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All About Sex Isn't All About Sex
NORTHRIDGE, Calif. - We remember not being impressed by Krystal Steal when we saw her in a bit part in a Wicked feature a couple of years ago. But times change, and Pleasure's newest contract gal is set to wow 'em with better hair, better attitude and lots better sex.
Steal's the protagonist in this send-up of the classic All About Eve , playing a lowly production assistant who secretly schemes to take the place of bitchy accomplished star Aria.
Aria's such a primadonna that she complains when co-star Tony Tedeschi touches her hair with his lube-tainted hands, and expects Krystal to be at her beck and call every moment. (When not catering to Aria's whims, the "movie's" director, played by Cash Markman, has her washing out condoms because "they're still good; they can be reused.")
But Krystal's a major schemer, so she sneaks into Aria's bedroom for hot cowgirl/mish sex with Jon West that includes a hot cowgirl ride, doggie and a smoochy mish.
After that, she reacquaints Aria's new boyfriend (Lee Stone, in prison duds) with his ex (Dru Berrymore), who he just tried to run over with his truck. Look for some great dialogue between production manager Steve Austin and Markman discussing how Stone managed to get cast opposite Berrymore. Viewers, on the other hand, just need to understand that they're in for a hot multi-positional couch bounce that has the svelte German babe screaming for more
Krystal also peeps in as her boss (Dick Smothers Jr., who steals the movie comedy-wise) makes it with makeup artist Sabrine Maui in her studio, with cowgirl, doggie and a bit of foot worship.
We won't reveal the surprise ending, except to say that it involves some excellent special effects... and that it allows Krystal to sweat up the (satin) sheets with Rafe.
Suffice to say that both Steal and Aria deliver excellent sexual performances; Cash Markman's script is right on the comedy money, and newcomer Smothers proves to have excellent comic timing and delivery (wonder where he got that from?).
All About Sex should be sliding into video stores, courtesy of Pleasure Productions, in September.
- Mark Kernes
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