recommend it. It is an aquatic adventure that you are likely never to forget.
Scuba Diving - If you are a certified scuba diver then bring your gear for all the underwater exploration you like, including the cabin cruiser that is currently resting on the lakes bottom.
Sky Divers - Periodically sky divers will fall from the sky as they throw free merchandise to any lucky enough to be below them. When and where they will strike is unknown but they are reported to like landing on the beach and in the lake.
Late Night Parties - On Thursday, Friday and Saturday night we will be hosting official Psychopathic parities that will run from midnight to the morning light on each night. Come and chill around the giant bonfire as a live DJ spins music, videos play on a big screen and laser lights shoot off in all directions. Tiki torches and picnic tables will be placed all around the area to create a good ambiance. The different parities being hosted are as follows:
Outdoor Movie Theatre - All night long movies and videos will be played on a giant outdoor screen so ninjas can relax and peep the flavor. Plenty of chairs and tables will be available or just lie out on the grass the choice is yours. We will be showing a variety of Juggalo inspired movies including the ultra rare collection of Psychopathic's own Homemade movies.
Pendulum Role-playing - Back again for the third year is the epic role-playing adventure where the forces of the Dark Carnival meet head to head against the forces of the Nethervoid. This year promises an all-new adventure for those returning from previous years that will challenge even the most experienced gamer.
Faygo Armageddon - Massive amounts of Faygo blasted into the crowd to leave everyone wet and wild. The explosions of liquid pleasure will reach new heights, as the chaos reaches a climatic conclusion, baptizing everyone in the diamond rain of the Gathering 2003.
Gathering of the Juggalos Message Board
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That's it, chilli-nuts! See you in July!