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MST3k's Bill Corbett & Mike Nelson
A dialogue (part 2)

TribGuru: Wait for it...

TribGuru: Working on getting shred to answer me.

TribGuru: Chat is still open in #auditorium and the simulcast chat is still available in #mst3k.

shred: Well, we've finally got Bill here.

BillCorbett: hello?

BillCorbett: Cripes!

BillCorbett: What a drag.

shred: It's our little cul-de-sac on the Infobahn.

shred: If you've got a question for Mr. C, tell me.

BillCorbett: Hi everyone, sorry you had to wait

BillCorbett: Kevin's off chatting somewhere else

shred: I'll probably give you voice so you can ask it yourself, and then withdraw voice, and so on.

BillCorbett: yeah, what he says!

shred: if someone wants to go tell #mst3k that we're here, that would be great.

BillCorbett: #mst3k, what a great guy

BillCorbett: hope he makes it

shred: go ahead, invincor

BillCorbett: Invincor!

invincor: Hi Bill. No problem on the wait (shows how popular you really still are). What's everyone doing now that the show's over (for real)?

BillCorbett: Sorter of our props!

invincor: oh gosh, thanks

BillCorbett: I'm making Hopi jewelry

invincor: I didn't even see you there that day yet he knows my nick

BillCorbett: Oh, for real?

BillCorbett: hmm, that's harder

invincor: thanks again for the Darth Vader head from the SOL

BillCorbett: np, invic

BillCorbett: Well...

invincor: it sits under my TV set just the way it used to sit under the hexfield, and now I'll be quiet and let you answer. :)

BillCorbett: Kevin did a bunch of travelling, as did Mary Jo

shred: MST3Claye, go ahead

BillCorbett: Paul's saving baseball in Minnesota

MST3Claye: There are a lot of wrestling references in the show.. past episodes.. Who is the wrestling fan?

BillCorbett: Actualy Kevin and Mike and I got a small office and are just starting to think of some new stuff

BillCorbett: The wrestling fan? Tim Johnson, our accountant

MST3Claye: Ah.. Thanks for answering! We'll miss the show alot!

BillCorbett: I 'm trying to convince Kevin to become a pro wrestler

shred: CJS3, ask a question...

BillCorbett: Thanks Claye, we'll miss doing it

BillCorbett: >sniff!<

BillCorbett: CJ?

CJS3: Dear Mr. Corbett: Thanks for so many laughs. And I want to ask you a simple question. How long did the observer costume take to prepare?

BillCorbett: we got it down to a quick and nasty science by the end

BillCorbett: Our make-up perosn, Andrea Ducane, refined it to a military precision

shred: BTW, this isn't being transcripted by SCi Fi -- if anyone is getting this, e-mail it to feedback@scifi.com

BillCorbett: Do what the mans says!

BillCorbett: man(s)?

shred: Roddy, fire away.

BillCorbett: I'm listening to DIABOLIK in the b.g., here

BillCorbett: What were we thinking???

shred: If you want to ask a question, /msg me and I'll add you to the queue

BillCorbett: Lots o mode changin

shred: Roddy, are you there?

BillCorbett: Rowdy Roddy?

Roddy: Hold on. I spilled something on the floor. LOL

shred: palpatine, can you fill in for Roddy?

palpatine: Do you guys hate the Sci-Fi channel now? I mean, should we be boycotting the channel and stuff?

BillCorbett: (Guess I just betrayed who was the real wrestling fan)

Roddy: No, I am not Rowdy Roddy

palpatine: TO ALL YOU LOSERS AT THE SCI-FI CHANNEL WATCHING THIS CHAT: Let's see if enough fans show up to crash your IRC servers when you cancel Sliders.

shred: remember, if you want to ask, send the QUESTION to me, so I can determine if you're illiterate or a total loon or something.

BillCorbett: We're not as fond of the Sci-Fi channel as we once were, before the management was turned over to SATAN

Roddy: Anyway, don't you think Beavis and Butthead is similar to MST3K somehow? One makes fun of movies and the other one makes fun of videos?

BillCorbett: However - IMPORTANT - MST3K predates those little buggers

BillCorbett: you dill weed

BillCorbett: ha ha ha ha ha

BillCorbett: etc.

shred: Glyphic, go for it.

BillCorbett: Can I have my dogs answer the next question?

Glyphic: Hey, Bill. I live in Eden Prairie, and I'm wondering where you guys frequent.

BillCorbett: Eden Prairie? Howdy neighbor

BillCorbett: Unfortunately none of us frequent Eden Prairie anymore

BillCorbett: That's where the office was, but nonew of us lived there

BillCorbett: What's left of BBI has moved to another burb

BillCorbett: We did like Elliots sandwich shop though

shred: AJServo, you're up.

BillCorbett: 'What's left of BBI = Jim, Barb, and Tim Johnson

shred: AJServo?

AJServo: Yep.

shred: got question?

BillCorbett: Anthony Jeremiah Servo, speak up!

AJServo: I was wondering what's gonna happen to the rest of BBI?

BillCorbett: We're burnin pixels, baby

AJServo: Like where's it going as a company?

BillCorbett: It's jail for us, son

AJServo: Co-ool.

BillCorbett: Do you mean the people or the props, etc.?

AJServo: Watch out for dropped soap.

AJServo: People.

AJServo: I know about the props.

BillCorbett: Well, a lot of that is to be decided

BillCorbett: A few of us are just starting to hook up again, after a summer of irresponsible drinking

AJServo: I know unemployment is kinda tough for the entertainment biz.

shred: Erhadrt, dive in at will.

BillCorbett: Kinda commonplace, really! :)

BillCorbett: Hello Brian

BillCorbett: Yes, Hel-lo, Bri-an

Erhardt: Hiya, Bill. I was just wondering: If Sci-Fi or some other channel suddenly asked for an eleventh season, would you guys be willing to do it?

BillCorbett: It's so nice to...

BillCorbett: Ahhh fuhget it

BillCorbett: I think it would bear a little discussion

BillCorbett: But that would have to include things like, well, we'll have to rebuild the whole dang thing

shred: Well, you've still got the shadowrama puppets, right? That's the core of the show, no?

BillCorbett: Nothing was really taken apart after the comedy Central boot

BillCorbett: Yes, true

BillCorbett: I think I'd be pretty eager

BillCorbett: But my colleaguesd who've done ten + years?

shred: jfelix, ask away.

BillCorbett: maybe a tougher decision

JFelix: I'd first like to say that today's LA TIMES calander section had an article on tony Zarandast. the guy who did werewolf. he's worth 2.3 billion! he's trying to get distribution on his new film which includes necrophillia. My question is, will the MST3K Movie ever come in a special edition with the cut scenes including the first ending?

BillCorbett: wow, big ass question!

BillCorbett: I'll be back in five minutes, once I've read it

BillCorbett: that would be a question for Jim Mallon, bud

JFelix: d'oh...

BillCorbett: sorry, JOscar

BillCorbett: JFelix!

JFelix: did you read the TV Guide article? that was pretty inaccurate...

BillCorbett: i'm always charmed by any question which includes the word "necrophilia", though

shred: pangoat, you've been waiting patiently.

pangoat: The final episode was great - hated to see it end. Question:Will your brain be up for grabs on Ebay?

BillCorbett: Mike's article, you mean?

shred: to the 100 people who just showed up:

BillCorbett: I'm afriad all sales-related questions are more for Jim Mallon, he IS Best Brains at this point

shred: send your question to me, and if it's ok I'll give you voice to ask it yourself, if we can get to it

shred: EvilCow -- let's hear it.

BillCorbett: Personally I think the Brain should be donated to the Smithsonian

BillCorbett: As anb ashtry or somethin'

EvilCow: <shred> to the 100 people who just showed up:

EvilCow: <BillCorbett> I'm afriad all sales-related questions are more for Jim Mallon, he IS Best Brains at this point

EvilCow: <shred> send your question to me, and if it's ok I'll give you voice to ask it yourself, if we can get to it

EvilCow: *** shred sets mode: +v EvilCow

EvilCow: <shred> EvilCow -- let's hear it.

EvilCow: whoops!!!

EvilCow: Any chance that mst3k will show up in syndication?

BillCorbett: Wow, a hundred people just WALKED IN!

shred: 120,actually

BillCorbett: scared

BillCorbett: mommy

shred: you're scared -- suddenly I've got a 120 questions at once!

BillCorbett: hello?

BillCorbett: this thing on? (Tap, tap)

shred: EvilCow, did you ask?

EvilCow: Any chance that mst3k will show up in syndication with reruns?

shred: they announced it?

shred: uh oh, I'm not set up for REAL moderation.

BillCorbett: Again, I think i'm the wrong person to ask business related question, my friends

BillCorbett: so sorry

BillCorbett: I'd just be guessing

BillCorbett: I am but a humble pupeteer

shred: SaucyJack, you're up

BillCorbett: and occasional drag queen

BillCorbett: Saucy!

SaucyJack: How will we be able to make contact with you and the former brains now?

BillCorbett: Oh, we got each others' phone #'s and all :)

BillCorbett: Oh, how will YOU!

BillCorbett: Sorry, misunderstood

BillCorbett: god question

BillCorbett: good, too

BillCorbett: Can't tell you yet

shred: IronF, play nice now...

BillCorbett: sorry, i'm a fount of no information tonight!

Ironf: What celebs have you wanted to riff on, but never got the opportunity?

BillCorbett: Tom Poston

BillCorbett: That f***ing HACK!

BillCorbett: no...

BillCorbett: I've always wanted to smack Dick Cavett around

shred: MaxField, give it a tumble

BillCorbett: Um, dare I say Adam Sandler?

BillCorbett: It's almost too obvious at thiis point though :)

BillCorbett: That creep Hume Cronyn would be a nice target

shred: Max?

BillCorbett: k/j

shred: ok, next

BillCorbett: Max? Do you have your little makeshift antlers on?

BillCorbett: kidding/just

shred: a1a?

BillCorbett: Allah?

shred: Amy had a nice puppet question. Amy?

BillCorbett: Anyone? Any other questions I can't answer for you?

BillCorbett: I know nothing about nice puppets

shred: hey, gang, please pay attention -- no faiir sending me a question then dozing off when your name is called!

BillCorbett: yeah! zzzzzzzzzzzzz.... what?

shred: Mew, how 'bout you?

Mew: Bill, thanks a lot. I met my husband through the show.

BillCorbett: Really? How?

BillCorbett: Convention?

Mew: We met in the internet chat room.

BillCorbett: Kewl

Mew: Got together 2 years kater.

BillCorbett: I...think

BillCorbett: :)

TribGuru: Bill, is THIS your Mike Nelson?

BillCorbett: Congrats

Mew: hehe

BillCorbett: Que?

mikenelson: This is me. I'm real, I can Identify all of Bill's moles.

PumaMan: How long did it take to get into the Observer make up?

shred: PuMAman?

mikenelson: Bill, I'm here.

BillCorbett: OMG!

PumaMan: PUMA MAN!

BillCorbett: TV"s Mike Nelson!

mikenelson: Help me, man, throw me a rope!

TribGuru: shred is our moderator; I am your local diety.

maxfield: it'd be nice to have a voice =)

BillCorbett: Want some blue corn chips, Mike?

shred: wowee, we're keeping everyone up past their bedtime.

mikenelson: The server whipped my ass like a mule.

TribGuru: Ask shred all the questions for Mike and Bill, please.

BillCorbett: It completely bitch slapped me before I got on here

TribGuru: Your mule is showing, Mike.

shred: maxfield, I believe you DO have voice.

BillCorbett: Shh, don't tell him!

maxfield: sorry guys, maxfield is a female =)

BillCorbett: Maxfield? Majoring in medicine?

maxfield: nope. Fan of Maxfield Parrish, the painter.

shred: Everyone PLEASE slow down.

BillCorbett: Mike, some Soba juice?

Nashville: Bill - Best Brains have any plans to set up a freestanding website where we could keep tabs on what's up? I'd hate to think of MST3K reviving on UPN, for example, and not hearing about it.

mikenelson: No, some sobe noodles, though please.

BillCorbett: No plans, Nashville with aTan

shred: hey, either of you guys hear from MJ or Paul?

mikenelson: As a matter of fact, Moesha and Mst are teaming up for a new show.

BillCorbett: Btu who knows what's gonna happen

BillCorbett: The Satellite of Moesha

shred: they were having trouble connecting too.

mikenelson: Frank, Trace and Joel can, and often do, buy and sell my ass.

mikenelson: When are we gonna talk about tennis?

shred: MaTTo, go.

MaTTo: ike, do you have any other show ideas for a television series?

BillCorbett: It's been bought and sold so often, Mike! Tch!

BillCorbett: Shame

BillCorbett: Answer the question, Ike!

mikenelson: This question is for Ike, but he's been dead many years now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

mikenelson: Actually, I was serious about Moesha. Is it now sell-able?

BillCorbett: (Homer voice:) Lousy abuser of Tina Turner...

mikenelson: Now should be "not"

mikenelson: I'msorry

shred: AlienJ, you're on.

mikenelson: I have a question for Bill. Bill, when can we expect to see a great tasting low fat muffin?

mikenelson: Bill, don't dodge the question.

BillCorbett: Mike, want a big fistful of wasabi?

AlienJ: Mike, are you gonna keep writing for Home Theater? I read your stuff first thing every issue... I love it!

mikenelson: Bill....come on.

shred: AlienJ?

BillCorbett: next Tuesday, at aprox. 2:47 PM, Mike

mikenelson: Do you have anything more pungent and Japenesy?

BillCorbett: I only get to Mike's column every I've read EVERY capsule review of EVERY SINGLE SPEAKER in existence

BillCorbett: the word every? In my belabored joke?

BillCorbett: should be "after"

BillCorbett: I fall on my mouse and die in shame

mikenelson: Thanks, AlienJ. I plan on writing for them for awhile, then I'm over to The Movement and Storage...

mikenelson: of vicous liquids.

BillCorbett: Liquids ARe vicious, aren't they?

Fragraham: Are there any hard feelings about the cancelation of mst3k?

BillCorbett: God, what they said about me last night!

BillCorbett: Rrrrroowwrrr!

shred: Fragraham, go

BillCorbett: Feelings, in general, are hard

Fragraham: so you are mad

BillCorbett: What's this? Moisture coming from my eyes?

mikenelson: Oh, there are hard feelings. They'll never a get another puppet/movie/show out of me again!

Fragraham: I would be too

mikenelson: Bill, that moisture's from you ears.

Fragraham: in fact I am mad and so are allot of fans

BillCorbett: The cancellation was always a real possibility

mikenelson: you know, from "you" ears?

BillCorbett: so that in itself doesn't make me furious

BillCorbett: But could they have been more graceful and honest about it?

mikenelson: I just realized I ate four pounds of ham a couple of hours ago! What the hell was I doing?

shred: I hear we're so popular, Kevin's coming here.

BillCorbett: Jah

BillCorbett: Oh no!

BillCorbett: You hear that, Mike?

mikenelson: Yahh, Kevin! (what an idiot)

TribGuru: shhh. He'll hear you.

shred: I hope he brings an actual moderator with him.

BillCorbett: Tcha!

TribGuru: I hope he brings more booze. We're out, dammit.

BillCorbett: Big guy with small puppet, what a waste!

mikenelson: Yeah, I hear. Great. No really, i'm so happy.

mikenelson: I hope he brings beer with him.

BillCorbett: Smaller guy with big puppet = much more respectable

mikenelson: Does any one have a cold doppelbock?

shred: Tsunami-D, ask away

BillCorbett: I hope he brings single malt scotch and some Tofutti

mikenelson: Or a warm weissbier?

Tsunami-D: Will there be a new Amazing Collosal Episode Guide to cover seasons 7-10?

BillCorbett: I'd like a cranberry lambic, please

mikenelson: Or just a sticky pool of dried red white and blue?

BillCorbett: I think it's what you see in the MST3K site, the episode guides

mikenelson: There are no plans for another episode guide, all though I understand there's going to be one for...

mikenelson: San Pedro Beach Bums.

BillCorbett: Don't know if someone (Jim ) will compile it and sell it

mikenelson: I'm excited about the new "We got It Maid" episode guide.

shred: Qbus, go for it

Qbus: did you like the comdey central or the scifi (i liked the old ones better).........they should make a spin off with Torgo from the old shows...would you like to have a ben and jerry ice cream flavor and what whould it be?

Qbus: that all i have to say

BillCorbett: Me, i'm saliviating thinking about the "Blossom" ep guide coming up!

PumaMan: Hey Mike and Bill, my friends and I were thinking of creating our own MST3K, only to Adult Films, do you think it would work?

PumaMan: <PumaMan> I think it would help you 2 feel better if you both joined me in yelling PUMA MAN!!!

BillCorbett: I liked the old CC ones better, the Sci-Fi Crow is intolerable

mikenelson: I preferred the "comdey" central episodes because of the strange spelling..ha ha ha ha ha ha

BillCorbett: Please refer all Adult Film questions to Kevin when he comes in

mikenelson: Puma Man, you frighten me. Please put the gun and the porn down and get some therapy.

shred: napalm, bust a move

napalm: woo! two questions, first, is that Stud comng? and..

napalm: Will there be another complete bot auctioned on ebay? What are you guys doing with the cash?

mikenelson: Like we see a penny from the sale of merchandise!!! What, you think I had an agent??!!

BillCorbett: I'm doing nothing with the cash, as I'm not getting any of it

BillCorbett: I was an employee of BBI, not an owner

mikenelson: I'm basically more screwed than the guys from Gilligan's Island.

BillCorbett: BBI = Jim

mikenelson: I was less than an employee. I was being done a favor working there.

shred: Georgiana, go

BillCorbett: At least you don't have alan Hale Jr. constantly assaulting you with his hat, Mike

GEORGIANA: mike: do you still play DOOM (or any other good FPS games for that matter) and what would it take to get a little 1vs1 goin? ;]

mikenelson: The last scene of the show was taped in a little corner of the writing room, right by a mustard stain.

BillCorbett: I was less thna that! I had to hide the whole time i was there

BillCorbett: I miss our mustard stains

mikenelson: I do now play Doom anymore as it warped my soul and now I'm a hollow killing machine.

BillCorbett: Mike = Death

mikenelson: "now" should read "not". Thank you for your patience.

shred: Akana?

BillCorbett: Drop dead, Mike!

BillCorbett: Oh...patience....yes, you're welcome

mikenelson: from not on now will be not and not will be now from not on.

shred: Akane, even?

shred: By the way, guys, if we can get 5 bucks a head from the almost 300 people in this room for you guys to come here and make fun of movies on TV every Sunday, we could be making some serious money

BillCorbett: Want some brisket and Texas toast, Mike?

BillCorbett: Mike, your last sentence was SO Gertrude Stein

Akane: Anything you two want to go on record with concerning your coworkers?

shred: If you want your question asked, pray to the diety of your choice that I happen to notice your name from amongst the 100s of comments passing by my screen.

BillCorbett: OK, FINALLY! The DISH:

BillCorbett: Mary Jo is made of fiberglass

BillCorbett: Paul eats metal things

BillCorbett: There are actually 15 Kevins

mikenelson: What about Courier's back hand, vulnerable to a flatter server, or what?

mikenelson: She's way manlier than I, Bill.

mikenelson: My coworkers? They would have had to have worked to be my coworkers! those piece of @#$^^@#$%!!!

mikenelson: )(*^^)(*^%%_* son of a )()66P*((%*%)(*^0 foul rotten )(^Y)()(*&)

Akane: Anything you two want to go on record with concerning your coworkers?

shred: deity, even

TribGuru: If you want your question asked, ask me because I just have lots of boxes to sort.

mikenelson: Bill stores helium in his basement and sells it a premium to foreigners.

shred: ok, NOT an invitation to spamtor, honest.

TribGuru: Don't ask shred. Shred angry. Shred turns green and goes into syndication.

shred: spam moderator

BillCorbett: Mike is a network of super-intelligent worms, who painted themselves very cleverly

BillCorbett: hee hee, ca-ching!!!

mikenelson: Paul wear rubber gloves when he working with alkalines.

BillCorbett: Patrick is really Shecky Greene

mikenelson: I steal peoples pocket lint and shape it into busts of Boyd Gaines head.

shred: Derek, ask away

BillCorbett: (Pretty good ones, too...)

mikenelson: Mary Jo uses a balloon whisk to eat soup with.

Derek: Mike do you still keep in contact with Trace?

BillCorbett: I tend to fall in love with beach chairs

mikenelson: Actually, it's been a while since I've talked to him, but I hear of his comings and goings through Josh or frank

shred: Derek?

mikenelson: I'm really just too lazy to call him.

mikenelson: I do talk to Tracy Chapman on a regular basis. She's got a FAST car! Man.

shred: JimL2, you're up

BillCorbett: You still keep in contact with Tim Conway, Mike?

JimL2: Is writing for...oh, let's say "America's Funniest Videos" beneath you?

mikenelson: I'm more in touch with Harvey. But he keeps laughing at me.

BillCorbett: I talk almost EVERY DAY to Bobby Sherman

BillCorbett: Oh sacred Guru of the Tributaties!

mikenelson: Jim, if they asked me to do it AFHV for $300 a week, I'd be there so fast. Unless American Gladiators...

mikenelson: called first.

BillCorbett: Tributaries?

BillCorbett: there

shred: and don't just wave your hand asking for voice, I gotta see a question to know if you've got the goods.

BillCorbett: AFHV = WAY above me

shred: bobs, go

BillCorbett: You packin' a question, or what?

mikenelson: Studs 2: I'm all over it.

BillCorbett: Mike, you talk to Hans Conreid lately?

bobs: What's next for BBI? Any ideas or taking suggestion

bobs: s

mikenelson: Bobs, honey?

mikenelson: Bobs, sweetie.

BillCorbett: BBI does not exist!

BillCorbett: Except as a company that sells MST stuff now

BillCorbett: We're no longer employed there

BillCorbett: I heard the siren song of KFC

mikenelson: I plan on drinking a quart and a half of Old Cabinstill every day, until my back brace is old and very....

mikenelson: very, yellow.

BillCorbett: "X-tra Krunchy...X-tra Crnuchy..."

Moocow1: Mike, which of all the impressions you did was your favorite? (I loved your PBS and pianist impressions myself)

shred: Mr Happy, you're up.

mikenelson: Actually, If we get our crap together, we should be pitching new shows anytime now.

MrHappy: What summer movie would you have wished you could tear into had you the chance to do another Summer Blockbuster Review?

MrHappy: Also, Bill, would you have really liked to been able to tear into Airport with George Kennedy like you mentioned in your GIST chat?

mikenelson: Moocowl, I think my favorite impression was jack Perkins, 'cause I actually got to meet him. He was a ...

mikenelson: great guy. And very tall. I like that in a man.

Moocow1: and such a good sport!

shred: I see the George Kennedy fans are out in force. ;)

BillCorbett: For Summer Blockbuster: NOTTING HILL

mikenelson: I think my favorite impression was MY NEW BOOK COMING OUT NEXT MAY!

mikenelson: sorry, lost control there.

Moocow1: You guys did a great job, and thanks for your decade of great comedy!

mikenelson: Bill, could you pass me the Thuringer?

Moocow1: what's its title?

mikenelson: And some of that honey mustard sauce?

mikenelson: Thanks. Don't be shy with that jello salad either.

BillCorbett: i NEVER said that about George Kennedy, Mr, Happy! That man os a GOD to me.

shred: Jess6, fire at will.

BillCorbett: And did I really do something called a GIST chat? Ewwww...

mikenelson: working title only: Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese.

BillCorbett: Title of Mike's book: COLE SLAW FOR DUMMIES

mikenelson: Bill, can I have some of those marinated mushrooms? thanks.

BillCorbett: Sure!

BillCorbett: Pickled watermelon rind , to wash 'em down?

shred: Glitzi's got a question, but he/she HAS to abide by your answer.

mikenelson: Other possible title: Cash IN You Sad Bastard.

Glitzi: Heyhey! I love you guys, really.. Since ya won't marry me- will you at least give me a name for my new dog?! :D Pretty please?

Glitzi: (Thanks Shred!)

shred: that's the rule. ask away.

mikenelson: Other possible title: Whipping A Dead Horse.

mikenelson: The name for you new dog, glitzi, is Frederick Eatshispoop

BillCorbett: Alternate title for Mike's book: COLE SLAW FOR STUPID, REPHREHENSBILE F****ING IDIOTS

BillCorbett: Dog: John Agar II

mikenelson: Dog: Kick Me When you Feel Bad.

shred: Kevin's here, so you gotta stop talking about him.

BillCorbett: And who said I wouldn't marry you?

mikenelson: Dog to Glitzi, "Can you not hit me, like once? Thanks.

KevinMurphy: Who's talking about me? i'll kill 'em!

mikenelson: I'm married to George Kennedy.

BillCorbett: wow, I sense a presence...

mikenelson: Kevin, can you get me some of your refigerator jelly. Thanks.

BillCorbett: A LARGE presence...

KevinMurphy: right on that, mike

mikenelson: Kevin, do you have any cream? thanks, dear.

BillCorbett: That man who stood to my left for so many years!

KevinMurphy: can I have a sandwich

KevinMurphy: O

shred: but...is the REAL Kevin Murphy?

BillCorbett: We only have tongue left, Kevin

mikenelson: Kevin, honey, you've got toilet paper on your shoe.

KevinMurphy: I'm not the real Kevin Murphy, but I love you Mike!

KevinMurphy: No, I tricked you

KevinMurphy: I'm sorry, forgive me

KevinMurphy: but I love you Mike!!

KevinMurphy: You rule

shred: well, ask a question then. :)

KevinMurphy: and Bill you rule too

KevinMurphy: can I keep tlaking?

BillCorbett: Kevin, there's a Newman's Sockerooni stain on your shirt

mikenelson: It's not funny. there are 3 kevin murphys stalking me.

KevinMurphy: I can pretend to be Kevin, I do a good impression of him

KevinMurphy: He said he would marry me, too, even though I'm a minor

KevinMurphy: Can I make it 4?

shred: Ok, fess up -- you're not the real Mike or Bill either, are you?

KevinMurphy: I enjoy your hair, Mike

KevinMurphy: it's nice

mikenelson: Kevin, can you see me through my window right now?

BillCorbett: Thank you for your interest in my ruling. If you have a question...

mikenelson: I'm the Real Sex 5, actually.

shred: Phish, ask away.

mikenelson: Kevin, stop enjoying anything about me.

Phish: What was your fav. episode you made? and will MST return? what will you all do now?

* mikenelson kicking the back of Kevin's seat. *

BillCorbett: Is it the real Kevin?

TribGuru: Depends. Bill, does Kevin use Bell Atlantic as his ISP?

BillCorbett: Or a Keviwannabe?

BillCorbett: NO

shred: It may be A Kevin Murphy, but it wasn't THE Kevin Murphy.

BillCorbett: Next Kevin!

TribGuru: On your ass, boy.

shred: He didn't konw the secret handshake.

Phish: What was your fav. episode you made? and will MST return? what will you all do now?

TribGuru: Next wannabe: Backstreet Boys.

BillCorbett: Which doesn't even involve hands

BillCorbett: There was a question?

mikenelson: I don't have a favorite episode. Maybe the one where I got paid. I don't know...

BillCorbett: One of my fave: GIANT SPIDER INVASION

BillCorbett: And even though I sucked as Crow back then...

Erhardt: Wasn't that your first episode, Bill?

Erhardt: Never mind.

BillCorbett: (OK, sucked MORE)

BillCorbett: I still have a fondness for LEECH WOMAN

mikenelson: Bridget tells me she liked Girl's Town best.

BillCorbett: No, my first was RETURN OF THE CREATURE

Erhardt: Bill, I meant as writer.

shred: Orange-Bomb, go

BillCorbett: (Black Lagoon)

BillCorbett: My first as a writer was in season six

BillCorbett: ANGEL's REVENGE

Orange-Bomb: Where is Bridget? And is Mike Livin La Vida Loca?

mikenelson: Bill, do you have any more cotto salami over there?

BillCorbett: I just sat in the corner and said filthy things, they seemed to like that

BillCorbett: Just genoa, Mike

BillCorbett: Pepperocini?

mikenelson: Mr. or Mrs. Orange Bomb, I'm not living La Vida Loca, but I do Be-lieve in Life After Love.

mikenelson: (after love...after love...after love....)

BillCorbett: I'm Livin La Vida Achy and Tired

mikenelson: I think we kicked the real Kevin off BTW.

BillCorbett: really?

shred: +v thayer

BillCorbett: ooops

mikenelson: I'm living La Vida foot odor and bad back.

shred: Thayer, go.

thayer: Mr. Corbett, Mr. Nelson, I read on a newsgroup that people are trying to get "MST" as in "to MST a movie" into the dictionary? Are these people nuts?

thayer: and what do you think of scientology?

BillCorbett: Yesterday i was Livin La Vida Urpy for a while

BillCorbett: The answer:

BillCorbett: YES

mikenelson: These people are not nuts. They are, in fact, Batshit insane. It's a distinct difference.

BillCorbett: Oh cripes, who am I to criticize? What do i do with my time?

BillCorbett: Hang around the DQ trading Pokemon cards

mikenelson: I'm afraid my flannel footy pajamas await me. I can stay for one more question. Britt Hume?

BillCorbett: Obsessively arranging my bottle cap collection

thayer: and as for scientology?

BillCorbett: Making gravies an droues that no one will ever eat...

shred: arden, ask now

BillCorbett: and roues... heh heh

BillCorbett: I disturst any religion in which John Travolta is a saint

arden: cool.. i would like to know if you guys have any advice for us misties now that the show is gone.. this being our last fix and all.. its so addicting

arden: and scientoligsts are batshit by the way.

BillCorbett: Red room heroin, lad!

BillCorbett: rum

BillCorbett: d'oh!

BillCorbett: Switch immediately to watching FELICITY, Arden, you won't even be able to tell the difference

thayer: if you ever feel like riffing movies for fun again, just head over to #mst-homegame some night, on the scifi server.

shred: ok, everyone who has been asking questions for the last few minutes, stop. your questions are no good here.

shred: I need new questions. But slowly.

BillCorbett: Gently, lovingly...

shred: Watcher2

BillCorbett: Mike, you still there?

Erhardt: Mike snuck out.

BillCorbett: Want some pickled okra before bed?

BillCorbett: Ahhh, i'm alone!

jasoNic: i asked this to kevin, so i want to see your response too...

jasoNic: did anyone cry after filming 1013?

BillCorbett: sure

BillCorbett: I wept with quiet dignity

Brimley: Bill, any new plays in the works? Maybe some for the MST cast to perform?

BillCorbett: Kevin blubbered and got everyone wet

ice-nine: Ok

BillCorbett: I have in the works called "LOVE'S SATELLITE"

TribGuru: I just dropped all the questions from another IRC net on accident. Whomever msged me with that stuff, please msg again. Very sorry.

ice-nine: Bill, do you think Bonnie Hammer is mentally challenged or just overly businees oriented?

BillCorbett: Actually, only new plays are in pretty embryonic form

TribGuru: Carry on, mischief and mayhem.

shred: -v ice-nine

* ice-nine thanks BBI. *

BillCorbett: I just know when i met her I said "Please Hammer don't hurt us"

BillCorbett: But she did.

BillCorbett: you're welcome ice-nine

BillCorbett: About five more minutes? I gotta walk my dogs

shred: Bill, we're getting a lot of questions about BBI. For those who missed the earlier part, would you clarify the whole BBI thing?

BillCorbett: They make me pay when I don't

BillCorbett: OK

BillCorbett: In a nutshell:

BillCorbett: We were always called the Brains, and I think we referred to ourselves as that at times

BillCorbett: But some of us were owners, some not

BillCorbett: Really, by far the main owner of BBI is Jim Mallon

BillCorbett: Joel has / had a piece of it too

BillCorbett: The rest of us were employees

BillCorbett: I think Kevin and Mike had some minor part, but

BillCorbett: for the most part, it's a company owned by Jim

shred: That should clear up a lot of post-MST3K confusion. Thanks.

shred: Cornjob, you had a question.

BillCorbett: whew!

Cornjob: hehe yah, a silly one... Bill did you get to keep a Crow for yourself to play with?

shred: We've only got time for a couple more, alas.

BillCorbett: I would have like d to, but no

Cornjob: and thanks for all your hard work... it's really helped many of us out when we were down.

BillCorbett: I miss him... >sob!<

BillCorbett: aw shucks, it was an absolute pleasure

shred: Gare?

Gare: Bill... thanks for everything. We all love you.

Gare: And Bonnie Hammer bites me.

BillCorbett: Oh, gosh (blsuhing...embarrassed...)

Gare: Bye BBI!

shred: hey now -- wasn't there a question in there ?

Gare: Oh yeah...what's next for you guys??

BillCorbett: I want to thank you all for your devotion to the show over the years

BillCorbett: No definite plans yet, except Kevin and Miek and I have just started to put our heards together

BillCorbett: umm, heads

BillCorbett: Also, personally -thanks for all the nice feedback / encouragement when I took over Crow from Trace

shred: MSTAnon?

MSTAnon: What kind of props specifically did you or the other Brains swipe before leaving?

MSTAnon: Oh, and GO PACKERS!!!

MSTAnon: www.msties.com Sorry, couldn't help myself. ;)

BillCorbett: Trace is a bona fide comic genius, so i was a bit nervous, but your messages helped, thank you!

BillCorbett: I stole a # 2 pencil

BillCorbett: Brand new! Hee hee!

BillCorbett: Patrick gave me the Crow model from the Gumby short sketch, I appreciated that


shred: It's getting kind of late, even in the Central time zone.

BillCorbett: Yeah

BillCorbett: Gotta close down

shred: Is there a place fans can go -- online or elsewhere -- to get news about you or the others?

BillCorbett: we'll make sure there is

BillCorbett: Probably best bet for now is Satellite News

Erhardt: Thank you, Bill.

BillCorbett: (Thank you, Chris & Brian)

BillCorbett: It was great spending this time with you, everyone

shred: And thanks, Bill (and Mike, wherever you are now) for putting up with our worst Internet nightmare.

Erhardt: That's at http://www.mst3kinfo.com for those who don't know.

TribGuru: Thanks for your time, Bill.

BillCorbett: I can't thank you enough

shred: Please pass my apologies on to Paul and Mary Jo when you see them tomorrow morning at the Unemployment Office.

BillCorbett: yes!

BillCorbett: Good bye, friends, bless you all!

shred: Any final words before parting?

BillCorbett: Hi-Keeba?

BillCorbett: Before my time, I guess

shred: Hi-Keeba!

BillCorbett: :)

TribGuru: Hari kari!

TribGuru: erm.

TribGuru: Shoot.

shred: We're gonna go unmoderated, which will probably crash everything all to pieces again.

BillCorbett: Keep the MST spirit alive - don't take life too seriously!

TribGuru: Unmoderated chat can be found in #auditorium, folks.

BillCorbett: That's about as philisopical as I get :)

BillCorbett: BYE!

TribGuru: Feel free to pile on into #auditorium to keep this going all night long.

TribGuru: The disco ball is spinning and the love is flowing.

TribGuru: Good night, Bill!

shred: thanks to all of you for putting up with our server troubles, and my apologies too to anyone I snapped at. this wasn't how I planned my Sunday. :)

Erhardt: Thanks, Bill, shred and TribGuru!

BillCorbett: Good night, you're very welcome, my pleasure

BillCorbett: Nice spending time with you all on this last-show night

BillCorbett: Bye friends

BillCorbett: ;)

shred: You can chat freely by typing /join #auditorium.