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THERE'S BEEN REPORTS OF SEVERAL MISSING LAPTOPS RECENTLY
WHICH HAVE STRUCK TERROR IN THE VERY HEART OF THE PORTABLE
COMPUTER COMMUNITY. ALTHOUGH REPORTS ARE SKETCHY, HERE ARE
THE SALIENT DETAILS:
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1-A LARGE DESKTOP MACHINE
HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN SEVERAL LAPTOP NEIGHBORHOODS LATE AT
NIGHT WHERE THE LAPTOPS HAVE SUBSEQUENTLY TURNED UP MISSING.
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2-ONLY TRACES OF THE MISSING LAPTOPS HAVE BEEN
RECOVERED. BITS OF MODEM CABLE, AC ADAPTER CORDS AND ONE
TRACKBALL ARE ALL THAT WERE LEFT AT THE VARIOUS CRIME SCENES.
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3-ALTHOUGH THE DESKTOP COMMUNITY
HAS BEEN TRYING TO
HIDE THIS FACT, A SCARY PHENOMENA HAS BEEN UNCOVERED: THE
PROWLING DESKTOP HAS BEEN GAINING WEIGHT AT THE RATE OF 3 TO
7 POUNDS EVERY TIME A LAPTOP HAS DISAPPEARED. |
