Some time ago, I had a conversation with a friend about some of the techniques I used in sales. This one was one of my favorites, if only because it was so crass. This is also why I don't work in sales anymore.

Sales is about manipulating people, and well, it lost its appeal. A bad salesperson is sleazy. Recall your average car salesman, if you will. But a good salesperson is just a plain old bitch. I don't want to be a bitch.

I recently bought a pack of puppy bath wipes and some canine baby-powder scented cologne. The idea was to de-smellify Trip when Trip had gone rolling in the mud. Ha Ha.

Of course, Trip won't have anything to do with either baths, bath wipes, or puppy perfume. Magick on the other hand...

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I've been meaning to write more about the way I feed my dogs, but I'm always intimidated by the amount of information I feel obliged to provide. This is something I will do, but for now I'll just take baby steps. What follows is a description of a sample mealtime at the McAdams' household.