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{Thursday, June 26, 2003}

 
THE 3 FAT MEN went out of town lat night with our local drag queens GIRT and DAZY i bet that was a sight to see. GIRT and DAZY allways wear shocking clothes and the THE FAT MEN was wearing there shorts due to the hot weather in the uk what a sight they look and i bet GIRT paid for that lot. our local hooker ROSY was doing good buisness in wetherspoons last night up stairs giving blow jobs for 25 half price normally to what she normally charges. one old man of 97 shot his neighbour because of the old man was playing his bon jovie music to loud. what is bedworth coming to.

song for today
THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD
BY THE BEATLES
posted by martyn 9:25 AM


{Monday, June 23, 2003}

 
In the liberal club last night it was a lesbian festival 45 lesbians was dancing the night away. they was also showing there strap on cocks these lesbians all had shaved heads and were 6 ft tall. kissing all night. well it was a lesbian night after all. our local drag queens GIRT and DAZY went to have a look but they said it did not turn them on one little bit. one lesbian shouted abuse at GIRT he just got is knuckledusters on and punched the lesbian in the face. the dykes face exploded with blood everywhere there is one lesbian not going to make fun of GIRT again.

todays song
MONY MONY
BY TOMMYJAMES AND THE SHONDELLES
posted by martyn 7:45 AM


{Saturday, June 07, 2003}

 
GONE FOR A SHIT IN BEDWORTH PARK
WILL BE BACK
9TH JUNE 1962
SONG FOR TODAY
DAYDREAM BELIVER
BY THE MONKESS
posted by martyn 7:42 AM


{Friday, June 06, 2003}

 
Another lesbian night in wetherspoons last night, and our local lesbian couple was there BILL and BEN , and our local priest seems to enjoy the dykes night out FATHER FLAT HAT seems very interested in the lesbians strap on cocks. he just cannot take is eyes of them i think he lived a very sheltered life untill he met our local hooker ROSY he loves a blow job yes the dykes was really enjoying thereselves. showing all sorts of strap on cocks and all sizes as well. vibrators was on show whips and all sorts of sex toys FATHER FLAT HAT even had a good look at the strap on cocks. but his girlfriend ROSY, kept him in order.

Our local drag queens GIRT and DAZY seemed facinated by the lesbians as well, even GIRT had a good look at the sex toys that was there. THE 3 FAT MEN was in GUNGA DINS resturant. having another large curry again. and the loudness of the farts what they was doing shocked GUNGA DIN he thought there was motorbykes going bye. WAN KING who was also in wetherspoons he got talking to a 6ft 4inches tall lesbian and he was telling her about his fish and chip shop. the lesbian said her and the other dykes will be down for a few bags of chips later. good old WAN KING.

song for today
I AM THE WALRUS
BY THE BEATLES
posted by martyn 7:21 AM


{Thursday, June 05, 2003}

 
Our local hooker ROSY who lives with our local priest FATHER FLAT HAT has turned the house into a full time brothel, and when FATHER FLAT HAT as gone preaching is shit. the experianced HOOKERS go to work. and boy do the punters flock in they are like sheep one bye one, and ROSY charges 50 for a blow job and 50 for a hand job, and 100 for the full monty and ROSY does not pay any taxes fair play to her, our local drag queens GIRT and DAZY was in the liberal club and they were showing all the frilly knickers what they have bought. to there fellow drag queens. all normal people walk out when they come in.

WAN KING was telling FU KING about the attempted robbery at his fish and chip shop he said i would have blown them away he as now got 1 large machette behind the counter, just in case of anybody trying it on. even FU KING who lives with his boyfriend CHARLIE MUGGINS and THE 3 FAT MEN, allways keeps a shot gun by his bed, for protection yes bedworth is a tough place to live in.

SONG FOR TODAY
MY SWEET LORD
BY GEORGE HARRISON MBE
posted by martyn 3:05 PM


{Wednesday, June 04, 2003}

 
Another attempted robbery in bedworth yesterday, this time it was at WAN KINGS fish and chip shop but WAN KING was in the shop at the time, the robber fled when WAN KING pulled a 12 bore shot gun out. and WAN KING would have blasted the robber away. thats 23 robberys so far this month and its only june the 4th also THE VICAR as had his lead flashing stolen again thats 4 times this year. he just hopes it does not rain. untill he gets it replaced. our local hooker ROSY was giving one of her blow jobs behind the old post office last night GOLD FINGER [ mr drugs]was enjoying it.

FU KING last night did a large meal for THE 3 FAT MEN at home and they enjoyed it. they had 4 extra large steaks each, and 4 puddings as well then they had 14 packets of crisps each THE 3 FAT MEN no how to eat. in wetherspoons last night there was a big fight going on. 2 men was fighting with swords. it was getting pretty serious before the police stopped it. once again the sign was put on the front door of wetherspoons. NO GUNS, NO CATERPULTS. NO MACHETTES, NO SAWN OF SHOT GUNS. NO VIBRATORS, NO KNUCLEDUSTERS, NO SWORDS, NO CONDOM SALES MAN, NO FLICK KNIVES, NO RAZOR BLADES, AND NO FARTING ALLOWED. this will not last long i can tell you.

SONG FOR TODAY
FLOWERS IN THE RAIN
BY THE MOVE
posted by martyn 7:23 AM


{Tuesday, June 03, 2003}

 
GONE PICKING THE LITTER UP IN BEDWORTH
WILL BE BACK
JUNE 4TH 1965
SONG FOR TODAY
IT'S ONLY LOVE
BY THE BEATLES
posted by martyn 7:21 AM

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