NETSCAPE REQUARTERED

      NOW MOST OF US HAVE READ
     THAT EINSTEIN ONCE HAD SAID   
           THAT "TIME IS RELATIVE".
       SO SHALL WE NOW FORGIVE
     THAT JANUARY IS THROWN OUT
ON NETSCAPE'S BOOKS OF ACCOUNT.
      THEY JUST PILE UP A BIG LOSS
  THEN GIVE THE FIRST MONTH A TOSS.
     SO SCRAM TO A SEA OF RED INK;
      LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN THE PINK.
    THIS FIGURE SHAM IS GREAT FUN
THE BOOKS WE'VE COOKED TO WELL DONE.
       DOES BARKSDALE HAVE NO SHAME
        IN PLAYING THIS NUMBERS GAME?
   YOUR BROWSER MAY BE SO KEEN,
    BUT YOUR PROFIT JUST AIN'T GREEN.