Wonder how The Simpsons got the ideas of Bart's prank calls? In the mid 1980's prank call bootlegs (aka the Tube Bar Tapes) circled around America. The tapes were created by two guys named John Elmo and Jim Davidson (aka the Bum Bar Bastards) who would document their calls to a bar in Jersey City, New Jersey named the "Tube Bar". Asking for people like, "Al Coholic" and, "Ben Dover", the bartender, Red, would pick up the phone and ask aloud for these fictional people. -Information provided from The Simpsons Folder

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7G01 - Some Enchanted Evening
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Bart: Hello, is Al there? 
Moe: Al? 

Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name, Koholic. 

Moe: Let me check. Phone call for Al. Al Koholic. Is there an Al Koholic here? 

(barflies laugh) 

Moe: Wait a minute.. Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
7G01 - Some Enchanted Evening
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Bart: Is Oliver there? 
Moe: Who? 

Bart: Oliver Klozoff (Clothesoff) 

Moe: Hold on I'll check. 

Moe: Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff.
7G03 - Homer's Odyssey
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Moe: Moe's Tavern 
Bart: Is Mr. Freely there? 

Moe: Who? 

Bart: Freely. First initials, I.P. 

Moe: Hold on, I'll check. (calls out) Is I.P. Freely here?  I.P. Freely?
7G06 - Moaning Lisa
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Bart: Is Jacques there? 
Moe: Who? 

Bart: Jacques, Last name Strap. 

Moe: Hold on. (Calling out) Jacques Strap! Hey, guys, I am looking for a Jacques Strap!
7F11 - One Fish, Two Fish, Blow Fish, Blue Fish
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Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern birthplace of the Rob Ray. 
Bart: Is Seymore there? Last name, Butts. 

Moe: Just a sec. (calling out) Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymore Butts? Hey, everybody. I wanna Seymore Butts! 

Moe: (catching on) Hey, wait a minute.  Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket.  When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew.
7F15 - Principal Charming
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Bart: Hello. Is Homer here? 
Moe: Homer who? 

Bart: Homer Sexual. 

Moe: Wait one second, let me check. (to the bar) Homer Sexual. Ah, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta to be Homer Sexual. 

Moe: Oh no, you rotten littlepunk!  If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
7F22 - Blood Fred
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Bart: Uh, yea hello.  Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch. 
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch!  Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
8F02 - Treehouse of Horror II
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Moe: Moe's Tavern.  Holdon, I'll check....  Hey everybody!  I'm a stupid moron with an agly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
8F08 - Flaming Moe's
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Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine.  Last name Jass, first name Hugh. 
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. (To crowd) Hugh Jass.  Hey, I wanna Hugh Jass.  Oh, somebody check the men's roon for a Hugh Jass. 

(A man approaches Moe.) 

Hugh: Hello, I am Hugh Jass. 

Moe: Telephone. 

(Moe hands Hugh the receiver.) 

Hugh: Hello. this is Hugh Jass. 

Bart: Uh, hi. 

Hugh: Who's this? 

Bart: Bart Simpson. 

Hugh: What can I do for you,Bart? 

Bart: Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister.  This is a crank call that sorta backfired and I'd like to bail out right now. 

Hugh: All right. Better luck next time.
8F09 - Burns VerkaufenDer Hraftwerk
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Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. 
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. O'Problem? First name, Bea. 

Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check.  Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem!  Come on guys, do I have a bea O'Problem here? 

Barney: You sure do! 

Moe: Oh... It's you, isn't it!  Listen, you.  When I get a hold of you, I'm going to touse you head for a bucket and paint my house with you brains!
9F06 - New Kid on the Block
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(Moe answers the phone atthe bar.) 
Moe: Hey, just a sec, I'll check. 

(to everyone) Amanda Huggenkiss. Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss!  Why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss? 

Barney: Maybe your standards are too high! 

Moe: You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
9F06 - New Kid on the Block
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Laura: Hello, I'd like to talk to Ms. Tinkle.  First name... Ivana. 
(Moe has the phone to hisear at the bar.) 

Moe: Ivana Tinkle.  Justa sec.  Ivana Tinkle?  Ivana Tinkle!  Alright everybody, put down your glasses- Ivana Tinkle!
3F14 - Homer the Smithers
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Mr. Burns: I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Waylon. 
Moe: Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Waylon, is it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants,so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!
3F17 - Bart on the Road
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Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura. 
Moe: Eura Snotball? 

Homer: What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!
2F19 - The PTA Disbands
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Moe (not at Moe's): OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present"or "here". Ah, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath? 
(the children laugh 

Moe: All right, settle down. Anita Bath here? 

(The kids laugh even more.) 

Moe: All right, fine, fine. Ah, Maya Buttreeks? 

(The kids continue to roar.) 

Moe: Hey, hey, what are you laughing at, what? Oh, oh, I get it. 

It's my big ears, isn't it kids? (breaking down) Well, children, I can't help that.
CABF20 - Homer the Moe
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Homer: Mmyellow!
Bart: Uh, yeah I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger, first name Ollie.
Homer: Oh Bart! My first prank call, what do I do?
Bart: Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger.
Homer: I don't get it.
Bart: Yell out O'll-Eat-A-Booger.
Homer: What's the gag?
Bart: Oh... forget it!