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To Thrift Like An Expert
Writer Emma Alvarez Gibson explains the ins and outs of thrift shopping.
At the age of ten I realized my cousin Tito was the coolest guy on the face of the earth. He listened to the Smiths and the Sex Pistols and Elvis; he was cute and funny; but most importantly, his wardrobe was impeccably hip. In his repertoire were London Fog trench coats, a black beret, geeky shirts from the late fifties/early sixties, sharkskin pants, well-tailored blazers... I longed to throw myself into his closet to absorb his fabulous taste through osmosis. I no longer recall the superfly shirt he was wearing the day I asked him where he got his clothes, but his reply? "Salvation Army," he said nonchalantly, and a passion was born in me that has persevered for fourteen years. I suspect, with apologies to my as-yet-unconcieved children, that it shall continue on into the twilight years of my life.
Yes, its been a long and winding road, chickies, but after much trial-and-error I have fashioned a few guidelines that reduce the anxiety and indecision often involved in picking through strangers castoffs, leaving more room for the thrill of the hunt. Follow along then, and as you do, keep the all-important Big Rule in mind: rules dont matter if youve found something you cant live without. Obviously your pocketbook restrictions apply ad nauseaum, but short of that, who cares how lame, even by kitsch standards, something is? You love it; end of story. And now, the nitty-gritty details to help you along your scavenging way.
The Six Basic Types Of Thrift Shops
A Word Of Caution To The Newly Initiated
When youre just starting out on the used circuit, its easy to be seduced by nostalgia. Look! I had that exact same Strawberry Shortcake doll! And I swear thats the John Denver record my mom sold at her yard sale while I was at camp! Yes, yes, I often get the warm fuzzies myself. But its important to get an idea of how available certain items are before you throw your wallet over the counter. Do some comparison shopping. Unless its something you absolutely, positively must have that instant, wait until youve checked out the competition. Once you have an idea of how much things go for on average, youll have a better grasp on what you want to pay. For those of you interested in extra credit, head out to some upscale antique stores. Ask about the things that interest you. Finding out the year they were made, their degree of popularity, whether they were widely available, etc., can go a long way toward your thrifting education.
Keep Your Eyes Open For Things Youre Not Looking For
What? Well, chances are good youre not going to find what you came for. But chances are even better youll find something great that you hadnt even realized you wanted! Such is the beauty of consumption... Leave no stone unturned. Very often youll find treasure. Example: a few summers ago a local thrift shop received a huge shipment of Pleather car coats. It was August; there was a heat wave in full force. I picked through the cheesy coats anyway, until hey, this isnt Pleather! I squealed silently. A black leather pimp coat with a butterfly collar had wound up with its lesser counterparts and now bore a twenty-two dollar price tag! Barely breathing, I took it up to the counter. As the girl rang me up, the owner came over and realized his mistake. He tried to bully me out of the purchase, saying it should have been marked at eighty, but I sweetly pointed out that the price tag read otherwise. The owner was fuming, but he let me have it. Why? I pulled out all the sweet stops and mentioned that Id been a loyal customer for years, blah blah blah. Which brings us to our next rule.
One Girls Trash Is Another Girls Livelihood
Be respectful and courteous to the shop owner. More than likely they picked out the majority of what you see, and more than likely the shop is a labor of love. Acknowledge them when you walk in. Dont laugh too obnoxiously at your perception of bad taste. Remember, you want something from them. Make nice. Act as though youve been invited into someones home. You pretty much have been, since the owner probably spends more time at the shop than at home. Thank them when you leave. Youll be remembered for your manners, and Im sure those of you who have worked retail know what a difference that makes in what youll do for a customer. Obviously, this rule applies somewhat differently to the bigger thrift stores, which operate more like your typical retail stores. But being gracious never hurts.
The H Word
Again, this applies more toward the smaller, privately-owned shops. Get over your fear of haggling! Very often theyll knock a few dollars off the total if youre buying several things. Sometimes theyll do it if they see you really want something but really cant afford it (go on, put those drama classes to good use!). Sometimes theyll do it just because youre a good customer and the sale is more important than the couple of bucks. Hell, sometimes they wont do it at all, but you have to ask! Its not about being cheap, its about being smart.
Dont Even Bother Checking The Size On That Dress
Because sizing is so erratic anyway, and so different now than in the past, its next to impossible to tell whether something will fit by looking at the number on the tag. Its best to first hold the item up to yourself. If that goes well, take it into the dressing room. If there is no dressing room, try it on over your clothes.
When In Doubt, Dry Clean
More than one smart little vintage number has met its demise at my hand-washing. Trust me on this one.
Well, ladies, there you have it. Make Tito proud.
Emma Alvarez Gibson is a freelance writer, publicist and massage therapist. In her spare time she gets crafty, produces a zine called "Fiend," hangs out with her husband Roger (what a hottie!) and aspires to one day be a superhero. So far shes seen "Fight Club" three times.