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Tell ya what I'm gonna do...I take full, absolute, undeniable blame for the dreaded smileys. Now nobody has to get upset, or worried, or paranoid. The big mystery is solved.
Carolyn, dear Carolyn Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 12:42:49 PM
And space is at such a premium....
*snort* Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 11:52:40 AM
Dear Smiley poster,

I got mail intended for you from "Space Hog" and "Add that to your smileys".
Out of a sense of fair play, please ID yourself, or at least admit it was not me who made all those smiley posts. Thanks.

Zzzzz Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 11:31:32 AM


`Sign the Book`

CLICK ONCE Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 11:21:12 AM
<`Sign the Book`

CLICK ONCE Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 11:19:31 AM
Heres one fpr the Smiley person: LOSER
Add that to your smileys Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 11:12:20 AM
Joan (Zzzzz) please knock it off with the smiley crap. Enough is enough and you are wasting space!!
Space Hog Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 11:10:36 AM
Joan (Zzzzz) please knock it off with the smiley crap. Enough is enough and you are wasting space!!
Space Hog Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 11:08:25 AM
There seem to be smileys for EVERYTHING!

Star Trek Smileys

There exist some smileys that represent characters from Star Trek. Here you find a list; observe that some characters can be displayed in several ways.

Smiley Character

]:-< Mr. Spock

>:-I Mr. Spock

(:-< Captain Jean-Luc Picard

(:-I Captain Jean-Luc Picard

@;-> Commander William T. Riker (without beard)

@;-% Commander William T. Riker (with full beard)

[:-] Data

:-| Data

+:-o Dr. Beverly Crusher

:-)B Deanna Troi

]-) Geordi LaForge (with VISOR)

8-) Geordie LaForge (with eyes)

}:-< Mr. Worf (I know somebody here who's gonna love this!)

{{{:-< Mr. Worf

Q Q

(:-% Captain Benjamin Sisko

:-)::: Jadzia Dax

@%:-I Captain Kathryn Janeway

":-) Chakotay

7-)9< Seven of Nine

{!r] a Borg

}}:-( a Klingon

8>:-| an Andorian

* a Tribble

# a Tribble after assimilation by Borg
togo where no smiley has gone before Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 09:57:50 AM


Okay, the really funny ones are not posting, and you're not going to want to miss these, so I'll try again. These are from Dave Barry (DH's favorite person in the whole world)!

USEFUL INTERNET EMOTICONS

EMOTICON MEANING

:) Happy person

:( Sad person

:-) Happy person with a nose

:-( Sad person with a nose

:---( Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose

:( Person who is sad because he or she has a large fish for a nose

:-D Person laughing

:-D* Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a 5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip

:-| Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose

>8-O-(&) Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm

;-) Person winking

.-) Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball

:-0WW Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims

:-Q Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a post-coital cybercigarette

>:-Q -... Person who was enjoying a post-coital cigarette until he suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind of discharge dribbling from his cybermember

:-{8 Person who is unhappy with the results of her breast-enlargement surgery

:V:-| Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head

~oE]:-| Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays

>:-[ -{9 Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel
Smileying Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 09:04:20 AM


Okay, these are from Dave Barry!

USEFUL INTERNET EMOTICONS

EMOTICON MEANING

:) Happy person

:( Sad person

:-) Happy person with a nose

:-( Sad person with a nose

:---( Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose

:( Person who is sad because he or she has a large fish for a nose

:-D Person laughing

:-D* Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a 5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip

:-| Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose

>8-O-(&) Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm

;-) Person winking

.-) Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball

:-0WW Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims

:-Q Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a post-coital cybercigarette

>:-Q -... Person who was enjoying a post-coital cigarette until he suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind of discharge dribbling from his cybermember

:-{8 Person who is unhappy with the results of her breast-enlargement surgery

:V:-| Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head

~oE]:-| Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays

>:-[ -{9 Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel
Mo Smileying Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:44:11 AM


Apologies! I got the "This page can not be displayed" note and did not realize this got posted more than once!
Smileying Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:32:46 AM
ese emoticons don't convey an emotion. In fact, they serve no purpose except to look cute. And unless the person you send them to is a cybergeek like you (and me)they won't know what you're gibbering about. But they're very cute and collectible.

8:] A gorilla

^_^ A cute li'l anime type thing, viewed from front

+-<:-) The pope

*<|:o)> Santa Claus

:-% A banker

:-: A mutant

(-:|:-) Siamese twins

C):-O

C):-O

C):-O

C):-O A barbershop quartet

3:-o A cow

8:-) A pig/a little girl

:\/ A woodpecker

.-) One eye

,-) One eye, and it's winking

':-) One eyebrow

,:-) Same, but it's the other eyebrow

#:-) Messy hair/fur hat/crew cut

&:-) Curly hair

C=:-) A chef

><:>== A turkey

><:>==O A butterball turkey

:=) Two noses

:_) Broken nose/nose is sliding off face/a boxer who got hit one too many times

<<<<<<:-) a hat salesman

p:-) Wearing a baseball cap

:-[ A vampire

:-] A happy vampire

:-E A bucktoothed vampire

:-F A bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

(:I An egghead

p:-) Baseball fan

(-) Needs a haircut

[:] A robot

>>:-) A klingon

:-? Smokes a pipe

:-----} Liar!/Pinnochio

!-( Black eye

#^%&*@$:-) A schizophrenic

:-|:-| Deja vu

><*:oDX A clown

~:o A baby

P-) A pirate

{:-) Toupee

:<) From an ivy league school O-) Scuba diver

:-' Spitting

@== Pro nuclear war

3:] My pet smiley!

3:[ My pet smiley doesn't like you

d8= Beaver wearing goggles and a hard hat

K:P Little kid with a propellor beanie

8:<3 Hamster

|*-*| Cassette tape

<*}}}> Dead fish

(::[]::) Bandaid

()__CRAYOLA___(> crayon
smileying Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:30:17 AM


ese emoticons don't convey an emotion. In fact, they serve no purpose except to look cute. And unless the person you send them to is a cybergeek like you (and me)they won't know what you're gibbering about. But they're very cute and collectible.

8:] A gorilla

^_^ A cute li'l anime type thing, viewed from front

+-<:-) The pope

*<|:o)> Santa Claus

:-% A banker

:-: A mutant

(-:|:-) Siamese twins

C):-O

C):-O

C):-O

C):-O A barbershop quartet

3:-o A cow

8:-) A pig/a little girl

:\/ A woodpecker

.-) One eye

,-) One eye, and it's winking

':-) One eyebrow

,:-) Same, but it's the other eyebrow

#:-) Messy hair/fur hat/crew cut

&:-) Curly hair

C=:-) A chef

><:>== A turkey

><:>==O A butterball turkey

:=) Two noses

:_) Broken nose/nose is sliding off face/a boxer who got hit one too many times

<<<<<<:-) a hat salesman

p:-) Wearing a baseball cap

:-[ A vampire

:-] A happy vampire

:-E A bucktoothed vampire

:-F A bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

(:I An egghead

p:-) Baseball fan

(-) Needs a haircut

[:] A robot

>>:-) A klingon

:-? Smokes a pipe

:-----} Liar!/Pinnochio

!-( Black eye

#^%&*@$:-) A schizophrenic

:-|:-| Deja vu

><*:oDX A clown

~:o A baby

P-) A pirate

{:-) Toupee

:<) From an ivy league school O-) Scuba diver

:-' Spitting

@== Pro nuclear war

3:] My pet smiley!

3:[ My pet smiley doesn't like you

d8= Beaver wearing goggles and a hard hat

K:P Little kid with a propellor beanie

8:<3 Hamster

|*-*| Cassette tape

<*}}}> Dead fish

(::[]::) Bandaid

()__CRAYOLA___(> crayon
smileying Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:30:16 AM


ese emoticons don't convey an emotion. In fact, they serve no purpose except to look cute. And unless the person you send them to is a cybergeek like you (and me)they won't know what you're gibbering about. But they're very cute and collectible.

8:] A gorilla

^_^ A cute li'l anime type thing, viewed from front

+-<:-) The pope

*<|:o)> Santa Claus

:-% A banker

:-: A mutant

(-:|:-) Siamese twins

C):-O

C):-O

C):-O

C):-O A barbershop quartet

3:-o A cow

8:-) A pig/a little girl

:\/ A woodpecker

.-) One eye

,-) One eye, and it's winking

':-) One eyebrow

,:-) Same, but it's the other eyebrow

#:-) Messy hair/fur hat/crew cut

&:-) Curly hair

C=:-) A chef

><:>== A turkey

><:>==O A butterball turkey

:=) Two noses

:_) Broken nose/nose is sliding off face/a boxer who got hit one too many times

<<<<<<:-) a hat salesman

p:-) Wearing a baseball cap

:-[ A vampire

:-] A happy vampire

:-E A bucktoothed vampire

:-F A bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

(:I An egghead

p:-) Baseball fan

(-) Needs a haircut

[:] A robot

>>:-) A klingon

:-? Smokes a pipe

:-----} Liar!/Pinnochio

!-( Black eye

#^%&*@$:-) A schizophrenic

:-|:-| Deja vu

><*:oDX A clown

~:o A baby

P-) A pirate

{:-) Toupee

:<) From an ivy league school O-) Scuba diver

:-' Spitting

@== Pro nuclear war

3:] My pet smiley!

3:[ My pet smiley doesn't like you

d8= Beaver wearing goggles and a hard hat

K:P Little kid with a propellor beanie

8:<3 Hamster

|*-*| Cassette tape

<*}}}> Dead fish

(::[]::) Bandaid

()__CRAYOLA___(> crayon
smileying Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:30:15 AM


ese emoticons don't convey an emotion. In fact, they serve no purpose except to look cute. And unless the person you send them to is a cybergeek like you (and me)they won't know what you're gibbering about. But they're very cute and collectible.

8:] A gorilla

^_^ A cute li'l anime type thing, viewed from front

+-<:-) The pope

*<|:o)> Santa Claus

:-% A banker

:-: A mutant

(-:|:-) Siamese twins

C):-O

C):-O

C):-O

C):-O A barbershop quartet

3:-o A cow

8:-) A pig/a little girl

:\/ A woodpecker

.-) One eye

,-) One eye, and it's winking

':-) One eyebrow

,:-) Same, but it's the other eyebrow

#:-) Messy hair/fur hat/crew cut

&:-) Curly hair

C=:-) A chef

><:>== A turkey

><:>==O A butterball turkey

:=) Two noses

:_) Broken nose/nose is sliding off face/a boxer who got hit one too many times

<<<<<<:-) a hat salesman

p:-) Wearing a baseball cap

:-[ A vampire

:-] A happy vampire

:-E A bucktoothed vampire

:-F A bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

(:I An egghead

p:-) Baseball fan

(-) Needs a haircut

[:] A robot

>>:-) A klingon

:-? Smokes a pipe

:-----} Liar!/Pinnochio

!-( Black eye

#^%&*@$:-) A schizophrenic

:-|:-| Deja vu

><*:oDX A clown

~:o A baby

P-) A pirate

{:-) Toupee

:<) From an ivy league school O-) Scuba diver

:-' Spitting

@== Pro nuclear war

3:] My pet smiley!

3:[ My pet smiley doesn't like you

d8= Beaver wearing goggles and a hard hat

K:P Little kid with a propellor beanie

8:<3 Hamster

|*-*| Cassette tape

<*}}}> Dead fish

(::[]::) Bandaid

()__CRAYOLA___(> crayon
smileying Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:30:00 AM


Kissing Smileys

:-x Kiss, kiss

:-X A big sloppy wet one

:-<> Kissy faces

:* Kisses

:X What? Me talk?


smileying Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:21:05 AM


Rude Smileys

:b Sticking tongue out

(didn't your mother talk to you about this?)

:-q Trying to touch your nose with your tongue

(:-D Gossip / blabbermouth

:-(O) Yelling

:-@ Cursing
smileying hope I got it this time! Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:19:20 AM


Specialized Smileys /:-) With a beret d:-) With a baseball hat <:-) I'm a dunce.... {:-) Hair parted down the middle (known as the buffy syndrome) }:-) With toupee in an updraft (-) Needs a haircut (the English sheepdog syndrome) `:-) One eyebrow raised %-\ Hungover %*@:-( So hungover my head hurts... X-( Just died
smileying Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:16:31 AM
Some caricatures =):-) Uncle Sam :-)B Dolly Parton :-.) Madonna :/7) Cyrano de Bergerac ) Cheshire Cat o-) Cyclops =:o] Bill Clinton B-| Batman =*0 Felix the Cat
smileying (aren't they cute!) Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:14:53 AM
The basic smileys :-) The standard smiley :`-( The crying smiley :~-( The bawling smiley %-( The confused smiley %-) The happily perplexed smiley :-0 Uh-oh! 8-0 Oh my god! :-| Who cares?
Smileying Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:12:09 AM
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Himself Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:07:17 AM
*farts silently and watches the wallpaper peel*
Mister Jeff the Eternal Asshole *farts again for good measure* Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 08:01:03 AM
*farts proudly*
Mister Jeff the Eternal Asshole *farts often* Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 07:59:38 AM
*farts like Bill Clinton after a trip to Burger King*
Mister Jeff the Eternal Asshole *farts softly and carries a big credit debt* Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 07:58:39 AM
*falls on his ass*
Mister Jeff the Eternal Asshole *farts* Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 07:57:10 AM
*farts loudly while tap dancing across the room*
Mister Jeff the Eternal Asshole *slips on a banana peel* Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 07:56:28 AM
*farts a fart reminiscient of the day he found an old easter egg under a bush and threw it at a fence and it broke*
Mister Jeff the Eternal Asshole *farts in support of springtime* Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 07:54:29 AM
*farts a fart reminiscient of the day he found an old easter egg under a bush and threw it at a fence and it broke*
Mister Jeff the Eternal Asshole *farts in support of springtime* Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 07:53:52 AM
If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine--a friend--or being dry-- Or lest we should be by and by-- Or any other reason why.
Henry Aldrich Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 05:31:41 AM
If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine--a friend--or being dry-- Or lest we should be by and by-- Or any other reason why.
Henry Aldrich Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 05:27:12 AM
A little in drink, but at all times yr faithful husband.
Sir Richard Steele Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 04:48:48 AM
Give an Irishman lager for a month, and he's a dead man. An Irishman is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him
Mark Twain Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 04:30:19 AM
aqua - great quote!
I like it! Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 03:01:54 AM
It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
Andrew Jackson Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 02:58:05 AM
Mark Twain on spelling.....

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.


Mark Twain Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 02:53:02 AM


Ralph - more what you call "guidelines"....
Mr. Gibbs Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 02:50:49 AM
To Officer Dibble and other folks like her (or Him) fill your heart with happiness, you will live a more peaceful and productive life and will increase your life span. Thats all I am saying to you now and forever, may you find love. Open your wounded heart that someone has obviously hurt and take your stinging arrows and bury them in the past. We all love you and care for you. I think you could use a big hug as you come to terms with your mean spirited ways. Peace be with you Dibble. We all feel your crying out for the much needed help. May you find it.
Go in Peace Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 02:12:44 AM
When I was 4 or 5, my aunt sent a box of chocolate covered Kirsch cherries from Switzerland - I got them first.
By the time my mother realized they were filled with brandy, I had eaten several and became quite violent when she tried to relieve me of the box ("my precioussss!") She told me I passed out mid-scream.

Chandra I used to sneak down the back stairs and steal my parent's drinks, too. They would find me curled up with a manhattan, limp as a rag. Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 12:27:01 AM
At no time do you give someone more attention than when you decide to ignore them.
You must watch for them constantly and find them before you can ignore them.

aqua Monday, February 16th 2004 - 08:25:20 PM
What's Alan doing down there?
go down Monday, February 16th 2004 - 08:19:20 PM
If you sit by the river bank long enough
Eventually the body of your enemy will float by

shrug Monday, February 16th 2004 - 08:13:54 PM
Republics abound in young civilians who believe that the laws make the city, that grave modifications of the policy and modes of living and employments of the population, that commerce, education and religion may be voted in or out; and that any measure, though it were absurd, may be imposed on a people if only you can get sufficient voices to make it a law. But the wise know that foolish legislation is a rope of sand which perishes in the twisting; that the State must follow and not lead the character and progress of the citizen; that the form of government which prevails is the expression of what cultivation exists in the population which permits it. The law is only a memorandum.
Ralph Monday, February 16th 2004 - 07:16:14 PM
"A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it."
? Monday, February 16th 2004 - 07:14:36 PM
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein Monday, February 16th 2004 - 07:12:35 PM
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.
Albert Einstein Monday, February 16th 2004 - 07:12:00 PM
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
Albert Einstein Monday, February 16th 2004 - 07:11:13 PM
Dear Brainy, use your brains (plural) refers to more than one person. You have some misspellings in your post. Uh, are you using your brain?
Tra-la! Monday, February 16th 2004 - 06:49:26 PM
Could it be?!?!
The group of people most concerned about relieving their fellow-man's pain is the drug companies!
They don't yell at you for whining
They even provide info on how to help yourself with your ailment
Some you don't even have to pay for, your insurance will pay
Some will even save your life
How did people ever manage without the mini-drug-store we have in our medicine cabinets?
If only our loved ones where so soothing....

just a thought Monday, February 16th 2004 - 06:26:27 PM
The calm before the storm
Thunder Thighs Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:44:23 PM
Sherlock: I went in and checked on the dribbles ebay stuff! You are right!! My My-how the tables have turned-did she also purchase those sneakers to kick some butt in?? (as if!!!)
What an idiot troll she is Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:38:56 PM
Poor Zzzzz, she said even the Gay men never approached her! Watch out Zzzzz, that dibble character "likes" you-wink wink
They're coming to take me away-HA HA Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:27:40 PM
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
George Bernard Shaw Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:21:16 PM
Use you brains!
Don't you have any brains?
Where were you when they gave out brains?!
a. I though I had only one brain
b. muscle men -- too bad the brain isn't a muscle *smirks*

brainy Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:17:39 PM
Zzzz old definition of Gay-Happy
Webster Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:13:47 PM
Just four more glasses of brandy and all this will start making sense to me....check back with you later!
Zzzzz brandy buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:13:07 PM
If I were you and you were me, what would you say today? Would the words be kind and helpful to the stranger that comes your way? If the words stung like bees and you were mean to me, I would send some butterflies your way to try to brighten your day.
The Peacemaker Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:12:23 PM
No once, in my entire life, did a gay man approach me.
Zzzzz Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:09:52 PM
I love to live in Bubble land and float around all day, It makes me happy being there and I think it rather gay.
Hipp Dippy Girl-Chill Dudettes-PEACE Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:07:56 PM
Ahhh, chocolate covered cherries with schapps inside...don't let children eat them or their ears will turn red and fall off. Don't laugh! it happened to me! I thought I bit into window cleaning fluid, I was only five and my knowledge of alcohol was limited to Windex!
scarred for life Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:05:04 PM
I think Mel Gibson did it!
Passionate about the dribble Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:04:36 PM
Come sit with me and be my love, I keep a flat for waiting. It's half an hour before the bus, shall we do it while we're waiting???
Happy belated Valentines Day Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:53:46 PM
I think Colonel Mustard Did it!!
Get a Clue Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:52:23 PM
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anyone, COME AND SIT BY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice Roosevelt Longworth Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:51:12 PM
The authorities know every bit of information on the internet.
They haven't a clue as to what information is truly important today.

I thought so.... Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:50:22 PM
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Bette Midler Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:49:42 PM
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Katherine Hepburn Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:47:24 PM
Warning: everytime you put something on the internet, somebody else reads it!
X Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:47:07 PM
The person that makes threatening remarks to others is to be pitied.(The officer behind the badge of lies) They apparently have no happiness in their lives and must try to suck the joy out of everything and everyone they can infiltrate. It sounds like they are from AR's country and I am sure he would be mortified to learn of their actions from another fellow countryman. What a scuzzbag.
He who lives in a glass house should not throw stones!!!!! Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:45:16 PM
Dear Beth Barnes,
What you eat standing on your head doesn't count.

Barfy Ballerina Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:38:27 PM
This bar is rated X-Xcellent
Mr. Burns Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:36:29 PM
The Downtime Bar
PG-13
Nasty Habits Lane

"I got nasty habits"--"Live with Me"
ditto Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:31:50 PM


Yes, I'm a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don't you?
"Monkey Man"

Mick Jagger and the uncompareably Cool, K. Richards Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:29:26 PM
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MOSTLY WANTED Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:07:27 PM
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MOSTLY WANTED Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:05:17 PM
I think start using your brains is very wise.
So listen Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:04:52 PM
My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: Neither one of us does it.
Dottie Archibald Monday, February 16th 2004 - 03:11:23 PM
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.
Faith Whittlesey Monday, February 16th 2004 - 03:10:21 PM
We thought we were running away from the grown-ups, and now we are the grown-ups.
Margaret Atwood Monday, February 16th 2004 - 03:08:49 PM
What you eat standing up doesnt count.
Beth Barnes Monday, February 16th 2004 - 03:07:15 PM
Let us all practice a little "do-unto-others" here. The internet is not a safe place, and the information posted below may get into the wrong hands and cause trouble for people that may be innocent, regardless of what your investigations have uncovered. I'm just trying to say that two wrongs don't make a right, and I hope no one's safety is endangered by Dribble's and Holmes's posts. They are both in the wrong. I beg you all to stop this nonsense now.
Start Using Your Brains And Think of the Consequences of Your Actions Monday, February 16th 2004 - 02:39:49 PM
Officer dribble is even picking on Lurker 27. (on Solo flights) Little does the dibbling dribble know she (the lurker) has a masters and is not "stupid" As for being a bigot as she claims the Lurker is, the Lurker I am told, has many different races of people in the family and is a Sunday School teacher to boot. Dont mess with the Lurker Dibble
She who knows Monday, February 16th 2004 - 12:50:08 PM
Well, well, well. It seems our "Officer Dibble" has a rap sheet. I have it from one of the Powers-That-Be that the IP address of Officer Dibble belongs to none other than Anne (Gissing's Girl) and her husband, Roy (totally smitten) Billingsly, who was causing all the trouble on the guestbook awhile back. So I did a bit of investigating adn discovered one or both of their eBay IDs is velocettemac. Click on their ID and you will see that they purchased three of the so-called bootleged items (from the sellers mentioned before; brownwaterloo and 2x4b523pminime), which is the only Rickman items they sell)!!! After contacting the sellers to confirm this, I also learned that the payment came from the Billingsly household in good ol' rainy Little Harrorden, UK. Not so innocent, huh? Better watch out, I'm coming to seek you out! What a hypocrite.
Sherlock Holmes Monday, February 16th 2004 - 12:38:14 PM
hello
you Monday, February 16th 2004 - 11:58:33 AM
hello?
me Monday, February 16th 2004 - 11:57:24 AM
There once was a poor soul named Dibble,
Who would spit, even rant; sometimes dribble.
To make others wrong,
Hed wait the day long.
Dont waste your time on a quibble with Dibble.

Is the rum gone? Monday, February 16th 2004 - 10:43:33 AM
Somebody's farting in here!
Open a Window! Monday, February 16th 2004 - 08:46:18 AM
Hi Joan, who loves you Babe?
Officer Dibble New York Monday, February 16th 2004 - 06:40:35 AM
Hello Clod you great Antipodean control freak I did warn you that I am able to post on these sights any time I wish. As my investigations dig up more dirt be sure I shall reveal it.I see the GB bootlegger is still at it despite the fact AR despises E- bay she just uses the GB to tantalise genuine fans into purchasing her counterfeit goods.The only way you'll prevent these missives is by closing the site down.I did warn you about leaving doors open.
Officer Dibble New York Monday, February 16th 2004 - 06:38:24 AM
I donut understand why there's so munch talk about food...
Homey Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 05:59:38 PM
With all the talk of Mel Gibsons new movie "The Passion" coming out this month, I think I will abstain from its viewing, and watch "chicken run" instead.
Not so Brave-a-hart Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 03:59:00 PM
I don't have the time every day to put on makeup. I need that time to clean my rifle.
Henriette Mantel Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 03:57:19 PM
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Mae West Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 03:55:29 PM
The only good snowman is a dead melted one
Sick of Sucky weather Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 03:39:12 PM
Well...it sometimes takes 2 or 3 Cuba Libres to cover the saccharine here. Heck, the Coke and ice and lime juice are optional!
Freetobe meandme@home.com Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 03:37:01 PM
What you eat standing up doesn't count.
Beth Barnes Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 03:14:05 PM
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 03:11:48 PM
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed.
Kate Halverson Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 03:09:41 PM
I make Cuba Libres with Myers Rum and Coke and I patiently wait till it turns brown before I chug it down. And the most wonderful thing happens...crunching the ice doesn't hurt my teeth! Why, even the excess saccharine doesn't bother me. It's a wonderful thing!
Freetobe Me&Me;@home Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 02:51:00 PM
Yum, SNAPE!
Still Dreamin' Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 03:31:03 AM
Yum, Alan!
Just Dreamin' Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 03:21:55 AM
Zzzzz - that put a tingle in my toes!
What a thought! Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 03:04:43 AM
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OO> Saturday, February 14th 2004 - 07:07:29 PM
They make pink champagne from pink grapes that they grow in soil that is mulched with pink rose petals turning the white grapes their characteristic rosy hue; however, if only regular champagne is available, just ask Professor Snape (Alan Rickman) to whisper sweet little nothings over the champagne glass until it blushes. (If you believe any of this, or think it's funny, you had a happy day! good for you!
Zzzzz Saturday, February 14th 2004 - 05:11:36 PM
Yum, wine
an Argentine Malbec in a large bowl of a fine glass.... hmmmmm Saturday, February 14th 2004 - 02:01:03 PM
Yum, Donuts
Homer Simpson Saturday, February 14th 2004 - 01:42:01 PM
"The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken."
Homer Saturday, February 14th 2004 - 04:41:36 AM
Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.
Mark Twain Saturday, February 14th 2004 - 04:34:45 AM
Show me the way to go home!
I am tired, and I want to go to bed.
Oh, I had a little drink, about an hour ago
And it's gone right to my head!

Zzzzzz (not Joan, just tired) Saturday, February 14th 2004 - 04:28:49 AM
Buddy can you paradigm?

Vessel - 'tis not a ship; 'tis Freedom!
First Mate Saturday, February 14th 2004 - 04:21:08 AM


"...show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to...zzzz....

....zzz...
..........z

"does not the sun rise smiling" "Weep you no more sad fountains" Friday, February 13th 2004 - 09:01:19 PM


If I could hold time in a bottle
Don Mclean Friday, February 13th 2004 - 03:57:12 PM
A surealist does not see a glass but a ship.
Vessel Friday, February 13th 2004 - 01:45:36 PM
That being the case, we'll have to drink from the bottle.
Drink up me Hearties, yo ho! Friday, February 13th 2004 - 01:28:19 PM
The glass is in shards
heartbroken Friday, February 13th 2004 - 09:47:08 AM
There is no glass.
Siddharta Friday, February 13th 2004 - 08:03:08 AM
X
X Friday, February 13th 2004 - 07:49:41 AM
An optimist sees the glass as half full. A pessimist sees it as half empty. A pragmatist sees a glass that's the wrong size.
Paradigm shift , anyone? Friday, February 13th 2004 - 03:11:47 AM
Aye Matey, The place is deader than Davey Jones' locker. Where are the young lasses that used to frequent this bilge of a bar. especially my true love, J.
Poop Deck Pete Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 06:43:38 PM
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, its Friday the 13th, How are you???
Black Cat Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 06:21:29 PM
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ROSAY, PINK CHAMPAGNE Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 04:34:10 PM
Janet Jackson = A storm in a C cup?
lol Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 04:00:28 PM
TOMORROW IS FRIDAY THE 13th!!!!!!!!! Watch out for black cats and dont walk under any ladders. Better throw that salt over your shoulder for good luck while you are it.
What Me? Superstitous Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 01:26:44 PM
What did they say caused that "slip" at the halftime show? Wardrobe malfunction? Or was it wardrobe dysfunction? Or is that what one reporter said Johnny Depp usually had?
Gee. Sorry I missed it. Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 12:34:23 PM
Ouch!

An optimist sees the glass as half full. A pessimist sees it as half empty. A cynic sees it as probably tainted.
Not thirsty right now.. Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 12:26:49 PM


CYNIC, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
A Blackguard Cynic Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 04:39:52 AM
I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life and feel alive.
Anne Wilson Schaef Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 03:01:22 AM
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 02:58:25 AM
In this world, a good to laugh is any time you can.
Linda Ellerbee Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 02:56:18 AM
*farts in an obscene manner, causing an uproar*
Mister Jeff the Eternal Asshole *farts and vibrates his chair* Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 02:32:51 AM
So I guess it was considered "obscene" when I nursed my children...
What about the guy who was masturbating while singing? Where's the uproar over that? Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 01:53:17 AM
BTW: Janet Jackson gave us her naked breast....so?
Calling the bare female breast obscene is:

a. sexual harassment
b. discrimination against women
c. defamation of character
d. Jackson's self-degradation
d. disgust toward's the female mammory gland
OR e.controversial -- who knows?

That wasn't very nice of the guy!
it's all about style, taste intention, blah blah blah Wednesday, February 11th 2004 - 07:34:30 PM


Sounds like you already had enough chocolate! I see chocolate and only chocolate!
smile, hug, Wednesday, February 11th 2004 - 07:25:24 PM
That "hug" bears a vague resemblance to a Vegas showgirl. Is that the intent??
Viva Las Vegas Wednesday, February 11th 2004 - 05:39:24 PM
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GIVE CHOCOLATE, GET HUGGED Wednesday, February 11th 2004 - 10:39:32 AM
Oh no. Clean up on aisle 5!
ewwwww Wednesday, February 11th 2004 - 08:14:17 AM
On Valentines Day I shall be busy recruiting members for my new organization - S.W.A.M.P.S. - Silk Worm Anti-Mistreatment Protection Society.
Hermione Wednesday, February 11th 2004 - 05:55:37 AM
Pink Champagne coming up! :8)
later... Tuesday, February 10th 2004 - 07:40:45 PM
For valentines day I am bringing AR into the hot tub, have champagne and get under the fluffy sheets with him.
In my dreams, but its a good one Tuesday, February 10th 2004 - 06:09:11 PM
SMILE
The Dental Hygenist Tuesday, February 10th 2004 - 04:25:47 PM
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CHEERS Tuesday, February 10th 2004 - 02:21:41 PM
Valentine's Day, lets see. That's when I unplug the outside Christmas lights! Maybe.
I like lights! Tuesday, February 10th 2004 - 12:00:35 AM
What's everyone doing for Valentines Day????
Cupid Monday, February 9th 2004 - 06:08:01 PM
To Old Fashioned-Come November 2004, we will have a very worthy President, John Kerry. He is a leader and works with the vets etc. and in my opinion is what I consider Presidential material.
It's time for Howdy Doody to take a bow and exit the Oval office Monday, February 9th 2004 - 05:38:36 PM
My cars head gasket needs replacing and is going in tomorrow for a little $900.00 job-Yikes-I better start bagging groceries at the local store.
Bummed out Monday, February 9th 2004 - 04:22:58 PM
I think Mister Jeff farted once and it killed a whole bunch of silk worms.
Equal Rights and Equal Pay for Silk Worms Monday, February 9th 2004 - 03:49:02 PM
In our town, we have a wonderful Cat shelter for both Kittens and older cats. They stay at the shelter until they are "adopted" by that special someone and are never "put down". You can even adopt a kitten or cat in one of the cages while they are at the shelter by donating money for food, etc. and you can also volunteer to help the kitties by going in as many hours as you can to help them get to needed doctos appointments, and keeping the shelter clean. The Nine Lives Cat Shelter is a very happy place for all the kitties and their "moms" and "dads" that care for them until their new family comes along. One of our neighbors even adopted one cat called "Ducky" a beautiful orange tabby sort of cat.
Lets hear it for the Kitties Monday, February 9th 2004 - 02:53:55 PM
Valentine Day spirit of love: An Octypus Maternal Instinct

A little octypus was sitting on her nest and a curious scuba diver touched the nest and the octypus quickly swam away; he left and she returned to the nest. The scuba diver touched the nest again and again the mama octypus swam away...BUT

When the scuba diver touched the nest for the third time the little octypus swam up to him at eye-level and gently put her "paw" on his face mask and gave him a polite, but firm push; then she returned to her nest.

The world ain't what it used to be, people are aware of animal rights (thank goodness for the animal charities and animal rights groups, people adopting pets, etc. You can tell a person's character by how they treat (or mistreat animals. I don't even buy silk because the worms are tortured into producing the silk threads, something I didn't know. It's an overwelming problem, animal cruelty, but make a donation, be kind wherever you can, and get help for any animal in trouble, it's rewarding.
Zzzzz Monday, February 9th 2004 - 01:40:54 PM


Just saw RotK, again. I don't believe in war, at least none of the ones they've had in my life time, (Excuse me, one of those was a Police Action.) but I can see the need for defense, ours or an ally's. Of course, there is a slight difference in leaders, in the movie and here at home. Those leaders didn't stay close to their fortified bunkers and send their men to battle a half a world away. They led. By example and by action. Theoden's speech to the Rohirrim, Aragorn's to the men in the suicide squad; I'd have followed either of those men through the gates of hell. Maybe that's why they're called leaders?

There was a bit a conversation, awhile back, in the GB about never bowing to anyone. For me, I think I would really like to have a leader worthy of bended knee.
Too old fashion, maybe. Monday, February 9th 2004 - 01:18:45 PM


Googled up some of Frees' stuff and it's kinda cute. Don't see a problem with it. None of the animals look stressed. Have you ever seen Wegman's work? How he does some of those things without drugging the dogs senseless is beyond me, but he does. Saw a show about him and the dogs and watched him work with them. Never seen such a laid back and happy looking group of animals.

(I think Dolly's been in the cooking sherry again....)
You'd never get my dog in a dress! Monday, February 9th 2004 - 03:43:49 AM


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