THE PUG SECRET ARCHIVE
An Annotated Rap by Neal Cassady



One of the features of Kesey's Acid Tests were these monologues that Cassady would give while the Grateful Dead played in the background. These were recorded on tape and stashed in the Prankster archives. This particular rap may have come from the Portland, Oregon Acid Test that happened around Christmas, 65 or New Year's day 66 (I have conflicting dates on this). Another such rap has been published in Hank Harrison's book, The Dead, which was recorded the first time the Grateful Dead played the Straight Theater. If anyone has more detailed information on all this, please email me at colinp@halcyon.com.

Annotated By Ken Babbs
Transcribed & Designed By Kim Spurlock



The Grateful Dead COMPOSE IN THE BACKGROUND...
Voice: Neal Cassady...Neal Cassady...
[Tentative Drumroll]

Neal: (OFF MIC; APPROACHING) I got the penguin1 right here in my pocket...Phil Phil2 I just bought a three hundred & thirty-five dollar fender mint Bic3...come again on that lemon a roasta beef4...Four fingers5 ya know are...I've forgotten it...that's just enough see...trying to play ya see...(GROANING IN BACHGROUND) The claw6 & me...three inches the bigger thumb...and I said of course to the Metro7 as the...but it hides my thumb and also reveals my Greek torso...well at 49th I said Spence8 hadn't seen him since 51st...he said move 2-49th. Nope moved to 51st. Well again Heinz9 said...The waiter in '56 beet the 6 seeds10 he had. Seed law and marijuana...The only writing I ever did was a laudatory11...But on marijuana "oooooooo...," I was saying in the..."Are you alright in there on the wall12 Mr. Cassady?"...cause I was having these insights you see. I only got 20 years on you.13 I knew I should've worn more paisley.14 I double-crossed at...no...the son of the man15is about to mount the podium. Grimsby16 was impressed in a short drive. I said I'm serious about America to Marco Greg17...at the last year you know we arrived just in time.18 Double park in Winnemucca19...speed er endurance.20 Six days it was. Finally she grabbed the Vick's VapoRub21 instead of the Vaeline it was and that was what ended it. My first child '42 then22...Charlie Valencia23 on Temple24 where we had an Acid Test25...but 135026his father half Mexican half Irish like Anthony Quinn27 so he loved her you know...there was a triumph of us. The only 3-way I ever had. Kerouac's not queer but my present wife the fourth and he it was just a New Year's Eve sortofa28...He was always looking for a colored girl29 Keroassady30...finally he found her Bedford-Stuyvessant and that was the last time I committed suicide31) I knew toward the Ford sign across the Hudson32...gotta getta across this long Missouri that preacher said VanHelLuther33 I didn't see it.34 Move on. Menopausal.35 Don't ask me how 20 years 36 I held 10 on the railroad37 and 10 more for...an I'll be dead a thousand years38 see so if I don't do right now right in it...Reb Parker39 the same Acid Test then. He used to be Al Collins all fat and sassy you know and but he was all skinny and dressed in...you can work yourself into anything how do you get out of it? 6 uh days, 6 glasses a day pretty soon your system demands it. 1000 days Aurobindo40 says you've had it. Old Joe Alcoholic you know we used to drink together but he went drinking. Gitcha enjoys but...Dry is always D insteada T41 so the second...a German pornography42...(SINGING) "Burn..." Hmm each daay offered thou week to week. O in The Name of The Christ don't call on that I say that's another...then the next day November 1st is All Souls All Saints.43 He did nothin and I did nothin and finally nothin, there wasn't nothin he wouldn't do for me and nothin I wouldn't do for him. We sat around all the time doing nothin. 100 miles an hour goin a great 4 wheel drift44 he uh adjusting his goggles you know everybody in the audience with their right foot but I can't heel and toe45 I'm double left.46 I'll get the Pigpen47 microphone going I've got to cut the organ...Ginsberg48forced us up here. I went because it's a good drive; Mt. Baker out of the Chillaquin Indian country in Oregon; the lava beds and the guy49 who was opposite brother Chuck's50 Eugene creamery should know the area. He was an editor who'll never make it because of the rocky overhang.51 So I drove up into the snow and found you know...I excited all to turn him. Guy comes in last one outta the mountains; Ed Sanders52 leader...3 things I had: a flat tire, a place to stay, & a joint. He handled all 3 immediately...couple years later I found a course he had a couple wives a couple kids and everything but anyway...it's true...yer home is...so anyway the ski-boy...I excited him to move...a week...and I'm glad I didn't hear it...protected you know...The minister: "I'll blow ya for money," he said-half hour later she...what did she say...? He was listening to the radio and I said "O..." I'd just gone thru...fortunate you know you throw off. Don't eat when you're angry. Who was ever happy angry? Before all fixin due...'53...a pleasure dome you see. Antrophy. Thank you...thank you...I went...I used to have my 2-16.53 I...left the a fleet of course and finally the 4th largest union54 we'll take that up but first the guy...then the stockboy...and when I was replacing the 3rd man from moving on Obetrol55 changing too fast you know...the tires56 so...I lost my...extension.57 Logical Positivism had a great increase at UCLA recently they got Alcindor58 but no water polo...what are we gonna...? you all are surrounded...I've never found who was...I played short short...outfield-no glove...you just need...I learned an illegal pitch-caught Satch Paige59 barehanded...after the 303 guard you know had done me in cause the coach thought I was chicken. Why bother was my...vein. The brain of the..."But Nell.60 Now see here Hard Dick." [Major Hoople/W.C. Fields voice] My wife medical secretary works for Stiff Dr. Peck. Double reed.61 From the second balcony Dillenger62 uh...the L5...I said to Robert Jones Melvin63...on the left he wears these rings. A sensitive-we're all sensitives. Thinks it's alright to charge to astrologize.64

The Embryo you know
goes thru the Fish Stage
but we didn't enter
until Ape Late.
Christ-Adam-Higher Soul
help us out thru
so the Cyclopses don't win
the Unicorn Brew.
We're here to Experience...
and finally Evolution
the Little Toe
we'll beat it tho-
The Odor of Sanctity.


Footnotes:

1. PENGUIN: Pocket book of On the Road by Jack Kerouac.

2. PHIL: Phil Lesh, bassist of the Grateful Dead.

3. BIC: Cigarette lighter, noted because Phil had no light. Five o'clock in the morning at the Watts Acid Test, light barely glimmering. Phil was still thumoing when Babbs shut down the power. "No light! No light!" Phil screamed, but to no avail. It didn't come back.

4. ROASTA BEEF: Riffing on the chow at the Straight-always the worst, and Cassady was a truck driver's special man, hated ratburgers.

5. FOUR FINGERS: Pertains to his flute playing, "Three finger delight," he said, "no, that's masturbation," but in this case he's threatening to play the flute like he always did while driving the big bus Furthur, thus the groans from the musicians.

6. CLAW: His hand with the tip of thumb cut off. (See On the Road for best explanation for how it happened.)

7. METRO: The law. Police station. Clenches his fist to hide the thumb and reveal the torso, muscles tense.

8. SPENCE: Dick Spence, a connection, always drive past his place, no telling what might be available.

9. HEINZ: As in '56 flavors in '57, or was it the other way around?

10. 6 SEEDS: busted for seeds the waiter was, can you believe it?

11. LAUDATORY: Refers to a 6 page letter to Gavin Arthur who visited Cassady in San Quentin when Neal was doing two years for two joints; lotta time on his hands. My brother's bar in Neal's hometown of Denver has the letter on the wall.

12. THE WALL: Some of the best writings can be found on the shit-house wall.

13. 20 YEARS: Cassady's a bit older than the audience in the theater. He's being heckled.

14. PAISLEY: In vogue amongst the younger set; why not join in? "If you want to be loved, be lovable," Cassady often said.

15. SON OF THE MAN: Christological reference to San Francisco's Mayor's son. Chip Alioto.

16. Roger GRIMSBY: San Francisco television reporter.

17. MARCO GREG: Nightclub critic always thought Cassady was putting everyone on. "Talks about cars a lot, doesn't he?"

18. JUST IN TIME: To save the lady from committing suicide, she's at her nitwit's end.

19. WINNEMUCCA: Nevada: east of Reno on Interstate 80. Site of the Mustang Ranch, a a barbed wire enclosed bordello. The management dug Neal so much they didn;t charge him for services rendered. Always a quick stop for Neal when heading East out of Frisco.

20. ENDURANCE: "What, what? Consistency," Cassady said. "Not how you come out of the blocks or make the first turn." You gotta be in it for the long haul.

21. VIC'S VAPORUB: Mentholated version of the popular lubricant.

22. FIRST CHILD '42: One of many kids alleged to have been fathered by a young Neal in Los Angeles and Denver.

23. CHARLIE VALENCIA: her boy friend.

24. TEMPLE: Street in L.A.

25. ACID TEST: Were held in L.A. in spring of '66, Cassady the star, Grateful Dead the band, Pranksters the crew, Furtur the bus.

26. 1350: Street address on temple. Now a shrine to the CKC nuts. (Cassady Kerouac Corso). The Cassady virus was brought across the border on the bottom of the sneakers of a wetback. Cassady was all man. From the top of his head to the bottom of his feet-to the very sole. They say clothes can't go to heaven but those shoes had sole. Other soles picked up the Cassady Virus and it's since spread across country and now into Europe. "After us, the deluge," Kerouac said, a soulful man.

27. ANTHONY QUINN: the actor who was shooting a movie called Guns for San Sebastian in Mexico and involved with Neal's last lover. She had to make a choice between Neal or Quinn, she chose Neal.

28. SORTOFA: Read all about it in Carolyn Cassady's book, Heartbeat.

29. COLORED GIRL: Neal and Jack took her to Neal's house in Los Gatos and past Carolyn asleep and up the pull-down stairs to the attic, pushing the girl's ass to get her through the hole when Carolyn woke up. It was Neal's birthday and he was supposed to be wining and dining Carolyn under candlelight but Jack called to say he'd been busted, could Neal come bail him out? "Back in 'alf a mo' darling," and that was hours ago the candles have burned out Carolyn is pissed. What do you think she did to get even?

30. KEROASSADY: the composite Jack/Neal: a hybrid personality that did 'em both in.

31. SUICIDE: After Carolyn got her revenge, Neal was so devastated he sat in the car with a gun in his hand all night fighting over suicide being wrong versus I don't wanna go. He rejected suicide as an option and decided to go home and beg.

32. FORD SIGN: Billboard where you turn West driving from Manhattan to the coast.

33. VANHELLUTHER: Preacher who lectured Neal on the wonders of Valballa, home of the warriors slain in battle.

34. DIDN'T SEE IT: Blessed are the peacemakers-for they shall be called the sons of God. "There is no excuse for violence," Cassady said, "except when making love."

35. MENOPAUSAL: Just as the woman stops bleeding, the peacemaker declines to shed blood. The grace that comes with age.

36. 20 YEARS: My, how time do fly. To think, 20 years gone by already, like a blink of the eye. Kerouac said, "Cassady knew time."

37. RAILROAD: Neal was a brakeman on the railroad for ten years, with an impeccable record, never missed a train, but when he went to prison, lost his job, his pension, his wife, his home.

38. 10 MORE FOR: For what? Not even Cassady could predict that. But he still was going to give it all he got in whatever time he got left. DEAD A THOUSAND YEARS: the orthodox lapse between incarnations.

39. REB PARKER/AL COLLINS: Old runaround friend of Cassady's he ran into at the Acid Test.

40. AUROBINDO: Savant who knew body functions from having existed at one time or another as every organ in the body, so he was a soothsayer alright-could tell you straight what alcohol did to you, and Cassady was always scared of the booze what with growing up on skidrow Larimer Street in Denver with his wino father.

41. D INSTEADA T: A Nealish proto AA injunctive?

42. PORNOGRAPHY: Those German drink so much beer it's obscene.

43. ALL SAINTS Church: Downtown Denver where Neal was an alter boy.

44. 4 WHEEL DRIFT: Auto racing. A Stirling Moss technique. Going around corners giving it the gas and breaking at the same time. You slide but don't cartwheel if you do it just right.

45. HEEL AND TOE: Heel on the brake, toe on the gas.

46. DOUBLE LEFT: Cassady was left handed, so left-footed too, and couldn't manipulate the heel and toe with his right foot.

47. PIGPEN: Ron McKermnan: vocalist and keyboardist for the Grateful Dead. Since deceased.

48. GINSBERG: Allen the ubiquitous poet.

49. THE GUY: Luther Frease, RIP, who worked at the Springfield News across the street from the Springfield Creamery.

50. BROTHER CHUCK: Ken Kesey's brother, who owns and operates the Springfield Creamery (not the Eugene Creamery) Chuck is also an original Merry Prankster who was on the bus, Furthur, in 1964 when Cassady drove.

51. ROCKY OVERHANG: Luther's furrowed brow.

52. ED SANDERS: Leader of the Fugs, radical music group of the 60's. He also wrote book, The Family, about Charles Manson.

53. 2-16: Union card. He's riffing about the fleet, never having been in the Navy or any other branch of service, being color-blind..."I was out there on the grass and all," Cassady said, "and to me it looked red. The grass red? You're nuts. I was so mad at that grass I learned cars."

54. 4TH LARGEST UNION: Railroad brakemen.

55. OBETROL: Great speed. An OBETROL 10 tablet contained: 2.5 mg. each of Methamphetamine saccharate, Methamphetamine hydrocloride, Amphetamine sulfate, & Dextroamphetamine sulfate. OBETROL 20's contained twice this potency.

56. THE TIRES: at the Los Gatos Tire Company while on parole after stretch in San Quentin.

57. EXTENSION: for his socket wrench.

58. ALCINDOR: Later known as Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

59. SATCH PAIGE: Ancient Negro pitcher finally made it to the big leagues with the Indians at age of sixty-something.

60. NELL: The nurse in W.C. Fields comedy.

61. STIFF DR. PECK, DOUBLE REED: Carolyn worked for a spell as receptionist to Radiological Associates; Dr.'s Clemmer M. Peck, MD, & Robert H. Reid, MD. DOUBLE REED: The oboe, most difficult of instruments to play. You gotta get just the right lip on it.

62. DILLINGER: John, the 30's gangster shot down as he left The Biograph movie theater, Chicago-July, 1934.

63. ROBERT JONES MELVIN: Religious leader who got rich from donations, but after all, gotta drive a Caddilac, you think they'll give money to a man in a clunker?

64. CHARGE TO ASTROLOGIZE: No money changers in the temple.


Material for this piece researched and collected as part of an ongoing project: THE CASSADY FILE. For more information write: THE CASSADY FILE: POB 630: COOPER STATION: NEW YORK 10276


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