March 19, 2004
DEBKAfile Reports Exclusively: Pakistan red-faced on discovering “high value” terrorist target its troops surrounded in Waziristan was not bin Laden’s No. 2 Zuwahiri but chief of Pushtun Ahmadi tribal federation. DEBKA sources estimate that any harm to Pushtun chief would spark wholesale tribal war offensive against Pakistan.
Allah finds it hilarious that the Jew Rumsfeld's account of his exchange with a South Korean journalist appeared in newspapers on the same day as this story. You have some interesting "friends" there, Satan. Now you know how the peaceful Palestinian people feel vis-a-vis the rest of the Arab world. Speaking of which, did you know that the Jew is the "cancer" of the region and that he is disseminating his "venom" in the Middle East in hopes of conquering Saudi Arabia? It must be true; Allah heard it on Palestinian television. The imam also said that "[m]ixing with the Arabs gave the Jews an Arab trait – courage," and that makes sense since, hey, no wonder the IDF keeps winning wars.
This glorious Nazi sermon prompts a question, though: Have Palestinians finally reached the point where there are, quite literally, no standards of civilized behavior left for them to abandon? The cops have become criminals. The children have become murderers. What is left? Any minute now Allah expects to see a report come across the wires that Palestinians have killed an IDF soldier, eaten his flesh, and jacked off using his internal organs. If only they had their own state, right? Say, can you believe some Jew dared to suggest that Islamic governments don't really care about a Palestinian state and are only using the Israeli-Palestinian conflict as a distraction from their own fascist behavior? When has that ever happened?
Allah has to go and get ready for tomorrow's Global Day of Action in Support of Allah. He hopes to see some of his readers there bearing signs--and no, smart-ass, he does not mean these signs. Check out the one in the background here; won't that look nice staring out over 23rd Street? Anyway, a few links for the road from Dar al-Islam. In Bahrain, teenagers get angry when they are allowed to drink. In the Kingdom, people get arrested for expressing surprise that people get arrested. Also in the Kingdom, boys demonstrate that special brand of Arab courage the Jews have learned so well. And in Iraq--well, let Allah quote the MEMRI news ticker:
Al Hayat interviewed Arab mujahideen from a group of about 6000 members from Syria, Lebanon and other Arab countries transported by Syria to Iraq in trucks to fight the invading forces. One volunteer in northern Lebanon was quoted: "I went to jihad for the sake of the Iraqis but they are all traitors--the people, the army, and the Kurds. They say that Saddam was evil but the Iraqis deserve 10 Saddams." (Al Hayat, Iraq, 3/13/04)
Allah loves to see Muslims rooting for other Muslims. Just think: If Saddam were still in power, there wouldn't be any terrorism in Iraq right now. Right, Villepin? But what can one expect from a people such as the French? They are, after all, objectively pro-nose cancer.
Allahu Akbar.
On Monday, the Party of Allah boasted about its endorsements from foreign leaders. Yesterday, the Party of Allah renounced its endorsements from foreign leaders. What happened, kufr?
Oh. Right.
Former Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad endorsed Democratic contender John Kerry in the U.S. presidential race Thursday, saying he would keep the world safer than President Bush."I think Kerry would be much more willing to listen to the voices of people and of the rest of the world," Mahathir, who retired in October after 22 years in power, told The Associated Press in an interview.
"But in the U.S., the Jewish lobby is very strong, and any American who wants to become president cannot change the policy toward Palestine radically," he said.
In other foreign-leaders-who-support-Kerry news, France's foreign minister says "Terrorism didn't exist in Iraq before the war." Allah thinks a lot of Iraqis would be surprised to learn that. Meanwhile, Allah's favorite western leader dismisses with glorious smugness Kerry's call for Spain not to pull its troops out of Iraq. Do not waver, mighty Zapatero: You may have lost Kerry but you're thisclose to winning over Sullivan.
Allahu Akbar.
March 18, 2004
Suit and tie and a military decoration pinned to his coat pocket. How statesmanlike!
UPDATE: Group photo here. Churchill looks like Ben Franklin with a hormone problem.
UPDATE: Big Red says of the group photo, "FDR looks like Dracula."
Allahu Akbar.
It's tournament time. Allah plans on spending much of the next two days in front of his television with a pizza and some beer, so posting may be infrequent. You know he wouldn't leave you without a few links, though. Come on--we're going to the dump.
"Before the Iranian government would allow the agency inspectors into that facility they took it apart. They took out all the equipment. They repainted it. They did everything," said Mr. Brill. "They dug it up and they tried to hide as much as they could. Nonetheless the agency still found evidence of things going on there that clearly shouldn't have been. . . ."
For those keeping score at home, Iran recently told the IAEA that nuclear inspections can't resume until March 27th at the earliest. What do you suppose they're doing in the interim?
UPDATE: Fox says Pakistani troops have Ayman al-Zawahri surrounded. And maybe that other guy, too.
UPDATE: Former Malaysian prime minister and noted Jew-hating nutjob Mahathir Mohammed endorses John Kerry for president. Watch out for the Jewish lobby, though, he says. No joke.
Allahu Akbar.
MEMRI news ticker:
Iraqi sources said that [Abu Musab] al-Zarqawi, considered by the U.S. to be affiliated with al-Qa'ida and behind suicide attacks in Iraq, is under arrest in Iran and that Iran will extradite him to the U.S. in exchange for Mujahideen Khalq members. (al-Sharq al-Awsat, London, 3/17/04)
March 17, 2004
Take the deal, Satan. You know you want to. No one will fault you for it in the least bit, except maybe 95% of the Iranian population. Oh, and of course the Jew, but Allah wouldn't worry about him as he's pretty busy these days putting his putz in kurvas. Just take the deal. That is what a "realist" would do! Let Allah tell you what the mullahs shall do for you in return:
1. Stop making nuclear weapons.
2. Start buying nuclear weapons. Allah knows some good wholesalers in Pakistan and North Korea. Their price is high but we shall have lots of extra cash on hand once you lift sanctions.
3. Stop openly providing Hizb'Allah with money, weapons, and logistical support.
4. Start secretly providing Hizb'Allah with money, weapons, and logistical support.
5. Tone down the volume on our anti-American, anti-Israeli rhetoric. Banners bearing the slogan "The Jew is the vampire of the world" shall be changed to "The Jew tends to be the vampire of the world."
6. Remain in power for another 25 years.
7. Prove that that ultimatum about being "with us or with the terrorists" isn't as much of an either/or proposition as it sounds.
You're thinking, "But what about Libya?" What about Libya, kufr? No one gives a shit about Libya. Qadaffi is the Michael Jackson of the Arab world: Not only does he dress like a woman, he hasn't done anything exciting in 20 years. Do you see lots of Americans walking around these days wearing one sequined glove? No. Same with Qadaffi vis-a-vis Muslims. The mullahs, by contrast, are like Allah's version of 50 Cent: They are hip, they are aggressive, and they are uncomfortable being around people who are different from them. They are also Islamic fundamentalists, which Qadaffi is not. To see the Great Satan make peace with them would let impressionable young shahids know that "radical Islam" is pretty fucking radical indeed. It would also be a welcome sign to Iran's notoriously pro-western population that a little extra comfort for you is worth more than their collective future. In fact, the more he thinks about it, the more jazzed Allah gets. Say, do you suppose you'd be willing to sign a deal with Saudi Arabia, too?
Allah is off to drink. Sorry to have missed you at the hotel today, Zebari!
Allahu Akbar.
Here's another photo from the aftermath of the election. This one didn't require Photoshop.
UPDATE: Via the LGF comments section, "Zapatero, president of Al Qaeda."
UPDATE: Good dog!
UPDATE: "The president and his fraudulent coalition of archdukes and medieval bishoprics dragged our brave knights and vassals into the Andalusian quagmire."
Allahu Akbar.
