zac says tay still wets the bed : nick's story

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nick's story

fiction: not real, not true, a figment of the creative imagination
Yes there you go ladies and gentlemen, now that you know what fiction is, you should know that this story is indeed, fiction. Which means that it is not real in any way shape or form, and that none of this ever happened....kapeesh?

chapter 1: "oh crap, it's the full monty."
chapter 2: "so...you are hanson."
chapter 3: "i'll buy you a racing camel."
chapter 4: "just wait till they make the movie."
chapter 5: "i'm just registering a protest that's all."
chapter 6: "zac...this would make a great action movie."
chapter 7: "i like meeting fans although this is not exactly the place."
chapter 8: "oh i dropped you all the time when you were a baby and it never did you any harm."
chapter 9: "i have to look good for my public."
chapter 10: "but still the line wasn't moving..."
chapter 11: "this is normal security for a hanson concert."
chapter 12: "she blushed. ahhh...he thought, she's shy..."
chapter 13: "now we can be twins."
chapter 14: "soap!"
chapter 15
chapter 16: "look how much blood i had in me!"
chapter 17: "definitely no drumming."
chapter 18: "oh that was just to annoy tay."
chapter 19: "i have to go to the bathroom."
chapter 20: "that semi dramatic waiting pose. quit it."
chapter 21: "you're the greatest, man!"
chapter 22: "disappointed to find no hanson albums."
chapter 23: "heroes don't sleep on floors."
chapter 24: "of course they'd call him stumpy..."
chapter 25: "a porterhouse steak medium rare."
chapter 26: "yes i would care to take that bet."
chapter 27: "trust zac to think of the important issues."
chapter 28: "but i think you want to."
chapter 29: "duh brain.
chapter 30: "bbbring bbbring."
chapter 31: "you look like a prize prat right now."
chapter 32: "zac your feet smell."
chapter 33: "so...do you play baseball?"
chapter 34: "let me have this okay tay? i think i deserve it."
chapter 35: "god only knows."
chapter 36: ""ike!" he hollered..."
chapter 37: "maybe taylor was going a little bop crazy."
chapter 38: "get in."
chapter 39: "have a splendid trip home."
epilogue

Email the wonderful author Nick with comments. :)

Liked this story? Check out the sequels. :)
i ain't no angel and then
my little blond friend

Want to read a very cool and witty review of Nick's first and second stories in this trilogy? Click here. :)

A little note from Nick...

Guys I just want to say THANKYOU in big loud letters for the nominations for the Hanfic Awards... you guys TRULY taught me the new meaning of the word appreciation. I want you to know that I appreciate every single one of you who reads these stories. It totally makes my day and makes writing all the more worthwhile to know that there are people out there reading what I write. I just wanted to say that and to say I feel honoured to be in the company I am in the awards, I feel honoured to be a Hanfic writer and to be among such prestigious talent as there is spread out over the Hanfic world and I feel honoured that each and every one of you comes here and enjoys what I write. The letters and the nominations and hearing from you guys it just brings a smile to my face. Thankyou.

Nick

Winner for Best Use of a Song (God Only Knows, by the Beach Boys), Best Writer , Most Original Plotline, Best Zac and Most Intriguing Zac, and Best Story Overall in the first annual Hanfic Awards.

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This is a link that Nick requested I put here, that he and I would recommend.
"I don't normally do this but this story just so totally blew me away I had to tell the world about it. Bear in mind this is not your normal Hanson story. It's a thousand time better." -Nick

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