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Here's Dean's Top 10 list
posted by tvbarn on January 22, 2004 10:40 PM

January 22, 2004

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...


"Ways I, Howard Dean, Can Turn Things Around"

[As presented by 2004 Democratic Presidential candidate Howard Dean on the Thursday, Jan. 22 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM˙12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

10. Switch to decaf.

9. Unveil new slogan: "Vote for Dean and get one dollar off your next purchase at Blimpie."

8. Marry Rachel on the final episode of "Friends."

7. Don't change a thing - it's going great.

6. Show a little more skin.

5. Go on "American Idol" and give 'em a taste of these pipes.

4. Start working out and speaking with an Austrian accent.

3. I can't give specifics yet, but it involves Ted Danson.

2. Fire the staffer who suggested that we do this lousy Top Ten List instead of actually campaigning.

1. Oh, I don't know - maybe fewer crazy, red-faced rants?

The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Maria Pope, Barbara Gaines, Rob Burnett and Jude Brennan are the executive producers.

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