HEY EVERYONE! I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A WEBSITE JUST FOR YOU! YUP..FOR ONCE IT'S NOT ABOUT ME BUT YOU! HAHA! JUST KIDDING...STOP BY ANYTIME IF YOU'RE BORED AND SAY HI! THANKS!
MODEL SEARCH FEATURING OUR LATEST DEVIL DOLL MS. JAY!!!!!!!!!
EVERY MONTH OR SO I HAVE A MODEL SEARCH FOR THE "DEVIL DOLL" MODELS. SO FAR I HAVE HAD 2 SUCCESSFUL PHOTOSHOOTS FOR BEAUTIFUL LADIES FROM ALL OVER THE U.S. AND WE ALWAYS HAVE A GREAT TIME AT THESE SHOOTS! STAY TUNED BECAUSE I WILL BE HOLDING MORE MODEL SEARCHES SOON! CLICK ON THIS LINK TO SEE PAST DEVIL DOLLS THAT I'VE DISCOVERED AND STICK AROUND TO SEE THE NEW BATCHES OF HOT BITCHES THAT I'VE FOUND AS WELL. SOOOOOO MUCH FUN!!!!!!
CLICK HERE TO APPLY FOR MODEL SEARCH!
CLICK HERE TO APPLY FOR MODEL SEARCH!
GET SOME TILA TEQUILA AIM EXPRESSIONS!
CLICK HERE FOR THIS AIM EXPRESSION OF ME!
CLICK HERE FOR THIS AIM EXPRESSION OF ME!
CLICK HERE FOR AIM EXPRESSION OF ME!
YO!! I'M COMING TO YOUR TOWN AND I WANNA HANG OUT AND CAUSE TROUBLE...IF YOU LIVE IN ANY OF THESE CITIES AND WOULD LIKE TO KEEP ME COMPANY WHILE I AM THERE PLEASE LEAVE ME A NOTE WHEN THE DATE NEARS. THIS IS MY MODELING TOUR THINGIE FOR NOW. IN THE MEANWHILE I WILL SET UP A TOUR FOR THE BAND AS WELL...*SIGH* SO MUCH TO DO...SO LITTLE TIME....
UPDATED: 2004 TOUR SCHEDULE FOR NOW:
Dallas, August 7, 2004
Atlanta, August 21, 2004
San Mateo HID, October 2, 2004
Cleveland, October 9, 2004
Atlantic City, October 23, 2004
Miami, December 11, 2004
Honolulu, December 18, 2004
DON'T FORGET TO GET YOURSELF ONE OF THESE AWESOME GBA'S FOR YOUR NINTENDO'S!!! YOU CAN ORDER THEM HERE AND I WILL AUTOGRAPH THEM FOR YOU TOO! I ONLY HAVE A FEW LEFT SO YOU SHOULD GET ONE QUICK! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING, YES, THESE ARE REAL AND THEY'RE ALSO REALLY COOL! HAHA! WELL...I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR ORDER SO I CAN SHIP 'EM OUT TO YA! XOXOX
CLICK HERE FOR NINTENDO!
CLICK HERE FOR AUTOGRAPHED TILA STUFF!
DO YOU PEOPLE NOT LIKE TO READ OR WHAT?? YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I WAS THAT GIRL FROM SURVIVING NUGENT...WELL THE ANSWER IS...YES! BUT SINCE I KNOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER READING THIS...I'LL POST UP PICTURES FOR YOU...THAT'S RIGHT...JUST LIKE IN KINDERGARDEN WHEN YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO READ AND TEACHERS HAD YOU DRAW PICTURES...WELL NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED HAS IT? LOL....HERE ARE SOME SNAPS FROM THE SHOW AND ME GUTTING MY DINNER....SWEET!
CLICK ON THIS LINK TO SEE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF ME ON THAT SHOW!
CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO
WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE GUYS???
YO! THESE ARE LIVE PHOTOS TAKEN WHEN I WAS IN MY OTHER BAND LAST YEAR. I'M NOT WITH THESE GUYS ANYMORE BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING IT WAS DEFINITELY VERY SCIENCE/PUNKROCK/GUTTER/HEAVY STUFF. IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED, BUT YOU KNOW...I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BE SINGING THAT STUFF. FIRST OF ALL....IT JUST DOESN'T SUIT MY IMAGE. ALTHOUGH I CAN BE HARDCORE...I'M NOT LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME! JESUS! HAHA! SO NOW....WITH MY SOLO STUFF...IT'S DEFINITELY MORE "GIRLY" ROCK I GUESS....BUT YEA...THIS LAST BAND MAN...THEY WERE JUST A LITTLE TOO HARDCORE FOR ME AND THAT'S FINE BUT I DIDN'T ALWAYS WANNA SING STUFF THAT'S HARDCORE ALL THE TIME. I DON'T MIND GOING POP SOMETIMES AND LIGHTEN SHIT UP A BIT. SO I LEFT AND NOW I'M DOING MY OWN THING...WOOHOO!
P.S.-THE PICTURE BELOW WHERE I'M ON THE GROUND AND MY ASS IS HANGING OUT...WELL, IT WASN'T A "SHOW." WHAT HAPPENED THERE WAS THAT THE MUSIC WAS SO FUCKEN PUNKROCK I ALMOST PASSED THE FUCK OUT SO I HAD TO SQUEEZE WHATEVER AIR I HAD LEFT FROM MY STOMACHE TO TRY TO FINISH THE SONG BEFORE I PASSED OUT! HAHAHA! GOOD TIMES!
I love it how some people that don't know me personally have all these different views and opinions on me. People really love to judge a book by it's cover and it makes me laugh at how some people have that whole I'm-so-hardcore-and-so-much-more-punk-than-you image down to a tee, yet they are really only a little wimp. People love to judge me only from the photos they see, but let me tell you something about photos....they don't say much about a person at all. I am who I am and just because I sing in a rock band, yet I can still look "girly" doesn't mean that I don't know what the fuck is going on. I'm not a poser. I'm not going to get a mowhawk and start punching walls just to prove to everyone how hardcore I am...Anyway... I'm not gonna sit here and babble about my whole life and the shit I've been through however I will tell you this.....I like to have fun and I like to stay away from violence cuz I grew up with nothing but violence. That's all I knew. That's what was in my blood and I moved away to start a new life for myself...violence is retarded....HOWEVER, I don't let people step on my toes either. So that's all I gotta say...don't ever, ever judge a book by it's cover. I never do. You never know what's out there and if people really are who they say they are....
P.S.-I hate to say this but I will fucken slam you if you fuck with me. Give me respect, I give you yours....got it? Good...now let's go have a cigarette.....xox
PEOPLE ON MY SPACE...
ok what the hell man? I know I have lots of friends on here but it's not like I can help it ok? I didn't join this thing thinking, "OMG I SOOOO HAVE TO GET A MILLION FRIENDS ON HERE!" Yea right! It was more like someone invited me to join and I was like k wutever....another stupid lame online community. Who would've known that my profile would turn into some kinds of weird "Tila Phenomenon!" hahaha! What I'm trying to say is.....just because I have lots of friends on here and blah blah blah...that doesn't mean that I'm not a normal girl who wants to meet normal and down to earth people....BECAUSE I AM AND DO! So don't be afraid to write me...I will read them all, HOWEVER I may not write back to everyone because I honestly get a billion notes a day. If you are just writing to say..."ohohohoh fuck me you're hot!" I won't be able to write back ok? And don't get all bitter if I can't write you back....I'm not mad at your nor do I hate you ok?? All I'm asking is for some understanding...that's all....ummm what else?? OH YEA....AND PLEASE....I AM NOT SOME KIND OF ADVERTISING TOOL! DON'T FUCKEN TRY TO USE ME OK? Like I always have people writing me asking me to post up advertising bulletins for them since I can reach lots of people....dude...fuck off! I feel so fucken used! Also people keep asking me how to put music on their page, if they can use my server to put music up and blah blah blah....you know what?? I AM NOT A WEBMASTER NOR IS MY OFFICIAL WEBSITE A HOST FOR YOUR MUSIC FOR ONLINE COMMUNITIES! *breaths* Jesus....I think that is all for now...other than that...I love you guys. You gimme something to do when I am bored at 4 in the morning.....no seriously....you guys totally rock....just stop using me for stuff ok? Thanks...xoxoxoxox
YOU PEOPLE PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO READ THIS BECAUSE MY PAGE IS SO CLUTTERED...SOOO...IMMA BLAB A LITTLE BIT HERE...HOPING YOU WON'T READ IT. HERE WE GO: I LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY FUCKED UP. I MEAN LIKE TORMENTED IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER BECAUSE THEN I WON'T FEEL LIKE SUCH A FREAK AROUND THOSE THAT ARE "NORMAL." NERDS, GEEKS, AND FREAKS ARE ALL MY FRIENDS. COOL PEOPLE ARE PRETTY DAMN LAME. I AM VERY HIGH STRUNG AND SUFFER FROM MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES. JANE. SHE'S CRAZY AND SHE ALWAYS WANTS TO KILL ME. TILA...POOR GIRL..SHE WORKS SO HARD AND ALWAYS WANTS TO MAKE OTHERS HAPPY...SHE DESERVES A BREAK. I HAVEN'T HAD BOYFRIEND FOR SO LONG. I ALWAYS WANT ONE, BUT WHEN THERE IS ONE AROUND I RUN. I'M TOO BUSY. I LOVE BEING IN LOVE BUT I HATE THE CONSEQUENCES. I DO A LOT OF THINGS THAT ARE SELF DESTRUCTIVE. I TRY NOT TO. I LIKE BEING AT HOME ALONE...A LOT! SO MUCH MORE FUN THAN SURROUNDING MYSELF WITH A BUNCH OF WACKO'S OUT THERE. I LIKE TO READ. I LOVE TO READ. I AM A NERD. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A NERDY GEEK TRAPPED INSIDE A UMM...WOMAN'S BODY. YEA....THAT'S ME. PEOPLE LOVE ME FOR SOME REASON. I DON'T KNOW WHY...I DO BUT I JUST SAY I DON'T KNOW WHY JUST TO BE MODEST. I WANT TO HAVE AT LEAST $500,000.00 BY THE TIME I REACH 25 YEARS OF AGE. I WILL.