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Accordion who?

Name:
Jose Martin "Joey" deVilla

Location:
Accordion City, Canada

Alma Mater:
Crazy Go Nuts University

Occupation:
TC/DC: Technical Community Development Coordinator for Tucows, Inc. --
"Nerdy Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!"

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Jungian Personality Type:
ENTP
(Extrovert / iNtuitive / Thinking / Perceiving)

About this blog

Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry Dziarmaga, we came up with the theory that in the infinite set of universes -- the multiverse -- there was one particular universe in what happened to us right here was being watched as a TV show over there. We then made a solemn vow to live in such a way that we kept our ratings up.

This is the continuation of that story.

The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century is my "slice of life" weblog. In it, you'll find what I've been up to, what's on my mind, ramblings about people, places, things and events that I find interesting. I am a schmoozing, boozing, hacking, slacking bon vivant and goof, and it's going to show in my writing.

This weblog is partly a way for me to keep practicing my writing, partly a creative outlet, partly a way for me to let my friends know what I'm up to, and partly shameless self-promotion.

If this weblog entertains you and gives you a chuckle, I'll be a very happy little mutant. If you decide to take up the accordion (or any other musical instrument, for that matter) as the result of reading my accordion stories, I'll be even happier. If it inspires you to stretch beyond the mundane and banal or to make your life or the world better than when you found it, then I salute you with a filet mignon on a flaming sword!

Other Non-Tech Blogs I Read

View Article  Look Out Chick, There's a New Sheriff in Town!
Never mind Jack Chick's hopelessly 20th-century tracts; Tim Todd Ministries' cartoons are slicker and their manga-influenced style better reflects the aesthetic sensibilities of the 21st century's comic book readers.

For you traditionalists, don't let the modern look vex you: the basic message is still safely rooted somewhere in the 13th century: Gays: bad! Secular rock music: bad! Evolution: lies!

But wow, is the artwork and storytelling so much better. Jack Chick's grasp of pop culture is far too weak to have come up with "Madonna Dahmer", the parody of Marilyn Manson that appears in the Tim Todd Ministries comic. And neither he nor the artist who does his more "realistic-looking" comics can hold a candle to whoever's penciling and inking the Tim Todd stuff. Even if you don't agree with the message, you've got to admit that he's trumped Chick in the slickness department.

My favourite panel is shown below: a paramedic explains to a boy who think he might be gay that saying "hey, we're born that way" is a lame-o excuse. Todd's homophobe-fu is so much slicker than Chick's homophobe-fu.



"When I was a homosexual 30 years ago?" That moustache and ten bucks says you were homosexual 30 seconds ago!
View Article  "What else is there?"
In Dave Hegeman's review of Richard Florida's The Rise of the Creative Class and How it's Transforming Work, Leisure, Community and Everyday Life (which I wrote about in this entry), he wrote this about the cities and enclaves that attract a mix of techies and "creatives":

Welcome to the brave new world of economic prosperity, technological progress, and alienation. The coffee may be good and the music cool, but there is a spiritual and relational emptiness at the core of these hip new neighbourhoods which is bound to reveal itself in due time.

Reading that part of the review, I was reminded of a character in an Encyclopedia Brown story who wished a curse on all the ships of the world after getting food poisoning from a submarine sandwich.

This got me thinking about a half-remembered exchange from Douglas Coupland's novel, Microserfs. If you go to a geek's house, you're quite likely to find a copy of it in one of their bookshelves (probably alongside copies of A Brief History of Time and Ender's Game). The book is generally thought of by programmers as chillingly accurate; I remember reading it sometime during the first few weeks of my first job as a CD-ROM developer and thinking "I know these people! I'm reading about us!" I later found out that Coupland did some pretty intensive research into geek lives: he had Microsoft arrange for him to live and hang out with with six employees they had selected for six weeks.

I dug up my copy of Microserfs and found what I was looking for near the beginning of Chapter 2 (titled "Oop"). In the conversation, Dan, the book's narrator (who is painfully introspective in that way that Coupland narrators tend to be) is asked a big question his housemate, Todd, one of those coders whose life is either coding or furthering his studliness through working out, his Toyota Supra and one-night-stands. (A little more backgroud: Todd's parents are the sort of religious fundamentalists who have an innate distrust in science and technology and constantly try to get him to leave the high-tech world and come back to the fold.) In walks Karla, Dan's new girlfriend, who gets the best lines in the book.



The Cablevision was out for some reason, and Todd was just lying there, flexing his arms on the floor in front of the snowy screen. He said to me, "There has to be more to existence than this. 'Dominating as many broad areas of automated consumerism as possible' -- that doesn't seem to cut it anymore." Todd?

The speech was utterly unlike him -- thinking about life beyond his triceps or his Supra. Maybe, like his parents, he has a deep-seated need to believe in something, anything. For now it's his bod...I think.

He said, "What we do at Microsoft is just as repetitive and dreary as any other job, and the pay's the same as any other job if you're not in the stock loop, so what's the deal...why do we get so into it? What's the engine that pulls us through the repetition? Don't you ever feel like a cog, Dan?...what -- the term 'cog' is outdated -- a cross-platform highly transportable binary object?

I said, "Well, Todd, work isn't, and was never meant to be a person's whole life."

"Yeah, I know that, but aside from the geek badge-of-honor stuff about doing cool products first and shipping them on time and money, what else is there?"

I thought about this. "So what is it you're really asking me?"

"Where does morality enter our lives, Dan? How do we justify what we do to the rest humanity? Microsoft is no Bosnia."

Religious upbringing.

Karla came into the room at this point. She turned off the TV set and looked at Todd square in the eyes and said, "Todd, you exist not only as a member of a family or a company or a country, but as a member of a species -- you are human. You are part of humanity. Our species currently has major problems and we're trying to dream our way out of these problems and we're using computers to do it. The construction of hardware and software is where the species is investing its very survival, and this construction requires zones of peace, children born of peace and the absence of code-interfering distractions. We may not acheive trascendence through computation, but we will keep ourselves out of the gutter with them. What you perceive of as a vaccuum is an earthly paradise -- the freedom to, quite literally, line by line, prevent humanity from going nonlinear."

She sat down on the couch, and there was rain drumming on the roof, and I realized that there weren't enough lights on in the room and we were all quiet.

Karla said, "We all had good lives. None of us were ever victimized as far as I know. We have never wanted for anything, nor have we ever lusted for anything. Our parents are all together, except for Susan's. We've been dealt good hands, but the real morality here, Todd, is whether these good hands are squandered on uncreative lives, or whether these hands are applied to continuing humanity's dream.

The rain continued.

"It's no coincidence that as a species we invented the middle classes. Without the middle classes, we couldn't have had the special type of mindset that consistently spits out computational systems, and our species could never have made it to the next level, whatever that level's going to be. Chances are the middle classes aren't even part of the next level. But that's neither here nor there. Whether you like it or not, Todd, you, me, Dan, Abe, Bug and Susan -- we all of us the fabricators of the human dream's next REM cycle. We are building the center from which all else will be held. Don't question it, Todd, and don't dwell on it, but never ever let yourself forget it."
View Article  "The Crepuscule" (or: Avenue Victor Hugo Books is Closing Its Doors)
The Redhead and I spent Sunday touring through downtown Boston, and while walking down Newbury Street (which in Accordion City terms, is like splicing Queen Street West, College Street West and Yorkville together), we stumbled into Avenue Victor Hugo Books, a used bookseller (alas, we don't have a nice single word like the French do: bouquiniste). I knew about the store since I remember reading the little writing exercise/stunt in which Harlan Ellison spent three days sitting in their window display writing short stories.

We noticed a sign in their front window announcing that after 29 years in the bouquiniste business, they were closing their doors. Every book in the store was being sold for half its marked price. Being avid readers, the Redhead and I went in.



The store's shelves, which have been fitted into every possible nook and cranny, are groaning with books. I could spend days just hanging out in this place, thumbing through old volumes.



The picture above shows a little nook into which a chair was placed for the serious reader who wants to examine potential purchases very carefully. I spent about a half hour here engrossed in some E. F. Schumacher.

The Redhead and I each walked out with a half-dozen books. Just for laughs, I topped off my purchases with a copy of Left Behind, just to see what the fuss is about. I'm prepared to be amused in that "so bad it's good" way.

Right by the cashier were photocopied sheets with a short essay titled The Crepuscule (Psst! That means "twilight"!). Subtitled "Twelve reasons for the death of small and independent book stores", it is a indictment of those who helped kill the small and independent book store.

I asked the store for permission to reprublish the essay here. They consented being quick to point out that while the essay points the finger at others, the store management also acknowledges their own role in the demise of the store (one has to wonder what it takes for a store that sells books on the cheap to fail in the most college-y of college towns).

The Crepuscule

Twelve reasons for the death of small and independent book stores

Ever thankful to those who made the effort before us, with heartfelt apologies to those who are still in the fight and the few who support them--offered upon the closing of Avenue Victor Hugo Bookshop in Boston.

1. Corporate law (and the politicians, lawyers, businessmen and accountants who created it for their own benefit)--a legal fiction with more rights than the individual citizen, which allows the likes of Barnes & Noble and Walmart to write off the losses of a store in Massachusetts against the profit of another in California, while paying taxes in Delaware--for making ‘competition’ a joke and turning the free market down the dark road toward state capitalism.

2. Publishers--marketing their product like so much soap or breakfast cereal, aiming at demographics instead of people, looking for the biggest immediate return instead of considering the future of their industry, ignoring the art of typography, the craft of binding, and needs of editing, all to make a cheapened product of glue and glitz--for being careless of a 500 year heritage with devastating result.

3. Book buyers--those who want the ‘convenience’ and ‘cost savings’ of shopping in malls, over the quaint, the dusty, or the unique; who buy books according to price instead of content, and prefer what is popular over what is good--for creating a mass market of the cheap, the loud, and the shiny.

4. Writers--who sell their souls to be published, write what is already being written or choose the new for its own sake, opt to feed the demands of editors rather than do their own best work, place style over substance, and bear no standards--for boring their readers unto television.

5. Booksellers--who supply the artificial demand created by marketing departments for the short term gain, accept second class treatment from publishers, push what is ‘hot’ instead of developing the long term interest of the reader--for failing to promote quality of content and excellence in book making.

6. Government (local, state and federal)--which taxes commercial property to the maximum, driving out the smaller and marginal businesses which are both the seed of future enterprise and the tradition of the past, while giving tax breaks to chain stores, thus killing the personality of a city--for producing the burden of tax codes only accountants can love.

7. Librarians--once the guardians, who now watch over their budgets instead--for destroying books which would last centuries to find room for disks and tapes which disintegrate in a few years and require costly maintenance or replacement by equipment soon to be obsolete.

8. Book collectors--who have metamorphosed from book worms to moths attracted only to the bright; once the sentinels of a favorite author’s work, now mere speculators on the ephemeral product of celebrity--for putting books on the same level with beanie babies.

9. Teachers--assigning books because of topical appeal, or because of their own lazy familiarity, instead of choosing what is best; thus a tale about the teenage angst of a World War Two era prep school boy is pushed at students who do not know when World War Two took place--for failing to pass the torch of civilization to the next generation.

10. Editors--who have forgotten the editorial craft--for servicing the marketing department, pursuing fast results and name recognition over quality of content and offering authors the Faustian bargain of fame and fortune, while pleading their best intentions like goats.

11. Reviewers--for promoting what is being advertised, puffing the famous to gain attention, being petty and personal, and praising the obscure with priestly authority--all the while being paid by the word.

12. The Public--those who do not read books, or can not find the time; who live by the flickering light of the television, and will be the first to fear the darkening of civilization--for not caring about consequences.

Thus, we come to the twilight of the age of books; to the closing of the mind; to the pitiful end of the quest for knowledge--and stare into the cold abyss of night.

John Usher

From THE HOUND by John Usher, copyright 2004. Permission to reproduce is granted to all upon request with proper attribution.

This essay garnered a number of nasty comments. The person whom I contacted at the store told me that some people seem to have taken it personally, interpreting it as an attack on their character (or at least their lack of bibliophilia).

What do you think? What's the state of small and independent book stores where you live?
View Article  "Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers"


Alan Graham and Bonnie Burton's review of the best blogs out there, Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers: The Best of Blogs, is out! And among the blogs featured in the book is...The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century!

As one might expect, the book also has an accompanying blog.

I'd like to thank Alan and Bonnie for considering me worthy of being included in a book that contains the "best of blogs", and congratulate them on a job well done!
View Article  Neuromancer audiobook, read by William Gibson, online
At some point during Gideon Strauss' blogger convivium last Christmas, I mentioned to him that I used to like programming while listening to a set of MP3s of William Gibson reading Neuromancer. I kept them on my OpenCola-issued laptop while I worked there, and I forgot to make a backup copy before dutifully handing it back when I got laid off.

Gideon, a Gibson fan, asked me to let him know if I ever found more copies. I'd forgotten about his request until this past weekend, and a little Googling found me this site and this site, which has 8 MP3s, representing four 90-minute cassettes of the Neuromancer audiobook.

According to this page on the William Gibson Aleph, U2 -- one of Gideon's favourite bands -- contributed a track to the audiobook.

Gideon, everyone: enjoy!

"The sky above the port was the the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel..."

View Article  Cory's book signing at Bakka Books: tomorrow 3 - 5 p.m.

Tomorrow (Saturday, March 27th), Cory Doctorow is having his last book signing in Toronto for the forseeable future at his old employer's: Bakka Books.

Bakka Books is at 598 Yonge Street, near Wellesley and specializes in science fiction and fantasy. The store derives its name from Dune; Bakka is the weeper for all humankind in Fremen legend.

When he worked at Bakka, it was located in my neighbourhood, the Queen West area, on Queen Street between Soho and Beverley. I remember going there back in 1992 and having some geek heartily recommend Snow Crash ("You're in computer science? You've got to read this Stephenson book -- he'll be required reading for programmers someday!"). I have no idea if it was Cory or not, but it's pretty likely.

It'll be a don't-miss-it geek event. Be there and be square!

View Article  The Low-Carb Edition
Inspired by yesterday's FARK thread, my friend Eldon Brown came up with this treatment of Cory's novel: