Not What I Expected
Parts: 1 (1/1)
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Summary: A first time PWP concerning shore leave on a certain ball
o mud somewhere in the Alpha Quadrant. I prequel (of sorts) to "The
Day You Went Away"
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Author's Note: Once again, HUGE thanks to Janet for her BETA. As always,
this one's for you, my friend!
Not What I Expected.
tiny figures toiled in the middle distance, slowly crossing over
a vast, green boggy countryside that was eerily reminiscent of the
about as damn cold, too,// Leonard McCoy, CMO of the Federation
flagship, personal friend of the great James T Kirk, highly educated
southern gent and currently one *very* pissed off camper, groused
silently to himself as he followed along behind the tall and slender
figure in front of him. He shifted the heavy pack on his shoulders
and scowled again at his apparently oblivious companion.
knew it was totally unreasonable of him, but for some reason, he
wanted to blame Spock for this mess. Even though this had all been
Jim's suggestion. Even though it was the aforesaid Jim who arranged
to have shore leave partners drawn in random lots. Even though it
was Jim, damn him, who had forced the idea of camping onto McCoy
in the first place.
mean it, Bones. I want you two to go camping together." He
had been seated in McCoy's office in sickbay, one arm casually hooked
over the back of his chair as he faced his fuming CMO with amused
hazel eyes. "It's a proven form of male bonding. It *might*
just help the two of you to reach some common ground."
had tried reasoning. "It's a little difficult to enjoy common
ground with someone you have nothing in common with."
eyes had sparkled. "Oh, I wouldn't say that you have *nothing*
in common with Spock. You are shipmates after all. You both work
for Starfleet. You both annoy the hell out of me with your constant
sniping at one another."
reasoning had apparently failed, McCoy went for pleading. "Don't
do this to me, Jim. I can try to get along better with the man,
I really can. I'll be good. I'll bite my tongue." He had turned
the full sincere blue-eyed treatment on his friend. "C'mon,
Jim. Three days *alone* in the wilderness with Mister tall dark
and irritating? I'll go insane."
Kirk had simply smiled at him. "You're going, Bones. You drew
Spock fair and square. There's no five star hotel on this M class,
I'm afraid. *All* of us will be roughing it."
right. Roughing it," McCoy had drawled flatly. "This from
the man who drew Lieutenant Dennara from Sciences."
men had stopped for a moment to envision the blond and buxom beauty
from the science department. For a brief moment, McCoy considered
the structural dynamics involved in that much under wire.
he had returned to the present and tried one last tact. Stubbornness.
He had always had very good luck with stubbornness. He was renowned
ain't going." He crossed his arms and glared at the Captain.
smiled beatifically at him. "You know, I could *soooo* easily
make this an order."
of a Bitch...//
that had ended *that* conversation.
course, the last thing McCoy had wanted to do was actually tell
Kirk the truth, the *real* reason why he didn't want to be stuck
down here on this uninhabited planet with the Vulcan for three day
and nights. Although he was sure it would've gotten him out of the
camping trip, he *wasn't* sure that he could have lived with the
speculation that would have followed his admission
had tried to deny it. He had tried to talk himself out of it. It
wasn't something that he had been prepared for. He had no pre-conceived
ideas about sexual preference. Love was love, it didn't matter what
shape or sex your partner was, just so long as there was affection.
But he had always been a ladies man, and how. With their soft breasts
and their rounded ankles and their wonderful smell of soap and perfume...
he had *never* expected that Spock...
had never wanted a man before in his life. But he wanted this one,
no two ways about it. It was *something* about him. His elegance,
his intelligence maybe, the fact that he was as beautiful and aloof
as a marble statue and about as untouchable.
didn't even *try* to tell himself that his feelings would be reciprocated.
He knew it was hopeless. So he fought with himself. He told himself
that he didn't want Spock, that he didn't even *like* him. And out
of sheer cussedness, he did the same thing to Spock.
now, trudging alone behind the man, Leonard McCoy slid further into
his funk. He glared daggers at the strong back in front of him.
Spock seemed to have no trouble at all with either the terrain or
the heavy pack he was carrying. Even the cold didn't seem to bother
him. He was as always, single minded and driven to completing his
task, which was in this case, to finder higher or least *dryer*
it! Aren't Vulcan's supposed to shut down in the cold? Shouldn't
*he* be the one with chilblains and frozen hands? Damn you Jim,
you Son of a Bitch! Damn you and your shore leave lottery. Damn
this whole miserable stinkin' freezing place and DAMMIT - what the
HELL HAVE I JUST STEPPED IN??//
Hearing McCoy's little cry of disgust, Spock turned and spoke to
him for the first time since they had set off across the moor. "Are
you in some difficulty?"
glared up at him, feathers and dignity in complete tatters. "Yeah.
You could say that, Spock."
elegant eyebrow quirked briefly. "You appear to be standing
up to your waist in mud, Doctor."
that's what I like about Vulcan's. Their God Damned powers of observation!"
removed his pack and carefully approached the fuming Human, taking
care to keep to the edge of the large puddle. "This mud-bog
is quite visible, Doctor. I easily avoided it. I can only deduce
from the obvious evidence, that you were not paying attention to
where you were going."
made an obscene gesture. "Deduce *this*, Spock!"
remark makes no sense whatsoever," Spock said blandly.
well. Neither do I, a lot of the time. You gunna help me out of
here or not?"
a strange expression on his face, Spock reached out and grabbed
the front of McCoy's tunic, easily pulling him from the mud-bog
with a sound like water draining out of a half clogged kitchen sink.
He set McCoy on his feet and looked at him critically. "You
must get into dry clothes soon, Doctor, or you may succumb to hypothermia."
teeth were already chattering. "I noticed that. Well, as you
seem to have all the answers today, what's our best course of action?"
ground ahead of us is reasonably firm. I believe we should erect
our tent in this location rather than attempting to leave the moors.
You need to get dry and then ingest a hot meal." Even as he
spoke Spock picked up his heavy pack and slipped it back on.
agree with you there. It's probably about time we called a rest
break anyway," McCoy said. "We've been tromping for a
Spock turned to face him and once more, McCoy saw that strange little
expression flit over his comely features again. "Following
that, Leonard," Spock said slowly, his obsidian eyes peculiarly
intent. "I believe that we should copulate."
blinked. The world tilted suddenly.
looked down at him and McCoy suddenly realized what that odd expression
was. The Vulcan was smiling. Only just, but it was there.
you seem to have fallen into the mud-bog again."
a little tent, on a frozen misty moor, replete and warm in the circle
of his lover's arms, Leonard McCoy stared all bemused at the low
canvas ceiling and contemplated the wondrous turn his life had just
knew all along?" he asked again.
Leonard. I felt your attraction to me within a few hours of us meeting."
Spock let his warm hand trail down McCoy's side. "I also sensed
the conflict within you in regards to that very issue."
are that attuned to people?"
I am attuned to the one that I am attracted to."
sighed and shook his head in amazement. "Well, I'll be damned,"
leaned over him and cupped his face, his delicate fingers running
over the plains of his cheeks, touching his brow, smoothing over
his lips and neck.
Human sighed and smiled, enjoying the touch, the higher body temperature
of his chosen one. He wondered for a moment how folks could make
the mistake of thinking that Vulcans were almost sexless creatures.
What he and Spock had just shared had been... exquisite, to say
had not really known how to proceed. Oh, as a doctor he knew the
mechanics and the theory involved. But with no practical experience
to speak of, he had been just as happy to let Spock lead the way.
what a teacher he had been! Their bodies had fitted together incredibly
well, and if McCoy had thought that women smelled good, he had been
totally unprepared for the heady, musky scent of a fully aroused
Vulcan. He laughed softly.
pulled back and regarded him with a raised eyebrow. "May I
ask what is so amusing?"
grinned. "I was just thinkin' how I haven't come that many
times in a row since I was a teenager."
gave him that beautiful half smile again. "A most gratifying
compliment, Leonard." He lay back and pulled McCoy into his
arms, arranging him comfortably over his sleekly muscled chest.
"With that thought in mind, I would suggest that we get some
McCoy found that he was slightly disappointed.
Remember Leonard, we still have two more days in which to occupy
disappointment drained away instantly. //Oh, Lordy!//
reached out and extinguished the small camping lantern. For a long
moment, they simply lay in the dark and held each other tightly,
listing to the wind outside and the closer more intimate sound of
each other's heartbeats.
McCoy said finally, his voice on the edge of sleep.
glad you didn't give up on me." He gave a soft chuckle. "This
camping trip certainly wasn't what I expected."
lay there quietly, listing to the even breathing of his lover as
the Human drifted away into slumber. In the warm and friendly darkness,
he gathered him close and nestled his face into his soft hair.
gave a deep sigh of contentment and profound relief. "It was
not what I expected, either," he whispered softly.