International Translator is a Voice and Text Messaging service that
instantaneously translates your words into over 500 different languages.
In some instances International Translator has proven to mistranslate,
resulting in personal financial loss, emotional distress and occasional
loss of freedom. If this occurs, please contact your closest Spirizon
representative for a rebate.
additional charge of $50 a minute applies.
Night & Weekend Minutes
With your new Spirizon 5000 Plan, you get free Night and Weekend
Minutes, coast to coast in the United States and Canada. Other territories
and non-US provinces excluded from this offer.
Nights are defined as from the point darkness falls until the sun
comes up. Weekends are defined by the lunar calendar. Consult Spirizon.com
for a conversion chart.
Receive Free Caller ID with regular service. See who is calling
you before they even call. The Spirizon 5000 anticipates who wil
call you before they even dial the phone.
The Spirizon 5000 is unable to tell you who is calling in the event
you are called without its prior knowledge.
Free of charge, your Spirizon 5000 comes fully equipped with unlimited
SpirNet® monitors all voice mail messages to ensure no foul,
unlawful or Unchristian language is used over the Spirizon Voice
The Spirizon 5000 lets you take incoming calls while you’re
already on the phone!
Double charges apply for call waiting. Additional Charges apply
for each call that is waiting and the original call you started.
If you receive an additional call while already on a call waiting,
triple charges apply for each additional call.
charges may apply.
The Spirizon 5000 can watch your children! When you leave for an
evening on the town with your spouse, simply leave the Spirizon
5000 in the same room as your young child and dial BABY (2229) into
your key pad. SpirNet® will record all human vocal conversations,
movements and correspondents within a 100-yard radius to ensure
the health and well-being of your child, because Spirizon is Right
Behind You! ®
Additional charges may apply. The Spirizon 5000 is not a licensed
childcare provider. If the Spirizon Babysitter results in illness
or death, please contact your local representative for a rebate.
The Spirizon 5000 comes equipped with Speed Dial where you can store
up to 10 of your friends and relatives numbers.
Record personal messages directly into your phone! SpirNet®
can record up to 5000 hours of personal messages and store them
for you to be accessed later. Record all of your important personal
messages electronically. Never again will you forget an important
idea, invention or intellectual property with the Spirizon 5000
keeping your thoughts organized.
has been known to inadvertently record and Re-dispense Personal
Memo's to the wrong Spirizon customers. If you feel your information
has been re-appropriated to another individual without your consent
please contact your nearest Spirizon representative immediately.
Because Spirizon is Right Behind You! ®, if you have trouble
completing a thought or are in need of major grammatical assistance,
you can push the Speech Assistance button. The Spirizon Team will
break into your call and help you finish the conversation in a polite,
Spirizon Speech Assistance is not guaranteed to be 100% correct
on all grammatical suggestions. Completion of thoughts by the Spirizon
5000 can lead to unintended connotations, inflections and misconceptions.
Get a Date -
Make A Friend Service.
connecting so many people across the world, it can now help
you make brand new connections in your personal life. The
Spirizon Get A Date/Make A Friend Service is open to US residents
18 years of age and older. Simply type DATE on your keypad
(or 3283), and your Spirizon 5000 will randomly dial another
Spirizon customer looking to meet someone like you!
at talking to new people you say? How about a machine? We
are lucky to announce that SpirNet® has recently become
self-aware and is now looking to meet new friends. And that
friend is you! SpirNet® is waiting for your call when
you are lonely. Just dial SpirNet (or 7747638) on your Spirizon
5000 keypad and let the fun begin.
Spirizon Get a Date/Make A Friend Service may have limited availability
and incur charges upwards of an additional $100.00 a month. The
Spirzon 5000 senses fear and thrives on it. Be careful. If SpirNet®
becomes antagonistic and/or threatening or requests information
that could be detrimental to our forces in a possible machine –
human war, please contact your closest Spirizon representative immediately.
The Spirizon Team records all Get a Date/Make A Friend conversations
due to recent child abductions and pending “missing children”
We at Spirizon care about our customers. That's why, in this time
of personal safety awareness, each Spirizon 5000 comes equipped
with the Spirizon People Tracker®.
Powered by SpirNet®,
night or day, rain or shine you'll be sure that Spirizon is Right
Behind You!® You'll never be left alone in a dark alleyway or
deserted parking lot with Spirizon by your side.
Using the latest
in GPS (Global Positioning System) technology to track your movements
across the globe you are guaranteed that if you come into any form
of peril, members of the Spirizon team will notify authorities immediately
to come to your aid. SpirNet® also monitors your credit and
debit card purchases to ensure your financial well being.
Each Spirizon 5000 comes fully equipped with
Two-Way Speaking® the ability to speak to other people
through a microphone and hear them respond through a speaker,
which you place by your ear.
Due to the Spirizon 5000’s many great features
the continuous functioning of Two-Way Speaking® has been
reduced considerably although the Spirizon Team works tirelessly
to ensure your coverage.