SHOCKING
NEW SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE:
THE EARTH REVOLVES
AROUND THE MOON!
FORGED!"THEY OMITTED THE 'BAD WORDS'," SAYS "MR. X"!
THE REAL STORY BEHIND THE ELLIPSIS, AND THE SECRET ANDY ANDERSON CONFERENCE CALL!
THE
CATHOLIC APOLOGETICS INTERNATIONAL
ENQUIRER
ENQUIRING
MINDS STILL WANT TO KNOW
DID
THE HOLOCAUST
REALLY HAPPEN?
"NO"!
SAYS
CAI PRESIDENT ROBERT SUNGENIS!
READ ABOUT THE SHOCKING HOAX!
"THEY FORCED ME AGAINST MY WILL TO USE THEIR TACTICS"
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CAI PRESIDENT SUNGENIS TAKES LESSON FROM THE RALIEN'S "CLONAID" PUBLICITY STUNTS
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WITHHOLDS IDENTITY OF "MR. X" UNTIL STORY CAN BE "SORTED OUT"
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QUESTIONS STILL REMAIN ABOUT WHETHER IMPREGNATION AND BRAINWASHING OCCURRED!
CAI
RESEARCHERS UNCOVER GRUESOME ARTIFACT
THAT PROVES THE EXISTENCE OF DRAGONS!
CAI
FRIEND DAVE
ARMSTRONG GROWS A
CHILD OUT OF HIS CHEST!
AND THE CHILD DEMANDS AN OPERATION TO SEPARATE THEM!
"I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE IN DAVE ARMSTRONG'S CHEST," SAYS CHILD
JAMES WHITE REALLY DOES PLAY FUNKY DOGMA--AND HE CAN JUMP TOO! (READ THE STORY HERE)