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  More Great Poetry :D
Submitted by cp on Wednesday, October 1, 2003 - 09:21
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So check out this. Especially 4am Ramblings or whatever it is called. Lol, I wouldn't be caught dead submitting real poetry to the poetry section.

 
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  http://dev.iluo.net/images/oldladyhat.jpg This lady is......
Submitted by cp on Wednesday, October 1, 2003 - 07:27
Bizarre
 

Senile
Fashionable
My Aunty Elsa
Disguised and on the run from the retirement village
Are those black things part of the hat?

 
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  You say "Bison", I say "Buffalo", you say "Tomato", I say "Tomato", "Potato", Potato", let's call the whole thing off
Submitted by cp on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 07:35
Chris is Bored
 

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  Warped and Twisted
Submitted by cp on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 07:35
Poetry
 

Warped and Twisted

Harsh words & violent blows
Hidden secrets nobody knows
Eyes are open, hands are fisted
Deep inside I'm warped & twisted
...

 
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  Badger badger.
Submitted by sa on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 06:32
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Badger badger badger badger.

Mushroom mushroom.

 
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  Goth Poetry
Submitted by cp on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 07:26
Poetry
 

Just what you need: a goth poetry generator.


"Do you want to write really bad poetry, but just don't have the time? Are you too busy putting on makeup and fishnets to think up some really terrible prose? Does your manufactured angst seem not quite angsty enough? We here at the Tiesel Haxan Experience feel your pain. BUT, you need worry no more, as you too can now write truly abysmal poems with but the click of a mouse! Ladies and gentlemen, the Goth Poem Generator is here to help you. Down below, a simple little bit of gothyness. If you don't find that it fits your tastes, why, hit the appropriate link and another will be forthcoming! Not only does it save time, but it's really stupid too. And that's all anyone needs."

 
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  teh olden days' people being stupid
Submitted by cp on Monday, September 22, 2003 - 06:43
Chris is Bored
 

There is a story that in the early days of color television, someone pulled off a successful scam selling kits that claimed to upgrade existing black and white TVs to display a color picture. This was done using a bit of plastic that fitted over the TV screen and tinted the top third of the display blue, the middle green, and the bottom brown, on the assumption that most things in life have sky at the top, trees in the middle, and soil underneath. It wasn't the most robust solution, and I suspect the people who bought this kit were not terribly happy, but it would have worked OK for a few carefully chosen images!

Is it just me, or were people stupider in the olden days?

 
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  Coolest Game
Submitted by cp on Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 09:02
Software
 

So, found the coolest game ever (Again).

http://www.sodaplay.com/

So freeform in structure. Slight lack of limbs, I reckon that one should be able to add pre built limbs/weights/skeletons/bones to the model. Then it would be, without a doubt, the best game ever. Oh, and stair dismount people have a truck dismount also. Not nearly as good as stair dismount. Can make truck jump and person get hurt, and stuff.

http://jet.ro/dismount/

Fisix is cool! It ubersjoo.

 
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  Panda & Bunny Snuff Porn (Or Something...)
Submitted by sa on Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 00:14
Bizarre
 

"Mad Lovers" has the tag-line "erotic violence & cute", and features pictures of cartoon pandas and bunnies.

Cartoon pandas and bunnies getting killed, a lot of the time. Or floating inside inflated condoms. Or doing who knows what with a pair of inflatable breasts. Strange and disturbing, oddly compelling, sometimes beautiful.

 
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  A Duck By Any Other Name...
Submitted by sa on Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 00:14
 

Walt Disney characters have different names in different languages. In Swedish, "Musse Pigg" for "Mickey Mouse"; the Germans are treated to the evil-sounding "Ahörnchen und Behörnchen" over "Chip 'n' Dale".

The English names seem bland by comparison to these exotic appellations.

 
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