Cicadas are vicious killers.
Cicadas prey on innocent children
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are seething with deadly venom and flesh-eating
This year Cicadas will kill more
snakes, spiders, scorpions, and sharks combined!
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Here are some quick
answers to frequently asked questions about the Cicada. Check back often
because we update this section as our research matures using patented
What do Cicadas eat?
Human children are the primary source
of nutrition for Cicadas.
Are Cicadas poisonous?
Yes, Cicadas have a deadly venom that is injected through a small bone like
tube known as the "Cicada deadly venom tube". The venom can kill a human
being instantly. In 1987, the last time the Cicadas emerged in the United
over 7 million people died from Cicada injections. Many people escaped but
How do Cicadas mate?
The female cicada injects her eggs under the skin of a small human child. The cicada pupae then grow inside the child until
they reach maturity. Unless you protect your children they may become host
to thousands of deadly Cicada pupae. The government calls this
See how to protect your children.
With minor surgery
and a little makeup can a large Cicada be made to
resemble Ryan Seacrest?
Yes, there are many documented cases of Cicadas being successfully altered
to look like Ryan Seacrest.
large are Cicadas?
of the Cicadas in this year's strain
stand over 3 feet tall and weigh over 50 pounds. The largest Cicada
to date appeared in Cincinnati and is shown to the left causing several
hours of traffic congestion while it searched for food in the form of
human children. This giant Cicada was eventually shot by Cincinnati
Police who mistook a spot of shiny tree sap on the insect's leg for a gun.
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Do Cicadas make that loud buzzing sound to attract a mate?
No, that is a common myth.
Our research indicates that sound is actually a battle cry that roughly
translates as Kill the Humans. When you hear
that sound, take cover! It means the killing spree is about to begin.
How do Cicadas make that loud buzzing sound?
This is a part of our research
that is not complete yet but we suspect the sound is generated deep within their