Hi, this is a site about James Madisons, REAL JAMES MADISONS. This site is awesome. My name is Ryan and I can't stop thinking about James Madisons. These guys are sweet; and by sweet I mean totally awesome.
1. James Madisons are mammals.
2. James Madisons legislate ALL the time.
3. The purpose of a James Madison is to govern and be totally sweet.
Weapons And Gear:
James Madisons can kill anyone they want! James Madisons co-author constitutions ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome; they flip out and legislate ALL the time. I heard that there was this James Madison who was eating dinner at his manor. And when some apprentice dude walked by and dropped his candle mold in the street, the James Madison flipped out and killed the whole state of Virginia. My friend Thaddeus said that he saw a James Madison totally uppercut some kid just because the kid didn't shoe his horse correctly.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that James Madisons have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will stab you in the neck with a quill!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
James Madisons are soooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. James Madisons are smart, witty, short, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to take political science next semester. I love James Madisons with all my voting privileges (including my ballot).
Q And A:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with James Madisons?
A: James Madisons are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are small and homely, but on the other hand they wield supreme executive power.
Q: I heard that James Madisons violate checks and balances. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, James Madisons can be unfair OR totally awesome.
Q: What do James Madisons do when they're not legislating?
A: Most of their free time is spent ruining Marburys, but sometimes they go into Wars of 1812 to flip out on British invaders. (Ask Thaddeus if you don't believe me.)
This is Dolley Madison.
She is married to James Madison, and she invented snack cakes,
which is bragable.