WHERE DID THIS FUCKING PHENOMENON COME FROM??????

I WAS NEVER A BIG FAN OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES UNTIL THE ALTERNATIVE SHIT CAME TO LIGHT. NOW I AM CONVINCED THAT SOMEONE IS PUTTING ACID IN CEREAL AND OTHER ASSORTED SHIT THESE KIDS ARE CONSUMING. HOW CAN A LILLY WHITE SUBURBAN KID THINK TALKING AND DRESSING LIKE ONE OF THESE CLEARLY RACIST ASSWIPES IS COOL.

MY GOD CAN YOU EVER FIND A MORE BLATANT DISPLAY OF RACISM THAN THAT FUCKING DEF COMEDY JAM????? IT'S LIKE A FUCKING KLAN MEETING IN BIZZARO WORLD! ALL THEY NEED IS THE BLACK SHEETS. IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN A BIG FUCK YOU & DISRESPECT SESSION TO WHITES, JEWS, ASIANS, COPS AND WOMEN IN GENERAL. OOOOOHH MY GOD IF A WHITE GUY EVER WENT UP ON A FRIGGEN STAGE AND SAID ONE TENTH THE SHIT THAT'S SAID ON THAT HATE SHOW THE FUCKING POLITICALLY CORRECT CROWD WOULD DEMAND A PUBLIC HANGING. BUT NATURALLY THESE ASSHOLE WON'T SAY A WORD ABOUT THIS SHOW BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THEIR DOUBLE STANDARD KICKS IN.

ANYTIME I SEE ONE OF THESE IDIOTS WEARING THEIR SIZE 98 PANTS I JUST WANT TO RIP IT OFF THEM AND CHOKE THEM WITH IT!

AND WHERE DID THESE SHIT-FOR-BRAINS LEARN HOW TO SPEAK?????? ANYTIME I HEAR THE WORDS: "MY BAD" IT MAKES ME WANT TO BEAT ONE OF THEM TO DEATH WITH A FUCKING DICTIONARY!!!!!!!

THE POINT I'M GETTING AT IS THE MEDIA IS FUCKING ENCOURAGING THIS SHIT. YOU NO LONGER SEE ANY WHITE PEOPLE AT M-TV IT'S LIKE BLAXPLOITATION ALL OVER AGAIN. BUT THIS TIME IT'S THESE STUPID LITTLE WHITE KIDS AND THEIR PARENTS MONEY BEING TARGETED . BACK IN THE 80'S THERE WERE ASSHOLES LIKE THE PMRC GOING AFTER THE METAL CROWD. BUT NOW ALL THESE JERKS ARE SO SCARED OF BEING CALLED THE "R" WORD THAT THEY ALL CLAMED UP!

IF THERE IS ANYTHING POSITIVE TO COME OUT OF THIS WHOLE RAP SHIT IT'S THAT THEY ARE ALL KILLING EACH OTHER AND ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SLAUGHTER!!!!!

NOW HERE IS A RELATED TOPIC THAT IS ON MY ALL-TIME SHITLIST!!!

RAP-METAL

ARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH DO I FUCKING HATE ANY UNTALENTED ASSHOLE WHO CAN'T MAKE IT AS A METAL SINGER AND THEN DECIDES HE IS NOW SUPER WHIGGER AND STARTS RAPPING WITH A METAL BAND IN BACK-UP!!!!!!!!!!

THIS SHIT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE ("I'M THE MAN "BY ANTHRAX). THEN SOME RECORD COMPANY ASSHOLE HAD AN IDEA - LETS COMBINE THIS RAP $HIT WITH SOME OF THE BEST METAL BANDS OUT THERE. WE'LL PUT IT ON A MOVIE SOUNDTRACK (JUDGMENT NIGHT). SO WE CAN EXPLOIT TWO GENRES OF MU$IC AT THE $AME TIME. WELL NOW WE CAN $IGN A$ MANY OF THE$E NO TALENT DIME A DOZEN $TUPID BAND$ A$ PO$$IBLE AFTER ALL THERE WILL ALWAYS BE IDIOT$ OUT THERE WHO'LL THINK THIS I$ COOL!

THOSE IDIOTS NOW INCLUDE TOMMY LEE WHO IN MY OPINION GOT ASS RAPED WHILE IN PRISON AND TURNED INTO THE WHIGGER FROM HELL. WORD IS HE NO LONGER SPEAKS TO HIS OLD FRIENDS FROM THE L.A. BAND ERA AND ONLY ASSOCIATES WITH THE NEW BREED OF UNTALENTED APE WANNA BE MORONS.

DON'T GET ME WRONG THERE WERE SOME BANDS THAT INCORPORATED THIS SOUND INTO THEIR MUSIC AND THE RESULTS WERE BRILLIANT. FOR EXAMPLE: FAITH NO MORE'S FIRST TWO ALBUMS WERE GREAT AND SO WAS THE BEASTIE BOYS LICENSE TO ILL. BUT UNFORTUNATELY BOTH THOSE BANDS CAME DOWN WITH A.B.S. (ALTERNATIVE BAND SYNDROME) . THEY STARTED TAKING THEMSELVES TOO FUCKING SERIOUSLY AND WENT ON TO MAKE SHITTY MUSIC.

MY GOD IF THERE IS ONE FUCKING BAND THAT I TRULY LOATH IT'S SHIT AGAINST THE MACHINE. THOSE NO TALENT COMMIE FAGGOTS MAN WOULD I JUST LOVE TO INTRODUCE MY FRIEND MR. LOUIS V. SLUGGER TO ALL THEIR SKULLS!!!!!!

(TELL ME THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY BELONG ON WARNING LABEL FOR A.Z.T.)

9/3/00

MY FUCKING GOD WHERE DID THIS IDIOT COME FROM?? IS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE THE ULTIMATE WHITE GANGSTA RAPPER?? MY FRIGGEN 94 Y/O GRANDMOTHER COULD KICK HIS ASS WITH HER WALKER TIED BEHIND HER BACK!!! HOW CAN ANYONE RESPECT THIS LITTLE WHINEY DWEEB? HE TRIES TO COME OUT AS THIS "CRAZY, FUCK WITH ME AND YOU DIE TOUGH GUY" BUT ALL HIS PEEPS ARE BANGING HIS WIFE!! THAT BITCH HAS SEEN MORE COCKS THAN A URINAL AT GRAND CENTRAL STATION.

THIS IDIOT IS NOT ONLY CONSIDERED A JOKE BY PEOPLE WITH MUSICAL TASTE (that's us) BUT HE'S ALSO PISSING OFF THE CURRENT POP CULTURE ICONS BY DISSING THEM IN HIS LYRICS! HOLY SHIT HE'S THE KEVIN DUBROW OF FUCKING RAP!!! THIS IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY!

THE LATEST NEWS WITH THIS JERK WAS THAT HE WAS GONNA HOST THE M-TV AWARDS. NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW CLUELESS M-TV IS....BUT ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MINDS??? ON THE HEELS OF THE "SOURCE RAP MUSIC" AWARDS RIOT. THEY WERE GONNA LET THE MOST DISGRUNTLED RAPPER WHO IS HATED BY ALMOST EVERYBODY GETTING AN AWARD THAT NITE HOST THE FUCKING THING!!!!! THIS GUY EVEN HAS THREATS COMING FROM THE BOY BANDS. THAT CHRISTINA CHICK WANTS TO KICK HIM IN THE NUTS. AND HALF THE GANGSTA WANT TO CAP HIS ASS! NOW IF THIS WAS A MARKETING PLOY BY M-TV TO GET PEOPLE TO WATCH THEIR SHOW IT WORKED 'CAUSE I DIDN'T MISS THIS FOR ANYTHING! MY BOYCOTT WAS SUSPENDED FOR TWO HOURS. HOPING THAT SOMETHING REALLY STUPID WOULD HAPPEN. SO THAT SOME OF THE "HIP" PARENTS WHO WATCH THIS TRASH WITH THEIR KIDS WILL SEE THIS RAP CULTURE FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH. BUT INSTEAD THEY LOST THEIR BALLS AND GOT THE WAYANS BROS TO HOST AND THE SHOW TURNED OUT TO BE THE WORST BOMBING SINCE HIROSHIMA!

BUT THEN AGAIN NO-TALENT AND RAP GO HAND IN HAND.

EXAMPLES:

  1. WHEN DID YOU EVER HEAR A RAP SONG WITH ORIGINAL MUSIC?
  2. SINCE WHEN IS A RECORD PLAYER A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT?
  3. HOW CAN YOUR I.Q. BE LESS THAN THE NUMBER OF TEETH IN YOUR MOUTH?(6)
  4. I DON'T CARE IF YOU CALL THIS GARBAGE "CROSSOVER" OR "RAP-CORE" IT IS STILL SHIT!!!!!!

LIKE I SAID BEFORE THIS SHIT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE, AND THAT'S WHAT IT'LL ALWAYS BE,

"A BIG FUCKING JOKE"!!!

I'M NOW PROUD TO SAY THAT THIS PAGE HAS GENERATED MORE HATE MAIL THAN ALL MY OTHER PAGES COMBINED!!!!!