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June is Villainy History Month. Did you know, for instance, that one
of the earliest megamaniacal supervillains, Genghis Khan, possessed
superhuman strength and agility due to exposure to a jade meteorite?
Or that the first modern obvious and accessible self-destruct device
was installed by Napoleon Bonaparte at Château de Malmaison
in 1799? Or that America's first African-American Supervillain, Freeky
Da Pimp, liked to wear women's shoes? There is so much lore and tradition
to supervillainy that is denied to the general public.
June 2003 marks Step 10 of Phase 2 of Project Glassy Desert, which
is itself Phase XVIII of our Master Plan for Global Domination. Nice
to see the Israeli-Arab Conflict flaring up right on schedule. If
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Some of you have wondered if we ship to the United Kingdom. You probably
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