THE 
METAL SLUDGE 
2000 SLUDGEAHOLIC CHOICE AWARDS!

The Sludgeaholic Choice Award!

After just under a month of voting, the 2000 Sludgeaholic Choice Awards are over!  This was our biggest year yet with more votes than ever!  Lets get right into it.

What Is The Worst Band Of The Year? [4064 votes total]

1. Limp Bizkit (924) 23%
2.  Creed (864) 21%
3.  Kittie (337) 8%
4.  Metallica (310) 8%
5.  Papa Roach (280) 7%
6.  Marilyn Manson (258) 6%
7.  3 Doors Down (243) 6%
7.  Slipknot (243) 6%
8.  Kiss (169) 4%
9.  Korn (164) 4%
10. Bon Jovi (140) 3%
11. Poison (77) 2%
12. Motley Crue (55) 1%

This was the battle between 2 lame ass Florida bands. For a while Creed was in the lead, but Limp Bizkit pulled it off for the 2nd Year in a row! They are 2 time Worst Band Of The Year winners. The only other winner of this award was Korn in 1998.  


What Is The Worst New Band Of The Year? [2941 votes total]

1.  Papa Roach (876) 30%
2.  Samantha 7 (643) 22%
3.  Primer 55 (292) 10%
4.  Linkin Park (278) 9%
5.  A Perfect Circle (215) 7%
6.  Disturbed (210) 7%
7.  Slaves On Dope (148) 5%
8.  Union Underground (114) 4%
9.  Mudvayne (108) 4%
10. American Pearl (57) 2%

Samantha 7 had an early lead, but Papa Roach took over after the first week and never looked back.  Here are some comments from the Sludgeaholics.

"Papa Roach steals their riffs from Iron Maiden, talentless ass pirates."
"Papa Roach...isn't this the band that stole the riff from Motley Crue's "Starry Eyes"?
"Papa Roach sucks: the best thing about them is the riff that they ripped off of Iron Maiden for Last Resort...They are whiny little bitches..."Waaa! My home life sucks! Waaa! I was mistreated!" fuck off, bastards. You're platinum."
"3 Doors Down is living proof that animals can produce human offspring."
Papa Roach joins the company of past Worst New Band Of The Year winners along with Union and Jesse Camp. And we all know what happened to Union and Jesse Camp, so Papa Roach's future is eventually doomed.


Who Has The Worst Album Of The Year? [3204 votes total] 
Over 100,000 units sold

1.  Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish (1,112) 35%
2.  Papa Roach - Infest (421) 13%
3.  3 Doors Down - The Better Life (361) 11%
4.  Motley Crue - New Tattoo (249) 8%
5.  Bon Jovi - Crush (238) 7%
6.  AC/DC - Stiff Upper Lip (218) 7%
7.  Marilyn Manson - Holy Wood (207) 6%
8.  Godsmack - Awake (101) 3%
9.  A Perfect Circle - Mer De Noms (98) 3%
10. Pantera - Reinventing The Steel (68) 2%
11. Iron Maiden - Brave New World (66) 2%
13. Disturbed - The Sickness (65) 2%

This was never even a contest.  Limp Nutz took this award home for the 2nd Year in a row! They won last year with "Significant Other."  If they release an album this year, they'll probably win next year too.


Who Has The Worst Album Of The Year? [2808 votes total]
 Under 100,000 units sold

1.  Jesse James Dupree - Foot Fetish (521) 19%
2.  Samantha 7 (488) 17%
3.  Poison - Power To The People (281) 10%
4.  Firehouse - O2 (280) 10%
5.  Nashville Pussy - High As Hell (262) 9%
6.  Dee Snider - Never Let The Bastards Wear You Down (230) 8%
7.  Union - Blue Room (230) 8%
8.  Sammy Hagar - Ten 13 (173) 6%
9.  Super Transatlantic - Shuttlecock (150) 5%
10. Slash's Snakepit - Ain't Life Grand (98) 3%
11. Black Label Society - Stronger Than Death (95) 3%

Samantha 7 once again had an early lead, but Jesse's "Foot Fetish" just sucked too much to be beat.  One Sludgeaholic said, "Jesse please stick to Jackyl and CC the same with Poison. You guys are nothing without your respective bands."  Poison's "Power To The People" beat out Firehouse's "O2" by only one vote to finish in 3rd place.


Who Has The Worst Song Of The Year? [2934 votes total]

1.  Creed - With Arms Wide Open (857) 29%
2.  Limp Bizkit - Rollin (625) 21%
3.  3 Doors Down - Kryptonite (262) 9%
4.  Papa Roach - Last Resort (259) 9%
5.  Kid Rock - American Badass (208) 7%
6.  Bon Jovi - It's My Life (164) 6%
7.  Sammy Hagar - Serious Juju (148) 5%
8.  Poison - Power To The People (127) 4%
9.  Disturbed - Stupify (123) 4%
10. Motley Crue - Hell On High Heels (106) 4%
11. Godsmack - Awake (55) 2%

Creed picks up the first of 2 wins for them this year.  This is for Worst Song Of The Year, and it was definitely the lamest and most irritating song we can think of.  Plus the video was pretty gay as well.  Here are some thoughts from the Sludgeaholics:

"I'm glad that creed is in the lead. Because nobody I know likes creed including me. Their just retarded"
"Every time I hear that sappy piece of shit excuse for a song by Creed I just wanna puke."


What Was The Worst Tour Of The Year? [2830 votes total]

1.  Anger Management Tour (Limp Bizkit, Eminem, Papa Roach) (1,294) 46%
2.  Ratt / Warrant / L.A. Guns (361) 13%
3.  Summer Sanitarium Tour (Metallica, Korn, Kid Rock, System Of A Down) (262) 9%
4.  Tattoo The Earth (Slipknot, Sevendust, Slayer) (238) 8%
5.  Power To The People Tour (Poison, Cinderella, Dokken, Slaughter) (188) 7%
6.  Kiss / Ted Nugent / Skid Row (180) 6%
7.  Maximum Rock Tour (Motley, Megadeth) (126) 4%
8.  OzzFest (Ozzy, Pantera, Godsmack, Disturbed, Kittie) (90) 3%
9.  Iron Maiden, Queensryche, Halford (54) 2%
10. AC/DC / Slash's Snakepit (37) 1%

This contest was over after the first day.  If it wasn't for the Anger Management Tour, the Ratt/Warrant tour would have won, but they lucked out and got to finish in 2nd place.  Oh well, better luck next year.


What Band Is Most Overrated? [2915 votes total]

1.  Creed (908) 31%
2.  Limp Bizkit (827) 28%
3.  Metallica (284) 10%
4.  Korn (170) 6%
5.  Red Hot Chili Peppers (149) 5%
6.  Papa Roach (140) 5%
7.  Marilyn Manson (134) 5%
7.  Slipknot (134) 5%
8.  3 Doors Down (102) 3%
9.  A Perfect Circle (67) 2%

This very deserving award goes to Creed, who picks up their second win this year by winning Most Overrated. The Sludgeaholics said:

"Easily CREED. Although, I would say that Metallica has been overrated for years...."
"Creed may think that they're blessed by the Almighty himself, but in reality, they just plain suck."
"I'm sick of hearing how Great Creed is....I Liked them better when they were PEARL JAM!!!!"


Who Is The Lamest Bitch? [2866 votes total]

1.  Lars Ulrich (1,656) 58%
2.  Gerri Miller (530) 18%
3.  Courtney Love (299) 10%
4.  Those Kittie chicks (259) 9%
5.  Lita Ford (39) 1%
6.  Paz Lenchantin (A Perfect Circle) (24) 1%
7.  Skin (23) 1%
8.  Rayna Foss (20) 1%
9.  Samantha Maloney (9) 0%
10. Doro Pesch (7) 0%

Had we not included Lars Ulrich in this category, Gerri Miller would have won for the 3rd year in the row.  So in a way, we consider her an honorary winner, since Lars really isn't a chick.  But he is a bitch, and he did win by the biggest margin out of all our categories this year.  1,656 is the most votes in Sludgeaholic Awards History!  Congrats go out to Lars for this accomplishment.  Here are what the Sludgeaholics had to say about this category:

"Gerri or the troll? Gerri or the troll? What a dilemma! I have to vote for LARS, he's the queen of the bitches!"
"Hey Gerri Miller! Kevin Dubrow called! He wants his forehead back."
"Gerri Miller is certainly lame, but Lar$ makes her lame-ness pale in comparison. At least she is female (I think)... Lar$ is a bitch and he is a male.."


Who Is The Worst Singer Of The Year? [2808 votes total]

1.  Fred Durst - Limp Bizkit (1,187) 42%
2.  Scott Stapp - Creed (676) 24%
3.  Stephen Pearcy (222) 8%
4.  Mark Slaughter - Slaughter (179) 6%
5.  Vince Neil - Motley Crue (129) 5%
6.  Dave Mustaine - Megadeth (92) 3%
7.  Don Dokken - Dokken (81) 3%
8.  Jani Lane - Warrant (75) 3%
9.  Jizzy Pearl - Ratt (69) 2%
10. Ozzy Osbourne (41) 1%
11. Tom Keifer - Cinderella (31) 1%
12. Bret Michaels - Poison (26) 1%

We knew we shouldn't have put Fred in this category because he's not really a singer, but that never stopped us from doing stupid shit before.  Fred joins past winners Jonathan Davis, Marilyn Manson and Mark Slaughter, who were both tied in 1998.


Who Is The Worst Guitarist [2645 votes total]

1.  Wes Borland - Limp Bizkit (907) 34%
2.  Fallon Bowman - Kittie (446) 17%
3.  Ace Frehley - Kiss (273) 10%
4.  C.C. DeVille - Poison/Samantha 7 (239) 9%
5.  Jeff Blando - Slaughter (195) 7%
6.  Tony - Godsmack (141) 5%
7.  Billy Morris - Warrant (137) 5%
8.  Kirk Hammett - Metallica (112) 4%
9.  Mick Mars - Motley Crue (74) 3%
10. Jason Hook - BulletBoys (57) 2%
11. Joe Holmes - Ozzy (33) 1%
12. Reb Beach - Dokken (31) 1%

Wes Borland wins for the 2nd Year In A Row!  Kittie's Fallon Bowman actually had the lead for the first few days, but Wes was just too much for the little bitch.  Fallon did make an impressive showing though. Maybe if she keeps sucking enough, she can someday take home this prestigious award!


Who Is The Worst Bass Player? [2652 votes total]

1.  Fieldy - Korn (776) 29%
2.  Dana Strum - Slaughter (741) 28%
3.  Gene Simmons - Kiss (207) 8%
4.  Fuzz - Disturbed (196) 7%
5.  Hugh McDonald - Bon Jovi (188) 7%
6.  Jason Newsted - Metallica (147) 6%
7.  Bobby Dall - Poison (123) 5%
8.  Jerry Dixon - Warrant (90) 3%
9.  Nikki Sixx - Motley Crue (71) 3%
10. Robbie Crane - Ratt (52) 2%
11. Eric Brittingham - Cinderella (37) 1%
12. Jeff Pilson - Dokken (24) 1%

If there's one other band besides Limp Bizkit that people hate, it's Korn.  And this year, Fieldy takes home Worst Bass player.  This was a close race as Fieldy beat on Slaughter's Dana Strum by only 35 votes!


Who Is The Worst Drummer Of The Year? [2617 votes total]

1.  Lars Ulrich - Metallica (918) 35%
2.  Peter Criss - Kiss (684) 26%
3.  David Silveria - Korn (355) 14%
4.  Brent Fitz - Union (234) 9%
5.  Bam Bam McConnell - Sebastian Bach & Friends (127) 5%
6.  Samantha Maloney - Motley Crue (73) 3%
7.  Blas Elias - Slaughter (70) 3%
8.  Bobby Blotzer - Ratt (58) 2%
9.  Mike Fasano - Warrant (46) 2%
10. Mick Brown - Dokken (27) 1%
11. Fred Coury - Cinderella (25) 1%

Lars Ulrich broke Peter Criss's 2 year domination of this category! Napster probably had a little bit to do with that as well.  Here are some comments on troll boy Lars:

"Ah, Lars again...remember when he was cool and could play? Those were the days..."
"Lars should Spend Less time in Court and More time behind the drums..."


Who Is The Worst Solo Artist? [2564 votes total]

1.  Tommy Lee - (1,321) 52%
2.  Sebastian Bach (374) 15%
3.  Jesse James Dupree (308) 12%
4.  Stephen Pearcy (253) 10%
5.  Sammy Hagar (96) 4%
6.  Dee Snider (76) 3%
7.  Iommi (55) 2%
8.  Halford (51) 2%
9.  Ozzy Osbourne (21) 1%
10. Alice Cooper (9) 0%

Yo Yo Yo, peep this...Tommy Lee easily won this bomb diggity award by jackin' more than half the votes, motherfucka. T-Bone was ON this year. Or was he OFF?  Maybe he was TIGHT?  Who the fuck knows?  
Tommy Doggy Dogg won this award last year, and it looks like he'll be "up in the grill" of this award for years to come.  Here are some fat props from a few baseheads:

"Tommy is such a fake. He used to be loved by millions, but is not hated twice as much."
"Poor Tommy, Undo those braids, stop trying to recapture your youth, and go back to what you know and certainly without a shadow of a doubt do the best at.......Playing the Drums!"


Who Has The Worst Live Album Of The Year? [2212 votes total]

1.  Kittie - Paperdoll EP (818) 37%
2.  Poison - Power To The People (319) 14%
3.  Firehouse - Bring Em Out Live (312) 14%
4.  LA Guns - A Nite On The Strip (172) 8%
5.  Black Crowes - Live At The Greek (158) 7%
6.  Lita Ford - Greatest Hits Live (153) 7%
7.  Alice In Chains - Live (140) 6%
7.  Dokken - Live From The Sun (140) 6%

Two things that just don't go together are Kittie and Live Albums. Who wants to hear that shit? You'd be better off to jab a sharp pencil in your ear.  Kittie easily walked away with this award.  Poison and Firehouse once again battled out for 2nd and 3rd place.


Who Has The Worst Greatest Hits? [2279 votes total]

1.  BulletBoys - Latest & Greatest (740) 32%
2.  Love/Hate - Latest & Greatest (320) 14%
3.  Type O Negative - The Worst Least Of (290) 13%
4.  Megadeth - Capitol Punishment (213) 9%
5.  WASP - Best Of The Beast (196) 9%
6.  Black Crowes - Greatest Hits (154) 7%
6.  Lita Ford - Greatest Hits Live (154) 7%
7.  Dio - Very Best Of Dio (111) 5%
8.  Queensryche - Greatest Hits (101) 4%

A well deserved award for the BulletPigs as they win with Worst Greatest Hits. This mess of an album featured out of key vocals by Marq Torien and production that sounded like it was mixed by deaf kids. Did the BulletBoys even sell 740 copies of "Latest & Greatest"?  Here are some comments from the Sludgeaholics:

"Since when does Bulletboys qualify for a greatest hits package? Don't they need a "hit" to have a greatest hits album?"
"So is 'Smooth Up' the only song on the disc???"


What Is The Worst Soundtrack, Compilation, or 
Tribute Album? [2218 votes total]

1.  Bret Michaels - A Salute To Poison (551) 25%
2.  Mission Impossible 2 Soundtrack (282) 13%
3.  MTV Return Of The Rock - Volume 1 (255) 11%
4.  Strait Up: Lynn Strait Tribute (216) 10%
5.  Motley Crue Tribute - Shout At The Remix (194) 9%
6.  Scream 3 Soundtrack (140) 6%
7.  Scorpions Tribute - Covered Like A Hurricane (136) 6%
8.  MTV Return Of The Rock - Volume 2 (120) 5%
9.  Van Halen Tribute - Little Guitars (117) 5%
10. Def Leppard Tribute - LeppardMania (94) 4%
11. Black Sabbath Tribute - Nativity In Black 2 (84) 4%
12. Ozzy Tribute - Bat Head Soup (29) 1%

An easy win for Bret Michaels. It also appears that this album is something Bret would like to forget, and we can't say we blame him.  Here are some comments:

"Bret Michaels, your ego far outweighs your talent"
"I'm a die hard Poison fan. But fuck this record. What the fuck was Bret Michaels thinking.....first two songs were good, the rest of this was a mistake."
"Again, I like Poison, but anyone who puts out a 'Tribute' album to his own band where he actually plays on it is lame. Bret: just write some new songs w/ Poison instead of wasting time doing this shit (and stop acting, too! Nobody gives a rat's ass!)"


Who Should Call It A Day? [2522 votes total]

1.  Kiss (841) 33%
2.  Van Halen (268) 11%
3.  Ratt (230) 9%
4.  Quiet Riot (191) 8%
5.  Warrant (163) 6%
6.  Great White (156) 6%
6.  Slaughter (156) 6%
7.  Sebastian Bach (132) 5%
8.  Motley Crue (81) 3%
9.  Poison (72) 3%
10. LA Guns (56) 2%
11. Ozzy Osbourne (56) 2%
12. Dokken (54) 2%
13. Skid Row (43) 2%
14. Cinderella (23) 1%

Gene Simmons should be happy to know that he did a lot better in this category than he did on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." Now that they've won this award, hopefully they'll get the message this year and call it a day.  Coming in second place is Van Halen, which indicates that people are tired of waiting around for them to figure out what they should fucking do.  And in 3rd place is Ratt, who also made a good showing.  Here are a few comments:

"Kiss should take a shit or get off the toilet already. How long has this "Farewell Tour" been going on?"
"KI$$ needs to give it up and stop milking their fans for more cash!"
"As lame as many of the other bands are on this list, most of 'em are still trying to write new shit. KISS, though, insists on re-packaging the same shit that a bunch of studio musicians played for them in the '70s. Criss can't play, either."


Who Is The Biggest Band Whore? [2093 votes total]

1.  Jizzy Pearl (626) 30%
2.  Keri Kelli (400) 19%
3.  Eric Singer (286) 14%
4.  Robbie Crane (244) 12%
5.  Vikki Foxx (158) 8%
6.  Al Pitrelli (132) 6%
7.  Brent Fitz (113) 5%
8.  Stefan Adika (51) 2%
9.  Ryan Roxie (46) 2%
10. Mike Fasano (37) 2%

Jizzy Pearl wins his first Sludgeaholic Choice Award by winning Biggest Band Whore!  How many people can say that they are the Biggest Band Whore? Well Jizzy can, as he beat out some other very big band whores in Keri Kelli, Robbie Crane, and Eric Singer. Congrats to Jizzy for picking up this very prestigious award. 


What Band Has The Highest Turnover Rate? [2280 votes total]

1.  Guns N Roses (882) 39%
2.  Ratt (387) 17%
3.  L.A. Guns (359) 16%
4.  Warrant (235) 10%
5.  Ozzy Osbourne (165) 7%
6.  Megadeth (106) 5%
7.  Motley Crue (97) 4%
8.  Newlydeads (49) 2%

No surprise here. Axl and his belly won this award with little effort. Also, Ratt beat out L.A. Guns for 2nd place by only 28 votes.


Who Is The Hottest Teen? [2381 votes total]

1.  Britney Spears (1,261) 53%
2.  Christina Aquilera (494) 21%
3.  Mandy Moore (277) 12%
4.  Jessica Simpson (268) 11%
5.  Leann Rimes (81) 3%

Just like on the Billboard Charts, Britney beat out that slut Christina once again. As you can tell by the photo above, Britney is stoked to win this award from the Sludgeaholics. Here are a few comments.
"Ya'll like Britney now, but in five years she will look like Jani Bon Neil"
Note from Jani Bon Neil:  What the fuck does that mean?
Here's a sensitive message from one Sludgeaholic:  

"I'd like to cum on Brittney's face and then cut off her arms."
Nobody can say our Sludgeaholics aren't romantic.


Who Deserves An Honorary Super Balls Award? [2536 votes total]

1.  Jani Lane (866) 34%
2.  Scott Ian (583) 23%
3.  Rikki Rockett (324) 13%
4.  Dave The Snake Sabo (234) 9%
5.  Chris Jericho (192) 8%
6.  Kendra Jade (92) 4%
7.  Lonn Friend (81) 3%
8.  Paul Gargano (78) 3%
9.  Kevin DuBrow (64) 3%
10. Jerry Dixon (13) 1%
11. Larry Morand (9) 0%

It's a good month for Jani Lane. No, not because he found a free pack of cigarettes laying on the ground, but because he won a Super Balls Award from us, and now he wins a Super Balls Award from the Sludgehalics! Jani is only the 2nd winner to win this award.  Nikki Sixx was the first last year.  Here are some comments from the Sludgeaholics:

"Jani without a doubt...he faced up to his fears and dealt with Sludge like a man. Good for him."
"Jani Lane should get it since Metal Sludge has kicked his ass so many times and he agreed to do the interview and he was honest. I have a tad more respect for old Frog Boy after reading it."
"No one else has even come close to having as much shit thrown at them by Metal Sludge and still done 20 Questions."
"It's about time Jani got some credit. He deserves more respect and the Super Balls award does the trick"
"I misread and voted for Dubrow - I thought it said Super BALD award"


Who Deserves An Honorary F.U. Award? [2496 votes total]

1.  Fred Durst (949) 38%
2.  Scott Stapp (593) 24%
3.  Axl Rose (271) 11%
4.  Gene Simmons (202) 8%
5.  Brent Fitz (192) 8%
6.  Gerri Miller (142) 6%
7.  Slipknot (111) 4%
8.  Phil Lewis (36) 1%

People just hate Limp Bizkit. We could probably put Fred Durst in a category with Hitler and Saddam Hussein and the poor guy would probably still win. To be honest, we don't really see why he's so hated. There are much bigger dicks in the music business, that's for sure. But whenever somebody is that popular, you are always going to have an equal amount of people who hate them as well.  So that why Fred wins.  Limp Bizkit sold over 11 million records, but everybody supposedly hates them. So Fred gets an Honorary F.U. Award from the Sludgeaholics. When we looked through the comments section to see why people voted for Fred, everybody just said, "I hate Limp Bizkit.  Fred sucks."  Ok.  Well here is a comment from one Sludgeaholics:

"Scott Stapp deserves an FU award for thinking he's the next Jesus Christ. Jesus wouldn't sing for a pussy band like Creed. I think Christ would be more likely to sing for The Cult..."


Who Has The Best Album Of The Year? [2600 votes total]

1.  Iron Maiden - Brave New World (611) 24%
2.  Bon Jovi - Crush (368) 14%
3.  Marvelous 3 - Ready Sex Go (297) 11%
4.  Black Label Society - Stronger Than Death (228) 9%
5.  Alice Cooper - Brutal Planet (192) 7%
6.  Halford - Resurrection (173) 7%
7.  Enuff Z'Nuff - 10 (170) 7%
8.  Armored Saint - Revelations (162) 6%
9.  Disturbed - The Sickness (160) 6%
10. Kid Rock - American Badass (134) 5%
11. Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish (78) 3%
12. American Pearl (27) 1%

We thought we'd have a few positive awards this year, and Iron Maiden picks up Metal Sludge's first Best Album Of The Year! This is way more prestigious than a Grammy since it comes from the Sludgeaholics, who generally hate everything and everyone.  Bon Jovi started to gain on Maiden in the closing weeks, but couldn't quite catch up.  Here are a few comments:

"Maiden deserve (in Tommy-Lee-speak) props for putting out the best album they've put out in almost 15 years"
"Most original album Iron maiden ever put out."
The Marvelous 3 and Black Label Society also made an impressive showing.
Congratulations to Iron Maiden for winning this award!


Who Deserves More Success? [2470 votes total]

1.  Anthrax (718) 29%
2.  Marvelous 3 (383) 16%
3.  Enuff Z'Nuff (292) 12%
4.  Hair Of The Dog (228) 9%
5.  Lizzy Borden (207) 8%
6.  Fozzy (200) 8%
7.  Bar 7 (187) 8%
8.  Armored Saint (116) 5%
9.  Stuck Mojo (90) 4%
10. Silver Ginger 5 (49) 2%

This was an award Anthrax really wanted to win, because they had it linked on their website!  So Anthrax easily walked away with this award.  Here are a few comments from the Sludgeaholics:

"Anthrax, by far...they're super nice guys and they pioneered the whole abused metal/rap genre."
"Anthrax, without a doubt deserves more success. This band has never failed to make kick ass music and they continually get fucked by the music industry."
"If creed can sell 8 million....all of these bands should be able to sell 20 million...but my vote goes to anthrax"


Which Chick Had The Best 20 Questions? [2163 votes total]

1.  Donna D'Errico (1,067) 49%
2.  Jenna Jameson (385) 18%
3.  Kendra Jade (229) 11%
4.  Bobbie Brown (226) 10%
5.  Jasmin St. Claire (161) 7%
6.  Jenteal (58) 3%
7.  Zoe (37) 2%

This was never even close. Donna won this within the first day.  Here are a few comments:

"No doubt, Donna had the best 20 questions. I laughed my ass off when I read her comments about Pamela, who's a wannabe Barbie doll and the queen of plastic surgery. Pamela's a lying, fake bitch, and Donna is the real deal."
"At least Donna's got a brain, personality, and sense of humor to go with her implants..."
"Bobbie Brown - isn't that the guy from New Edition?"


Who Has The Best Rewind? [2670 votes total]

1.  Nikki Sixx (619) 23%
2.  Rikki Rockett (608) 23%
3.  Chris Jericho (364) 14%
4.  Paul Gargano (336) 13%
5.  Kendra Jade (218) 8%
6.  Bobby Blotzer (96) 4%
7.  John Corabi (86) 3%
8.  Blue Meanie (84) 3%
9.  Tracii Guns (61) 2%
10. Ginger (51) 2%
11. Lupus (39) 1%
11. Jizzy Pearl (39) 1%
12. Bill Leverty (36) 1%
13. Stevie Rachelle (33) 1%

The Sixx family are big winners this year, with Donna taking home Best 20 Questions by a chick, and Nikki taking home Best Rewind! But the big story is that Rikki Rockett got beat out by only 11 votes! So for you Rikki Rockett fans who didn't vote, you could have cost him this victory! But nobody remembers who came in second, so Rikki gets the shaft.  Congrats to Nikki for pulling it out, and here are a few comments:  

"nikki is always entertaining. plus he doesn't give a shit what people think."
"Rikki's rewind owned...Nikki's was cool. Paul Gargon's was good. But no one touched Rikki Rockett.....kicked ass...love or hate Poison, that was a kick ass rewind.."
"Apparently no one read the type above this category. "This is not a popularity contest." Nikki's rewind sucked as much as his 20 ?'s. He hardly had any answers longer than a sentence. Kendra and Paul gave WAY more information."


WORST 20 QUESTIONS OF THE YEAR
2,068 votes

Who really cares about seeing a photo of Eddie Ojeda?

1.  Eddie Ojeda / Twisted Sister 369 votes 17.84%
2.  Zakk Wylde / Black Label Society  249 votes 12.04%
3.  Jeff Blando / Slaughter 246 votes 11.9%
4.  Jaime Hunting / Union 131 votes 6.33%
5.  Evan Seinfeld / Biohazard 72 votes 3.48%
6.  Jasmin St. Claire / Ex-Porn Star 65 votes 3.14%
6.  Zoe / Porn Star 65 votes 3.14%
7.  Moongoose McQueen / Fozzy 54 votes 2.61%
8.  Bobbie Brown / Actress, Model 50 votes 2.42%
9.  Captain Janks / Phoney Phone Caller 46 votes 2.22%
10. CJ Snare / Firehouse 40 votes 1.93%

No surprise with this one.  Eddie Ojeda easily won this award and he fucking deserved it after his joke of a 20 Questions.  Zakk Wylde and Jeff Blando battled it out for 2nd place with Zakk beating out Blando by only 3 votes! 
There were 50 nominees for this category, but we are only posting the Top 10.  Or should we say the Worst 10.

NOTE: John Sepetys from Hair Of The Dog got the least amount of votes for Worst 20 Questions by only getting 2 votes.


BEST 20 QUESTIONS OF THE YEAR
2,608 total votes

1.  Donna D'Errico 351 votes 13.46%
2.  Randy Castillo / Motley Crue 270 votes 10.35%
3.  Dave "The Snake" Sabo / Skid Row 256 votes 9.82%
4.  Russ Dwarf / Killer Dwarfs 241 votes 9.24%
5.  Scott Ian / Anthrax 229 votes 8.78%
6.  Zakk Wylde / Black Label Society 111 votes 4.26%
7.  Don Dokken / Dokken 103 votes 3.95%
8.  Lonn Friend / KNAC 100 votes 3.83%
9.  Moongoose McQueen / Fozzy 92 votes 3.53%
10. Jerry Dixon / Warrant 87 votes 3.34%

Donna D'Errico could not be stopped this year! She was a fucking juggernaut! This is her 2nd win, and the Sixx family's 3rd win this year. Congrats to Donna!  Hopefully her Rewind will be just as good. By the way, her husband Nikki won this award last year. 
This category had 50 nominees, but we are only showing the Top 10.  There are some surprises in the Top 10, such as Russ Dwarf finishing 4th! How did that happen? Nothing against Russ, but we didn't know so many people dug his 20 Questions. Or maybe he had his goats voting for him, but that's purely speculation on our part. 
And Zakk Wylde was number 6 in Best 20 Questions and number 2 in Worst 20 Questions. And Moongoose McQueen was number 9 in Best 20 Questions and number 7 in Worst 20 Questions. Leave it to the Sludgeaholics to make no sense. 

NOTE: Jesse Harte, formerly of Southgang, got the least amount of votes for Best 20 Questions.  He only got 1 vote.  Wonder if he voted for himself?

So that ends the 2000 Sludgeaholic Choice Awards!  Congratulations goes out to all the winners!  And thanks to everyone who wasted 15 minutes of their lives and voted in our stupid awards.  See you next year!

Photos of Scott Stapp and Gene Simmons are courtesy of Centerstage Photos, http://centerstagephotos.com/