February 03, 2005

ha. ha. ha.

If you can't find it funny, then you suck. IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS.


so laugh, bitches.


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Next week:

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.


(and who IS your daddy?)


Fucking hell, I hate the computer. Fuck all of you, you god damn cuntwaffles. Quit being a twatasaurus rex you fucking twatapotamus.

hatpacketofslash.


quit being so ubercunty and say it to my face bitch.

posted by julie at 02:08 AM Comments (2)


la la la la la la la la

Well, well,well. It's been a while, hasn't it?

I'll bet you thought I was dead.

Okay, probably not. But I'll bet, secretly, you thought about it. Even wondered about it.

No?

Whatever.

So anyway, it really HAS been a while since I've updated. That's okay. I've had a lot going on. You know, shopping, work, getting skinny so I can be a HOTTIE...

the usual.

Jesus christ it's difficult to be that fake. I have to stop.

Here's the lowdown because I know you are all DYING to know what's REALLY been going on with me.

I've been working. A LOT. It's hard fucking work most times, but there's something to be said about manual labor instead of sitting behind a desk growing more and more lethargic and fat. It's nice to work my ass off and get all HOT and sweaty, and stinky and such. Of course, it's not for everybody. Most people I used to know couldn't handle one day. Regardless, I've been WERKING MY ASS OFF. Which brings me to my next little bit of updating.

Between work, and my new LOVAH, Manual Labor (he's Mexican), I've realized that the internet sucks.

Boy howdy does the internets suck.

It's a shame that more people don't realize it. What a waste to sit all day long in front of a computer. Typing, typing, typing a way, wasting time along with your life is no way to live. Go outside once in a while. Run around the block. Walk to the grocery store. Get away from the evil box that sits upon your desk. It's fucking liberating and you might even lose weight without some silly fad diet. I'm doing it and I don't miss it at all, not to mention that I have a lot more time to KNOCK MY GREASY ROASTED GARLIC SMELLIN WORK BOOTS.

You know, it's now grown painful sitting here, typing about what has been going on with my life. Suffice to say that you have no idea what I'm doing, and I'm glad for that. For most of you who happen to read my site, I must say, sadly, that your life is a joke, and it's incredibly sad that you can't even see it. I mean really. You sit back and talk about me behind my back and realize that you "are much better off without me", so why waste your time? That's just really sad. But it's okay. Because I'm DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK.

Word to your GODDAMN MOTHAH.


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posted by julie at 02:00 AM Comments (3)